"I've changed my mind. I don't want to do this," Shishido said.

"But Shishido-san...What else can we do?" The look on poor Choutarou's face was so irresistible that Shishido took a deep breath, arranged his mini-skirt into a more comfortable position, and rang the doorbell.

"What the hell do you want?" demanded Oshitari and Mukahi's butler. Shishido thought he remembered him from somewhere.

"Avon calling!" Shishido chirped cheerfully, putting on an almost-convincing fake woman-voice.

"Get the hell away from here!" The door was slammed in Shishido's face. He rang the bell again, and when the butler's face appeared once more, he made a very interesting growling noise.

"I'm selling sex toys. I'm sure the masters of the house would be interested."

"Maybe. I'll go get them," the butler said. "HEY! OSHITARI AND MUKAHI! A SEX-TOY SELLER IS HERE!"

"Yay!" Mukahi exclaimed. "Yuushi! Yuushi, can we buy something? Can we, can we?"

"Let's see what he has to offer first, Gakuto."

While Shishido kept Oshitari and Mukahi busy, Father Ohtori snuck into the mansion to try and find the tape.

"Not so fast, padre."

Ohtori froze. Strong arms seized him, and dragged him into the living room, where Shishido was being held in a similar position by some hired goons.

"What the hell? How did you figure us out?" Shishido demanded.

"The hairy legs gave you away, Shishido," Oshitari said.

"Damn it! I knew I should have waxed before I came here!"

The two were promptly thrown out on their asses, but not before Oshitari and Mukahi had a nice round of cackling at their expense.

"Choutarou...there's only one thing left we can do," Shishido said. "We've gotta come clean with my damn wife."

"But...Shishido-san..."

"I don't want to live in fear, Choutarou. I'm sure she'll be very understanding."

"I suppose you're right. I guess we'll have to tell the truth. That's what will set us free, right?" The two embraced, and were very sappy, while they tried to stall for time. Neither wanted to be the one to break the news to Shishido's wife, but it was going to have to happen at some point...

MEANWHILE...

Oshitari and Mukahi's butler, the very, very weary Wakashi Hiyoshi, petted a strange-looking box in a dark corner of his room.

"Soon," he said. "Very soon! Mwahahahaha!"

MEANWHILE...

"Inui. Will you...will you marry me?" Kaido asked, hopefully. He had come to love Inui Sadaharu. He had asked his son Dan about it, and Dan said it was okay for him to remarry by now.

"Yes, Kaido. I will marry you."

"No! You two can't get married!" yelled a very conveniently placed old woman by the name of Ryuzaki-sensei. "You're still legally married to my dear son Momo!"

Inui and Kaido exchanged looks. "Ii data," Inui said. "Who is this Momo?"

"...the mother of my child..."

"Oh, right. That Momo."

The two were so in love that they bothered to go out and have Momo legally pronounced dead, then they got married and lived happily ever after.

....until Bob showed up.

Bob looked exactly like Momo, but Kaido was pretty sure he wasn't Momo, since they got along far too well.

"I don't like the way you look at that guy," Inui said, one night in bed.

"Well...he looks just like my ex-wife husband."

"I know but...you love me now, don't you?"

"Of course I do, snookums."

MEANWHILE...

Wakato Hiroshi was not expecting a knock on his door so early in the morning but there it was, disturbing his beauty sleep. He rose to answer it with a rather large chip on his shoulder.

"Yeah, what do you want?"

"I want revenge on my slutty whore of a twin brother who screwed my boyfirend!"

"Umm, can you come back later? I get a lot of requests for revenge…"

"Hey! He's screwing around on you! Don't you care at all?"

"Not really. Now get out of here!"

The door was slammed in Kohei's face and he was not in the least amused.

He sure as hell wasn't going to stand by and let his twin brother get away with such a betrayal.

"If I'm not going to get any help, then I'll just have to exact my revenge myself!"

Kohei directed his anger toward an unsuspecting mail box in front of Hiroshi's house, which flew about 20 feet with his kick, then took a deep breath and walked off to put his plan into action.

Kohei decided that this could be an opportune time to play the old switching game he and Yohei used to play, however, it would be much more fun this time.

He concocted a plan in which he'd pose as Yohei and get Sengoku into bed. That way he'd be sure to make Kohei extra pissed off.

Well this plan did not work quite as Kohei had hoped of course, because he was greeted with a blank stare from Sengoku when he turned up wearing the most seductive outfit he could muster, and a magenta wig, and after he said something like I want your sexy body, and winking in a very cheesy manner (he was not very good at this whole seductive bit…)

"Damn! That was the second time I've had a door slammed on me today! I will not rest until I've had a proper revenge! I don't care what I have to do!"

Kohei began to twiddle his fingers together, al la Mr. Burns, and was promptly hit with an order to cease and desist with the unauthorised imitation.

MEANWHILE...

It was one of the most frightening things Yuuta had ever seen in his life, besides his brother playing dress up the Tezuka, but that was another story all together. He had returned home to check on Mizuki-san, hoping that Kisarazu would soon be able to bring him back to normal when he saw it.

Mizuki was dancing around a fire in their back yard, and was throwing all of his flowery shirts into it, all along yelling something like flowers are evil da ne.

"Oh my god! Mizuki! What are you doing!"

"I must destroy happy things like flowers da ne!"

Yuuta ran up and grabbed Mizuki from behind, and dragged him into the house, before he could burn the rest of his treasured wardrobe. A fight ensured and Yuuta had no choice but to knock Mizuki out cold using a broom from the closet. He laid Mizuki down on their bed, not sure how much more of this he could take in one day, and hoped Kisarazu was faring better then he was.

MEANWHILE...

Father Kisarazu was about to break in the face of the devil's horrid melodies, when he threw his shovel at the possessed Yanagisawa to make him cease the torment.

"I guess I have no choice but to bring out my secret weapon. I had him brought in from boarding school just for the occasion."

Kisarazu then opened the door, to allow a young boy with a very cute puppy in his arms to enter the room

"You should be nicer desu, or Mr. Scruffers won't be very happy, desu, and if Mr. Scruffers isn't happy, then I might cry desu, and you don't want to make me cry do you, desu?"

At that moment, the possessed Yanigaswa began to howl in terror.

"AHHHH!! TOO CUTE DA NE!!!!"

He did a few flips al la exorcist, then flopped back onto the bed, motionless.

"I guess you were too much for him Dan. Good job."

"Thank you desu."

All that was left was to make sure that the devil was indeed gone from Yanagisawa. Kisarazu approached the hospital bed, to take a closer look, when the other stirred.

"What happened, da ne? Why are you looking at me like that da ne? Did I do something wrong, da ne?"

"Don't worry about it, Yanagisawa-kun. Everything's fine now."

Father Kisarazu gave a final sigh of relief that this whole unfortunate episode was over with.

Or was it?