Nanana….I'm bored…so you get this! Yay! This will be my last for the day; I need to work on the new chapter of Oracle Bones which you SHOULD READ! Or at least review, cuz I'm unfortunately a review whore. Heh. Not really…my Sailor Moon fic should show that…gahahaha…so young…so stupid. Any who…
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"Remy, you first, Ah'm not goin' 'till you do, no way in hell Ah'm gonna die..." Rogue said.
"As you wish, p'tite." Remy said with a grin. He jumped down the tunnel and a faint 'Weeee!' could be heard. Kitty looked at Rogue.
"It can't be that bad….I mean he jumped right down." Kitty said.
"He's Ah swamp rat, can't trust him none." Rogue said.
"But he saved your life! He was like a maid to you!" Kitty exclaimed.
"That don' mean nothin'. Until we find out for sure, we need to keep an eye out on him." Rogue said. Kitty sighed.
The preppy one has a point, you should trust him. He did save your life. Even though he's a complete, idiotic bone head. Carol said. Now get your ass down that tunnel and drag the preppy one with you! Before someone sees!
Oh, Ah'm really scared of bein' noticed by a seagull, Run for the hills! Rogue said before she slammed up the mental wall. Rogue took Kitty's hand and jumped down the tunnel. Once they were both in there it closed.
"I figured dat you two wern' gonna trust ol' Remy." Remy said.
"Not like we have any choice." Rogue said.
"Dat be true…C'mon, chere, Remy treat ya real good. Remy make sure da othas treat you and your frien' good, too." Remy said. Others? Rogue thought. Ah fuck! Evil mutant convention!
"Others?" Kitty asked.
"Lance, Wanda, Fred, the fur ball…Magneto..." Remy counted off his fingers.
"WHAT! Lance is all right?! Oh my god! LANCE!" Kitty screamed as she ran down the tunnel. Remy smiled.
"Now, dat fille 'nos what she wants. Now, you want Remy?" He asked with a grin.
"Like Ah want to be run over by a UPS truck." Rogue said as she started to walk down the tunnel.
"Dat could be arranged… Remy need to work on dat, ya will like Remy sooner or lata', Remy know you will, chere." Remy said. Remy walked right next to Rogue to a door with Kitty pounding on it. Remy laughed.
"Ya gotta put de code in." Remy said as he typed in the code. Kitty glared at him.
"No duh, like, I'm not stupid." Kitty said. Rogue almost smiled.
"Kitty jus' wan's to see Lance. Her burnin' hunk o' bunny love." Rogue said. Kitty slapped her arm.
"Well, you got your own man right here and you don't even want him! Remy, have fun trying to get Rogue here, she's kind of stubborn. Then again, you might not want her because she SNORES!" Kitty said and phased through the door just before it opened. Kitty stuck her tongue out at Rogue. Rogue clenched her fists and stuck her tongue out right back at her.
"Who says we'd be sleepin', hm?" Remy asked with a smile. Rogue coughed as Remy put his arm around her and guided her through the door.
Hey, drama queen, why not grab his ass, he might find it appealing…Carol said with a laugh.
Hmm... how 'bout no… Rogue said.
Chicken.
Ah'm not!
Are to!
Ah'm not! Rogue grabbed Remy's ass. Remy jolted.
"Well...I see someone can' wait for de bed time, non?" Remy asked. Rogue raised her eye brows and walked over to her ex-brotherhood friends.
What now, bitch? Rogue said triumphantly.
WENCH! Go jump off a cliff and make everyone's life easier! You can't even touch! Once they take off the choker thing its back to 'I'm a poor southern girl! Ah can't touch because I'm Satan!' TRAMP! You killed me, and now you get what you deserve! I'm going to LOVE watching you two try and have sex, ha. Carol said. She then retreated into the back of Rogue's mind. Rogue looked around and saw that everyone was there…including Pietro.
"If I could use my powahs Ah'd kill ya in a second." Rogue snarled. Pietro just continued to stare at her. Kitty looked at Rogue and smacked the back of Pietro's head.
"Same goes for me! Uh, like, yeah...I can use my powers, heh, ha ha, well now..." Kitty mumbled. Rogue stalked up to gambit. "Take this damned thang off meh." Rogue stated. Remy looked at her and raised an eye brow.
"Why should I? If I did Remy wouldn' be able ta do dis." Remy touched her cheek. Oh mah gahd, I'm startin' to like him. This isn't fun. Snap out of it Rogue! SNAP! Rogue thought.
"Take it off." Rogue said. "You can have Magneto think of something if you care that much, because Ah don', so take it off." Rogue said. Remy sighed and took it off. Rogue grinned evilly. She turned towards Pietro and walked up to him. She took off her glove and punched him in the face. Loud gasps were heard as he flew a wall. Everyone's jaw hit the floor. Especially Rogue's.
"Oh mah gahd! That wasn' s'posed to happen! Yah should be witherin' on the floor screamin! Not fly'n through walls!" Rogue exclaimed.
Wake up and smell the horse manure, bitch. You absorbed me fully. Which means you also absorbed my powers fully. Now you have my powers. Are you sure you aren't blonde? Carol asked.
"ROGUE! How did you do that?" Kitty exclaimed.
"Ah...Ah guess...Ah KNOW when I absorbed Carol…Ah got her powers all the way, too." Rogue said dumbstruck.
"YOU CAN FLY!" Kitty squealed.
"Ah can fly…" Rogue said. Remy raised an eye brow.
"Ya got one hell o' a punch, chere. I'm guessin ya got super strengt'." Remy said. Remy stepped through the hole in the wall and picked up Pietro. "Ya messed this fella up, big time. Remy proud o' ya." Rogue looked at Pietro's bloody face.
"Good, he deserved it. Where am Ah sleepin'?" Rogue asked.
"I'll show you." Lance said. Lance got up and dragged Rogue around a corner and then down some creepy looking stairs. He stopped at the door at the end of the tunnel. "So…How you been?" Lance asked.
"Oh, Ah dunno, locked in a cell, drainin' the life out of defenseless girls. The usual." Rogue said. Lance's mouth formed an 'O'. "Well…I'll see you later." Lance said and walked away. Rogue went into her room and slammed the door. She slid down it and put her head in her hands.
Why me? She asked.
Because you're a killer. You deserve it. Have fun, killer. Carol said.
Bite mah ass. Rogue said.
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Woo. YAY! I finished another chapter. Mwa ha ha ha.