A/N: Ah, we changed the thing so that we can accept anonymous reviews. I (Cheeseburger of Doom) was supposed to mention that last time, but alas, forgot.)

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Kohei was not answering the phone. Sengoku was deeply unhappy. He wanted at least a chance to explain himself to the object of his affections. There was really no good excuse for what he'd done, but he wanted to set the records straight: he was in love with Kohei, not Yohei, and that would never change!

That did not explain why he was still having secret rendez-vous with Yohei on a semi-regular basis. The reason for that was entirely simple: Yohei was quite sexy. He was almost identical to Kohei after all, and since Kohei wasn't speaking to him...well. Sengoku was only human.

"You know, Sengoku...I don't think we should see each other anymore," Yohei said.

"But you look so cute in the blue wig!" Sengoku protested.

"I'm not Kohei! You have to understand that. I have feelings too, you know."

"I know. I love your brother so much..."

Yohei sniffled. "Nobody loves me."

Sengoku's heart went out to the poor boy. "You're a really great guy, it's just..."

"Everyone always loves Kohei! Even Wakato!"

"What?"

"The guy I've been after forever, he...He secretly likes Kohei! I mean, you can't tell it from the way he acts, since he always brushes Kohei off like he's not worth a pinch of shit, but...I can see it in his eyes! Oh, woe is me!"

"What a cruel world we live in!" Sengoku exclaimed. "Kohei is never going to forgive me, and I shall never have the one I truly desire! Your true love loves another! Alas!"

Yohei and Sengoku began to sob into each other's arms, which then led to getting drunk, which led to another rather interesting escapade, this time without feathers.

Which led to Kohei walking in on them yet again.

"Damn it! I was just going to come and try and win you back! I tried everything! I even pretended to be Yohei, but it didn't work! You knew who I was, so you slammed the door in my face!" Kohei wailed. "Oh, Sengoku! How could you?"

"That's not true, Kohei! I really thought it was Yohei at the door, trying to seduce me like an idiot!"

"Now you're saying I'm bad at seduction! And if you're so turned off by Yohei, then why are you two naked in bed together?"

"I..."

"You have to choose, Sengoku! One or the other!" Kohei exclaimed.

Sengoku looked back and forth between the twins. How could he possibly choose? His heart was torn in two.

"I...Give me some time," he said.

"That was all the answer I need! Goodbye, Sengoku!" Kohei swept out of the room. And walked right into the wall.

"Damn it," Sengoku cursed. "Why me?"

"Well...at least we still have each other," Yohei said.

"Yeah, I guess."

"What do you mean, you guess? That's it, I'm leaving you!"

This was definitely not Sengoku's day.

MEANWHILE...

"So, padre," said Yanagisawa casually. "What are you doing tonight, da ne?"

Kisarazu gave him a blank look. "You just got exorcised, and now you're asking me for a date?"

"Well...yes, da ne."

"I see." Kisarazu considered. He had come to have special feelings for the man he'd exorcised only moments before. It was as though they had some sort of special bond.

"I was thinking we could go and see a movie, da ne. Either that, or go back to my place, da ne."

"Either is fine."

"Excellent, da ne."

"By the way, why are you still saying 'da ne'? The devil is gone, right?"

"Yes, da ne. But I always said 'da ne', da ne."

"Right."

Yanagisawa offered his arm. "Let's go then, shall we?"

"Yes."

"Hey...isn't that kind of wrong, desu?" Dan Taichi asked. "Padre...what about your dead wife, desu?"

Kisarazu had forgotten that Dan was still in the room. He got down on one knee, and looked the child in the eye. "She's been gone for a long time, Dan. I have to get over her and move on. I'm in serious need of a good affair, or I'm going to get cut from the plot."

"I see...desu. I'm going back to boarding school, desu." Dan left the room, looking thoroughly disturbed.

"What movie were you thinking of seeing?" Kisarazu asked.

"The Day My Grandma Farted so Loudly the World Blew Up," Yanagisawa replied.

"...let's go to your place."

"Da ne."

MEANWHILE....

One fine day, Ryuzaki-sensei decided to give Bob a special chest, containing various items that made Bob remember that yes, he was indeed Momo.

"Kaido! It's me! Momo!"

Kaido gaped at Bob. "No, you're Bob."

"I'm really Momo! I remember everything! Kaido, don't you remember that time on my motorcycle, when we tried to see how many people would fit?"

"Oh my God, Momo!" Kaido shrieked, and he ran into the baka's arms.

Inui, standing nearby, pushed up his glasses, and decided to cut his losses and run off to Europe, where he wanted to perfect his special juices, which were now about 78% drug-free.

He really needed to do something about that.

MEANWHILE...

The butler was in a dark room, speaking into a telephone in a hushed voice.

"How soon can you do it?" he asked.

"Depends on how much you're paying," the voice in the phone replied.

"How much do you want?"

"I'd say about a million."

"A million? Just for whacking somebody? That seems a little pricy."

"It's inflation."

The butler seethed. "Fine. I'll come up with a million. Just get my brother out of the way. I'm sick of him getting all of the attention! I'm sick of him and his sickening life! I'm sick of --" The butler realized that the person on the other end had already hung up.

"Damn it all!" he wailed.

MEANWHILE...

"Umm… I kind of had an affair with Shishido, Seiichi "

"Really? That's umm… that's….."

Father Ohtori ran to catch his sister Yukimura as he passed out, clutching his chest.

"Holy crap! This is not good!" Shishido exclaimed as he ran to the phone, and attempted to dial 999 or was it 993 or….

After several minutes, and Ohtori swiftly taking control of the situation, they arrived at the hospital.

"Is he going to pull through, doctor?" Father Ohtori asked, when the doctor came into the waiting room.

"He is stable, but I'm afraid that he is in a …coma."

Shishido jumped up and grabbed Dr. Kajimoto by his coat.

"What do you mean, a coma!"

"I mean a…coma."

"Oh. Okay…"

Father Ohtori ran to his sister's room, desperately wanting to make things better, and for Seiichi to wake up.

"Seiichi! I'm so sorry! You have to wake up! You just have to!"

Shishido quickly joined him, after taking a few moments to compose himself

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He is your sister after all, and you're the strongest person I know."

Ohtori resisted taking this opportunity to thoroughly glomp the other boy (he did have some good taste.)

After spending the day beside Yukimura, with no change in his condition, Shishido decided to go home to grab some things and to return afterward.

During his walk home he had several cheesy flashbacks of his past growing up with Seiichi and Ohtori. He had always loved them both, but realised that he was indeed in love with Ohtori, and that it hurt much more than it should have when Ohtori said he wanted to be a priest. This one time fling, it seemed had much more meaning that it should have….

"Well this doesn't make things any easier, now does it?"

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