Lawnmowerbubbles: I'm sorry for the lack of updates! In apology I posted
the last three chapters. Thank you for reading! (And I really wouldn't mind
a review or two to boost my ego .')
Chapter 8
The phone at three in the morning while Lex was sleeping. He groggily got up and answered the phone by his bed. He had a guess who would be calling.
"Luthor" He mumbled, half awake.
'Lex?' he could hear Clark on the other line.
"Clark what are you doing up this early?" he asked, slurring his words.
'Well, I kinda wanted to tell you something.' Clark said.
"What is it?" he mumbled.
'I'm an alien.' Clark said on the other line.
"That's nice. Can I get some sleep now?"
'No really, I am.' Clark said.
"I love you too. Buh bye."
'Things instantly combust when I look at them too long.'
"Okay, anything else you want to say?" he sighed in annoyance.
'I can run really fast and look through walls, and I'm pretty strong and I can-'
"Clark?"
'Yeah Lex?'
"This is really nice and everything but can you tell me this when I've had at least five hours of sleep and a cup of coffee? I love you man, but now's not a good time."
'But I thought you really wanted to know my se-'
"Too early. Maybe if you came over here I'd listen though."
'Really now?'
"Sure, I'll teach you how to play pool." Lex heard Clark choke on the other line.
'Oh? I'm not really good at it though...'
"Something tells me you'd be a good learner."
'You really mean it?'
"Of coarse, why wouldn't I? You have super speed right?"
'Uh huh'
"Well, then. Hurry over here before I fall asleep"
Lex heard Clark hang up the phone.
"Goofball..." Lex pulled up the covers and turned the light on.
Well that's it I hoped you enjoyed! (Yes, it was kinda hinty at the very end. A desperate attempt at smut ') Oh yeah, a review would really hit the spot about right now. (please?)
Chapter 8
The phone at three in the morning while Lex was sleeping. He groggily got up and answered the phone by his bed. He had a guess who would be calling.
"Luthor" He mumbled, half awake.
'Lex?' he could hear Clark on the other line.
"Clark what are you doing up this early?" he asked, slurring his words.
'Well, I kinda wanted to tell you something.' Clark said.
"What is it?" he mumbled.
'I'm an alien.' Clark said on the other line.
"That's nice. Can I get some sleep now?"
'No really, I am.' Clark said.
"I love you too. Buh bye."
'Things instantly combust when I look at them too long.'
"Okay, anything else you want to say?" he sighed in annoyance.
'I can run really fast and look through walls, and I'm pretty strong and I can-'
"Clark?"
'Yeah Lex?'
"This is really nice and everything but can you tell me this when I've had at least five hours of sleep and a cup of coffee? I love you man, but now's not a good time."
'But I thought you really wanted to know my se-'
"Too early. Maybe if you came over here I'd listen though."
'Really now?'
"Sure, I'll teach you how to play pool." Lex heard Clark choke on the other line.
'Oh? I'm not really good at it though...'
"Something tells me you'd be a good learner."
'You really mean it?'
"Of coarse, why wouldn't I? You have super speed right?"
'Uh huh'
"Well, then. Hurry over here before I fall asleep"
Lex heard Clark hang up the phone.
"Goofball..." Lex pulled up the covers and turned the light on.
Well that's it I hoped you enjoyed! (Yes, it was kinda hinty at the very end. A desperate attempt at smut ') Oh yeah, a review would really hit the spot about right now. (please?)