Hey, everyone, sorry for taking so long writing this. Writer's block and all. The usual disclaimers apply. Read and review, please. Thank you.
At the Summers' household...
Buffy: (slowly turning the front door's knob)
Spike: (impatient, he pushes Buffy out of the way)
Buffy: ...ow...!
Spike opens the front door and starts to enter when a mystical wall stops him.
Buffy: Ha...ha...ha...!
Buffy walks around Spike, going inside her home. She starts to go upstairs when she is stopped by Spike's voice.
Spike: (tears welling up in his eyes) I know you don't love me. But that doesn't matter because you treat me like a man. Someday, I'll 'ave you.
Buffy: (exaggerated eye roll) What...ever...Spike...come...in...
Spike: Thanks. So, umm, the weapons?
Buffy: Over...there...
Spike walks into the living room, bending down to the weapons' chest. As Buffy makes her way upstairs, she decides to say something to Spike.
Buffy: Spike...you...know...not...
Spike: (grabs a short sword from the chest)
Buffy: ...all...of...us...
Spike: (lights a cigarette and smokes it)
Buffy: ...will...make...it...
Spike: (on his second cigarette) Yeah, I know. But I'll be your knight in shining armor. (dons a knight's armor) Literally.
Buffy: I'll...need...you...to...protect...Dawn...
Spike: With my life. I swear on my mother's grave.
At the Magic Box...
Willow: (tenderly stroking Tara's cheek) Lead the way, luv, I mean, Tara.
Tara: (happily skips out of the Magic Box, singing) To Glory's Tower we go! Three piggies went to the market...
Buffy: Let's...go...remember...no...one...comes...near...Dawn...!
Buffy turns around, her hair rippling in the wind. She is holding a sword behind her neck, her arms resting on it. The Scooby Gang follows her, falling a few steps behind. The scene looks strangely familiar. They leave the Magic Box into the afternoon's sun, walking at a snail's pace. Spike is holding a blanket over his head, shielding himself from the sun's harmful rays.
Giles: The world is doomed! (sips on a cup of tea)
Spike: We get it, luv.
Anya: Xander, did you remember to bring along an extra guest?
Xander: ...
Wah, wah, wah, wah...
Xander: Yeah, I did.
By the time the Scooby Gang arrives at Glory's Tower, the sun is down. They look upon the poorly constructed tower with awe.
Anya: Hey, that plank... I think that's where your sister is supposed to die.
Xander: Ahn! (runs over to a wall and pounds a nail into it)
The Scooby Gang walks on the construction ground, looking around.
Giles: The world is definitely doomed.
Anya: You said that about six times now.
A growl can be heard coming from the opposite direction of Buffy's.
Glory: You! What are you doing here?! (grabbing Tara by her shoulder)
Willow: Getting back what's hers. (places both of her hands on Glory and Tara's heads)
Staggering back, Glory stumbles over a cement block, falling on her behind.
Glory: I'm hungry...that bitch took my...
Wah, wah, wah, wah...
Glory: (taken aback) What's that sound?
Buffy: (stiffly moving towards Glory) It could be this Dagon Sphere. Initating Program 1478. Please catch. (tosses the sphere at Glory)
Glory: (catches the sphere, groaning painfully) You...stupid...bitch...! (crushes the sphere)
TBC... Review, please. My life depends on your reviews. ;)