DAYS OF OUR TENNIS ... extended!

Presented to you by: Posterior Praiser, and the Cheeseburger of Doom (who also praises Posterior) and their Crazy Rubber Chicken of Doom (TM)

Neither of these lovely gender-non-specific girls owns anything, although they definitely would not mind owning Kaido's sexy bandana.

For the original Days of Our Tennis, please see Cheeseburger of Doom's PoT Fairy Tales!

This fic has been EDITED. It will now appear as more of a soap opera. May the gods have mercy on our souls.

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"NOOOOOOOOO!" Kaido screamed. "MomOOOOOO!"

He could hardly believe it. He was watching his wife husband die, right before his eyes! The evil Akutsu had stuck him in a cage, and was holding him over a vat of sulphuric acid. Then...the cage exploded.

"MOMO!!!"

Kaido's time with Momo flashed before his eyes.

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"Hey ya big boy, you wanna take me for a ride on your motorcycle?" Momo asked.

Kaido hissed. "Baka. Why would I take you on my motorcycle?"

"Mamushi! Take me for a ride now before I pound your face in!"

"Then get on, you idiot!"

Kaido was a bad boy, and Momo liked it. They were the couple at the high school, and nothing on Earth could break them apart.

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"We're being chased!" Kaido yelled. "Momo! Hurry up and do something!"

"Why should I do something, you baka mamushi?"

"It was your idea to become a crime-stopping duo in the first place!"

"What the hell? You agreed to it, moron!"

"I hate you!"

"I hate you more!"

"Ah, crap! We're still being chased!"

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"Kaido..."

"What is it, baka?"

"I...I want to have babies."

"..."

"Let's settle down and start a family."

"..."

"I know you like living on the edge, but...you want to pass your genes on down to your son, don't you?"

"..."

"Please, Kaido?"

"I have no problem with the idea, Momo, but aren't you a man?"

"...right. We'll have to work on that part."

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"Let's name him...Dan. Dan Taichi."

"I thought we agreed to name him Herbert?"

"Baka mamushi! I'm the one who gave birth, so go to hell!"

"But I want him to be named Herbert!"

"You suck!"

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"Let's sail around the world, Momo."

"Oh Kaido...this is so romantic. I can't believe you really bought the boat."

"I'll name it the baka, after you."

"Kaido!" The two kissed underneath the stars. Then they started an argument about who would get to sail.

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"Now that we've sailed around the world, and Dan's old enough to go to school and all that...Do you think we can be detectives again?" Kaido asked, hopefully.

"I'd love to," Momo said. "Then after that...I want to have another baby!"

"..."

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"Akutsu, you BASTARD!" Kaido screeched. He pulled a convenient bomb out of his pocket, and blew up the warehouse he was in. Then he went home and cried like a little baby.

MEANWHILE...

"Are the rumours true, padre?" Yuuta asked with a mix of concern and fear in his eyes.

"I'm afraid so, Yuuta. Yanagisawa has indeed been possessed by the devil."

The priest Kisarazu had heard of such things as possession in rare cases, but this was something else. Yanagisawa was certainly not always the brightest person, and unfortunately was quite susceptible to these kinds of things. He had been wreaking havoc throughout the town for weeks, leaving all of his victims scared and helpless.

The only words they could say were da ne.

Kiserazu knew that he had to face the situation head on, and would have to exorcise whatever demon was possessing his former doubles partner.

He took out his emergency crucifix, several pieces of garlic and a shovel, and prepared to enter Yanagisawa's hospital room, where he had been tied down to a bed, to prevent him from causing an more trouble after the last incident with the unsuspecting Kabaji, although no one really noticed the difference.

Yuuta was very troubled by the whole thing, since Yanagisawa had gotten to Mizuki, before he could stop him.

"The look in his eyes when he got Mizuki was…. it was…."

"I can understand how you feel. He really isn't himself when he's like this. I will try to exorcise the demon now. Then Mizuki and the others should return to normal."

The thought of Mizuki screaming da ne for the rest of his life, made Yuuta want to crawl into a hole and die a painful death.

Kisarazu took a deep breath and entered the room, shovel in one hand, garlic in the other.

He was relieved to see that Yanagisawa was still unconscious, as they had only brought him in, passed out a few hours earlier.

He approached the bed very carefully, hoping to the whole thing while the other was not awake.

All of a sudden, an arm grabbed him, and eyes flipped open, to reveal bright green terror.

Kisarazu proceeded to scream like a little girl.

MEANWHILE...

Father Ohtori had sinned.

He was madly, deeply, truly, unfortunately very very in love with Shishido Ryo. There was a big list of problems that went along with that fact, but the top two on the list were the killers.

1.) He was a priest, and that kind of thing really isn't allowed for priests and

2.) Shishido just happened to be his sister's husband.

There was a new problem that ranked number three as of today, and it was also a whopper.

"So, I suggest you agree to our terms, or your sister is in for a rather large shock," Oshitari said. There was an evil and disgusting smirk covering his face. Ohtori was about to tell the man that all Blackmailers went to Hell, but he kept his mouth shut as he remembered the position he was in.

"Yeah! I mean, think of how the chick's gonna feel when she sees a tape with her husband doing kinky things with a priest! A priest who's her brother! Unless she gets off on that kind of thing, which would be kind of gross." Mukahi snickered.

Oshitari laughed along with his partner in crime (among other things).

"How much do you want?" he asked, weakly.

"Your soul," Oshitari said. The room suddenly went dark, and lightning struck. Father Ohtori gasped, and held up his crucifix.

Mukahi cackled like a hyena. "Oh, Yuushi! You kill me! Really, all we want is a million dollars, and the knowledge that we can have anything else we want from you at any time!"

"And also the knowledge that you are suffering greatly," Oshitari said.

Father Ohtori had no idea where he was going to come up with a million dollars, but he guessed he'd better get started.