Its just part of the job ….I guess…

:::Sings::: Second Chapter Second Chapter:::Sings::: Yeah hey peeps, well I was over swamped with reviews that I barely had time to write this…. not!!!…lol But thanks to those who did review, Qwerty, Greenleofiend and Icyfire2 *Hands you a stethoscope* hey I've got loads!

*~* Writing like this is those little clips of madness that J.D always experiences*~*

 

Summary: J.D has a little, sick friend. Sixteen-year-old Riley, who is constantly in and out of hospital. Together the pair wreaks havoc upon the hospital, but can J.D help Riley get better?

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Scrub team! I do own Riley though :o)

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"Sorry about that" Riley smiled innocently "I didn't know he'd flip like that…"

"Its Dr. Cox for Christ's sake!" I nursed my bruised head. Dr. Cox had snatched the stethoscopes from around my neck and hit me over the head with them. It really hurt! "Its, like in his genes"

"Sorry again…" She took a long slurp from her coke, and then pointed to the door "Hey there's Turk!" True enough, my old buddy old pal Turk walked over towards us and sat down.

"Hey the Riley-ster!" He Hi-fived Riley "What's up ma sista..?"

"Nothing much. I'm just giving J.D here some tips on defending himself" She smiled coyly "Dr. Cox has been picking on him again" She pointed towards my bumped head.

"Hey I can look after myself" I demonstrated this by raising my guard and punching in the air.

"Bambi, Ballet lessons were yesterday" Carla took the seat next to Turk. She thinks she so funny. Well…

"Oh yeah?" I tried to sound intimidating, but Carla just gave me her famous 'don't go there' look. So I didn't.

"Riley Dr. Cox is looking for you, you know?" Carla smiled towards Riley "...and he's not in the best of moods so..."

"Right I'm going" Riley sighed "But if he asks about the stethoscopes then you're on your own J.D…."

"Hey!" I was about to protest but she had already walked of the canteen. That kid...

Riley's P.O.V

I don't get it, one minute they're telling me I'm fine, the next they're taking blood and telling my how life threatening my situation is. I hate it in this place. I hate Dr. Cox and I'm pretty sure he doesn't like me. The only good thing about being in here is J.D. J.D is the best person ever. He's funny smart and really cute but I don't fancy him...at least I think I don't...

Well here it goes I'm in biggg trouble now...

"Oh well if it isn't J.D Jr, back from your journeys I see..." Dr. Cox snarled sarcastically. I sat down on my bed. Yes my bed, ive been in and out of here so many times that ive sort of got my own room. "Riley I've told not to leave your bed... Do you want to get better?" I ignored him and gazed at the floor. I didn't want this conversation. I didn't want to know whether or not I was going live to see Christmas so I decided to count the floor tiles.

1 2 3 4

"Yo, Jr" he whistled "I'm being serious now…" Dr Cox flipped open my medical chart "If you carry on like this..."

5 6 7 8 9

"Then you'll end up being..."

10 11 12 13

"…. In here Till you're old and have grey hair"

"I won't have hair" I murmered to myself, but Dr. Cox didn't hear, our conversation was interrupted by J.D knocking on the door.

Saved by the hunk! But I don't fancy him, honest I don't.

"Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso needs you to see Mr. Hayes, it seems he's ruptured his spleen again"

"Oh god! Do I ever get a break?" Dr. Cox held his hands up and cursed "Right you" He pointed towards me "Stay here, if I find out that you have moved, i will personally duct tape you to the wall Kapeesh?" I nodded he then turned to J.D as he walked out the door "You, Mary, well maybe I'd lay off the girly jokes if you got a hair cut..." and with that he disappeared out of the door.

I looked over to J.D who was holding a bedpan up to his face and checking his hair.

"Its fine J.D, just ignore him, its fine" I sighed. "I don't know why you let him get to you…"

Back to J.D's point of view

He does not always get to me. He's right maybe I do need a haircut, maybe I should go bald, yeah that'd be so cool!

~*~J.D spins around him a leather chair clutching a stuffed cat.

J.D: So we meet again Mr. Bond

He laughs manically but then begin choking~*~

"J.D why are you laughing" Riley shook her head and gave me a weird look. I try to give her a weirder look back but my eyes begin to hurt.

Beep beep beep beep

My pager so cool. It makes me feel important. Ill just leave it bleeping a little longer

Beep beep beep beep

Just a little longer…

Beep beep beep beep

"J.D your bleeping" Riley stated

"Oh that…" I replied coolly

Beep beep beep beep

"Well maybe you should answer it…I could be important…"

Beep beep beep beep

I pull out my pager, and read it slowly'

"Ah Riley, I've got to go, I'll see you later…"

"But, J.D!"

"Sorry Riley, it's important…." I couldn't wait for her reply. I dashed out towards the waiting room, which was a lot more over crowded then usual.

"What happened?" I asked Elliot

"Hi J.D" She cried in her winy voice derisively "I'm fine thank you for asking, how are you?"

Sometimes she's so paranoid it's untrue…

"I can't believe I had sex with you" I said back to her

Good comeback J.D

" There was a car accident" Dr. Kelso brushed past me carrying a clipboard. He thrusted it into my chest. "Sport quickly sign this…"

Overwhelmed by the situation I hastily sighed the chart.

J. Doreen

Whoa wait a minute…

"Hem Dr. Kelso, what did I just sign?" I asked worriedly

"Your afternoon away sport" He chortle and walked off

Damn you Kelso! Damn you!