Welcome back to the inside story of S.P.E.W. I have just had permission to
interview the House Elf's and here they are looking dapper. I am going to
their happiest looking one Dobby.
Dobby: Dobby is so happy to see you. Dobby hates the girl that tries to get rid of us she is pure evil. Witches and Wizard's do not see that cleaning houses and castles is our pride and joy. Dobby is happier here then he was with the Malfoy's they hit poor Dobby. Oh no (No Dobby control yourself. Put the bottle of whiskey down) Sorry but I spoke ill of my old family.
After talking to Dobby I talked to the big cheese himself Ronald Weasley. He has offered to give us a tour of Hermoine Granger's stuff.
Ron: Here you see her schoolbooks; her diary...I think I'll keep that to myself and last but not least here is her girlie essentials. The typical girl things make up, snipping of Victor Krum and Brad Pitt, these stick things and make up. I think that she has gone way too far this time. I mean there is too far like making my mum stop knitting and then there is way too far like saying getting rid of the Chudley Canons.
As Ron was reading Hermoine's diary I heard two student's talking about Hermoine's way of putting things straight.
Katie: She's such a swot I mean does everyone need to know that much stuff?
Cho: I totally agree I mean have you seen her hair from the back. I could honestly think she was a walking tree.
Katie: Yup and then she puts it in a ponytail and it's an absolutely straight who does Alicia think she is?
Oops I guess that was the wrong conversation. I guess Cho has fully recovered from the lost of her pat Cat...Oh wait it's a Hamster or a boyfriend...which everyone she's ok now. Ok now I am going to talk to Luna Lovegood.
Luna: Hello, you're like the first self that's nattered to me in the present day. I have no idea why? (Ummm neither do I) have you seen a pink textbook with feathers growing on the spine? (Can't say I have) Damn. Not right to take bits and pieces away from people, that's how come Hermoine should keep her hefty nose out of the house Elf's business. Bye bye I have to rally Ginnie Weasley in the great hall we need to study.
As Luna walked alone to the great I noticed that Hermoine wasn't in school so I checked Hogsmeade and got a word with Leslie Bubble a shopkeeper.
Leslie: Aye she's a strange girl but has plenty to say. Don't have to say anything bad bout her really. She always comes in to buy a badger maker or some badge's. Her House Elf campaign poster is in the shop winda over there.
Well here is one reporter, which is saying I think Hermoine Granger has no hold on her plan. Only one more report about this and then it's on something else.
EVERYTHING INVOLVED WITH THE WORLD OF HARRY POTTER IS UNDER COPYRIGHT OF JK ROWLING. This is rated G. LESLIE BUBBLE IS NOT APART OF HARRY POTTER.
Dobby: Dobby is so happy to see you. Dobby hates the girl that tries to get rid of us she is pure evil. Witches and Wizard's do not see that cleaning houses and castles is our pride and joy. Dobby is happier here then he was with the Malfoy's they hit poor Dobby. Oh no (No Dobby control yourself. Put the bottle of whiskey down) Sorry but I spoke ill of my old family.
After talking to Dobby I talked to the big cheese himself Ronald Weasley. He has offered to give us a tour of Hermoine Granger's stuff.
Ron: Here you see her schoolbooks; her diary...I think I'll keep that to myself and last but not least here is her girlie essentials. The typical girl things make up, snipping of Victor Krum and Brad Pitt, these stick things and make up. I think that she has gone way too far this time. I mean there is too far like making my mum stop knitting and then there is way too far like saying getting rid of the Chudley Canons.
As Ron was reading Hermoine's diary I heard two student's talking about Hermoine's way of putting things straight.
Katie: She's such a swot I mean does everyone need to know that much stuff?
Cho: I totally agree I mean have you seen her hair from the back. I could honestly think she was a walking tree.
Katie: Yup and then she puts it in a ponytail and it's an absolutely straight who does Alicia think she is?
Oops I guess that was the wrong conversation. I guess Cho has fully recovered from the lost of her pat Cat...Oh wait it's a Hamster or a boyfriend...which everyone she's ok now. Ok now I am going to talk to Luna Lovegood.
Luna: Hello, you're like the first self that's nattered to me in the present day. I have no idea why? (Ummm neither do I) have you seen a pink textbook with feathers growing on the spine? (Can't say I have) Damn. Not right to take bits and pieces away from people, that's how come Hermoine should keep her hefty nose out of the house Elf's business. Bye bye I have to rally Ginnie Weasley in the great hall we need to study.
As Luna walked alone to the great I noticed that Hermoine wasn't in school so I checked Hogsmeade and got a word with Leslie Bubble a shopkeeper.
Leslie: Aye she's a strange girl but has plenty to say. Don't have to say anything bad bout her really. She always comes in to buy a badger maker or some badge's. Her House Elf campaign poster is in the shop winda over there.
Well here is one reporter, which is saying I think Hermoine Granger has no hold on her plan. Only one more report about this and then it's on something else.
EVERYTHING INVOLVED WITH THE WORLD OF HARRY POTTER IS UNDER COPYRIGHT OF JK ROWLING. This is rated G. LESLIE BUBBLE IS NOT APART OF HARRY POTTER.