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A/N: Its at the bottom.

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Mia glared at Grandmére as she was wheeled back to her room. "Its not as if I want to be a princess anyway."

"Mia," her father said warningly.

"What?! Its true! I woke up in this hospital, with no memory of any of you but Michael. And suddenly you tell me I am a princess. The only reason why I believe you crazy psychos is because Michael hasn't told me yet it's a lie. Which by the way Michael, any minute now would be good."

They froze in front her room. Mia looked at all of them nonchalantly. Mr. G looked poised and ready to sprint to the emergency exits at any signs of Clarisse exploding. Helen had "O-M-G I'm shocked!" written on her face, but Mia could see in her eyes she was secretly please Mia had said what was on her mind. Michael's expression was blank, he was always so hard for Mia to read. Her father on the other hand, was starting to turn on untimely shade of violent violet, but Mia was sure he would recover. As for Grandmére... well, Mia could practically see the steam coming out of her ears. She was pissed. Royally pissed. [a/n: ooooh! that's bad...]

"Amelia Renaldo. I have had enough of your childish behavior. First you run away to avoid tedious duties you knowingly created obligations to. Secondly, you steal a motorcycle you cannot drive and then you get into an accident and dare to blame your current dilemma on me?! How dare you! It was your immature att—"

The scene froze completely. Grandmere's face was horribly distorted into a wrinkled mass that the REAL Mia could not help find completely humorous.

You see, the REAL Mia wasn't in a hospital, and she didn't have memory loss. No, she was actually sitting on the coach with her lovely boyfriend Michael Moscovitz laughing her head off. Lilly was nearby beaming.

She had finally finished editing her version of Mia's life-story-movie. It was a Friday night, just after quarter tests were over and Michael was home from college for the weekend.

Despite working on the movie for months, no one had been allowed to see what was filmed. Mia, Michael, Lilly and all their friends had just played themselves. Helen and Mr. G, in their few scenes were also self-played. But Mia thought perhaps the best part of the movie was the disgruntled, disheveled old hobo-woman they had picked off a corner a few blocks away from the village to play Grandmére. (They agreed to buy her lunch every weekend during the taping.)

"So?" Lilly asked.

"Okay, Lil'. You did it," Michael admitted. "Not only is it completely pointless, but it better represents the real Mia Thermopolis then any thing else. And the taping isn't half bad."

"Well duh! I am still fully her best friend, who else would know her best."

Mia smiled and squeezed Michael's hand. "Fat Louie."

"Mia, I know you love Fat Louie, but an animal that cannot verbally communicate with you does not qualify as being your best friend."

"Why not? He doesn't need to verbally communicate to understand me, Lilly. Besides he isn't my best friend. He just knows me best."

"So a cat knows you better than I do?" Michael asked skeptically.

"Well, I can't exactly tell you my deepest darkest secrets."

"Do you have any deep dark secrets?" he asked teasingly.

"Of course she does! And this movie reveals them all!" Lilly interrupted.

"Seriously Lil'," Michael said, shooting Lilly a look. "There isn't anything your hiding, is there Mia?"

"Of course not!"

"Good we can watch the rest of the movie than," Lilly said grumpily.

"I don't know. I kind of like the way Grandmére LuAnn's face is twisted so disgustingly." Michael chuckled. [a/n: LuAnn is the old hobo-woman they picked up off the street.]

"Its kind of creeping me out," said Mia.

"So we finish watching it then," Lilly concluded.

"Fine."

"Double Fine."

"Triple Fine."

"Quadruple Fine!"

"Stop!" Michael shouted. "Just press play, will you?"

"Fine!" Lilly said grinning at Mia.

==THE END!==

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I could have gone on forever with that, its just a bit ridiculous don't you think? And a very crappy ending. But I needed to finish this random little... thing.

Review if you want... bye!