The Talk
"Listen... there are some ground rules to this.... situation." Page was saying. They were in the boys' dorms standing face to face. "Now... no touching," She shouldn't have said that... all the boys started sniggering. "I'm serious!"
"There is no point! They're just gonna be immature about this!" Liza said hopelessly.
That's when Page got desperate. Sirius' body, which towered over her own, launched at Sirius, taking him off gaurd. She grabbed the scruff of her own robes and brought him to where she was looking right into her own eyes. There wasn't even an inch to spare. She said in a dangerous whisper, "If you screw with my body, I will personally kill you when I get my body back!" Then she pushed him back.
He, being scared for his life and wanting to cry out laughing at the same time because that was the wierdest thing ever, landed on the floor with a thump.
Lily nodded in agreement, "Yeah, same hear!"
"Well... what about us?" James yelled.
"What about you?" Liza said. "I have to be a werewolf!" Then she gasped and covered her mouth, or Remus' mouth. Everyone else gasped to, well the girls did because they didn't know about Remus and the boys cause they didn't know she knew.
"When did you find out?"
"How'd you know?"
"Poor Remus!"
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"I'm so sorry Remus, I didn't mean to." Liza was truely sorry.
Remus put his head in his hands and sat down. Liza reached over and hugged him, or herself, which was wierd.
"Don't tell anyone,"James said.
"Oh we won't! What do you take us for?"
"Well... don't...k?" They girls nodded. Then, to show thier support and show they care for Remus even though he is a werewolf, they all crowded around and hugged him.
But, Remus got cheerful just to escape the wierd situation.
"Ok.. get off me! This is way too awkward!" They all seperated. "Gross... now I'm gonna have night mares!"
"Me too!" James and Sirius looked like they were gonna vomit.
Wierd situation.... averted! Woo! "Okay... now we get together and and tell about our family... houses ... the whole sha-bang!" Reggie was right. "Right Peter, tell me about your gran!" She was cheerful... a little too cheerful.
Here's pieces of thier conversations:
"Remus, you've been to my house right?" Remus nodded. He just kept silent... he was still sort of mad at her. He was also embarressed because of the comment about her having to be werewolf."Look Remus, I'm sorry! Okay? Would it make you feel better if I said that I would be happy to be youfor this summer cause then, I'd get to know you better and know what your going through!"
"Your lying." He whispered.
"No I'm not... Okay?"
"How'd you know?"
"It was kind of obvious, and I heard James talking to Sirius once about it... but don't be mad at them!"
"I'm not mad at them... and I'm not mad at you. Actually... I'm kind of glad. Now I don't have to hide anything from you guys."
"Good... now... you've been to my house right?"
"Okay..... as you know... I live in the muggle world." James nodded. "Do you know how to cook?" James shuck his head...
"Couldn't be that hard!" Lily groaned.
"I'll just have to invite you over early."
"I'm getting invited to my own house! What has the world come to?" Lily rolled her eyes.
"Okay.. I have a sister, Petunia, and she hates magic. Well... that's really an understatement. That means, she hates me." She looked at him. "No pranks!"
"You can't trust me?" She glared at him....(can i stress the point enough that it would be really wierd to see yourself glaring at you?)
"My parents are cool... my sister will cover it up if you do something wierd, like tell them I'm a freak or something."
"Got it.... so did you say I could prank your sister?"
Lily smacked him. "What?"
"Okay, you can pull one prank on her."
"Yes!"
"One prank!"
"Okay Okay!"
"My room is up the stairs second on the left.... don't touch anything!" Lily looked anxious."Oh... and if anyone says anything about Woofie... pretend to act sad."
"Who's Woofie?"
"My dog.. he got hit by a car last Christmas." She didn't seem hurt about it at all.
"Sirius! Listen to me!" Sirius was listenning to Lily and James' conversation... he flinched when she explained about Woofie.
Page slapped him over the head. "What?"
"Listenning?"
"Yeah...sure," Sirius said.
"Okay, I live with my stepmom... shes evil. She only married my dad because he had money... she's a gold digger. So when my dad died a year ago... she moved back here in hopes of finding a rich british sucker." Page described her with distaste. "So.. what about you?"
"I have two older brothers-"
"Really, are they hot?"
"Page!"
"What?"
"Orion and Ethan... Orion is four years older then me and Ethan is twenty- four. Then there's my dad, he's been bumbed ever since mum died and he hasn't worked since. He's always tryin to get lucky on the wizard lotery. Ethan's always at work or 'entertaining' someone in the lounge. And Orion is normally out looking for a job."
"He's twenty and he doesn't have a job?"
Sirius nodded, "And he snores. You have to share a room with him." Page smiled, unnoticed by Sirius.
"Peter, why do you live with your gran anyway?" Reggie was trying to get Peter to act more like her then him.
Peter looked down. "Tell me!" Reggie was getting irritated. "They died?... what?" She didn't feel like being patient and nice.
"Yeah they died."
"When?"
"When I was five."
"GET OVER IT!" Peter jumped. "Stop being so shy and act like.... me!"
Peter straightened up. "Okay."
"Is your gran the only one you live with?"
"I live with my aunt Sophie too."
She calmed down a bit. But she was mocking Peter by talking to him like he was a baby... Which was working.
"Go on..."
"And that's all."
"Where's your room?" She was getting impatient again.
"Erm... you go down the hall....on your left is my room. and right across from it is the bathroom." That was the longest sentence Reggie has ever heard him speak.
"Is there any chores you...I am gonna have to do?" Peter looked up.
He nodded slowly... "Well?"
"Weekly runs to the market."
"That's all?" He nodded. Reggie let out a exasperated sigh.
"Okay, Remus has been to my house before... he'll show you which room is mine." Lily nodded. "And don't mess with the house-elf Donnie, she's really annoying and when she thinks you are bored, she corners you and shoves your hands with food and board games." He put on a fake high voice, "To make masters happy!"
"Okay..."
"Mom and da will find it really wierd if your not flyingat least every night... oh no!"
"What?"
"Remus hates flying!"
"So?"
"Liza always flies with me."
"Oh..."
"No! I hate heights!"
"Remus! If your gonna be me, your gonna have to fly!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Come on Remie!" James entered the conversation.
"No... and don't call me that!"
"Come on buddy, do it for me!" Sirius came up behind James and gave him a pleading look.
"Okay... but just because I don't want to be the reason you get expelled."
"Thanx Moony!"
"Okay, I'll tell you about my Aunt..." Reggie had not given up yet..."She can't stand it when I'm dirty... so clean your face five times a day...and your hands. Don't walk into the house with muddy shoes... " and she went on and on and on......
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"Listen... there are some ground rules to this.... situation." Page was saying. They were in the boys' dorms standing face to face. "Now... no touching," She shouldn't have said that... all the boys started sniggering. "I'm serious!"
"There is no point! They're just gonna be immature about this!" Liza said hopelessly.
That's when Page got desperate. Sirius' body, which towered over her own, launched at Sirius, taking him off gaurd. She grabbed the scruff of her own robes and brought him to where she was looking right into her own eyes. There wasn't even an inch to spare. She said in a dangerous whisper, "If you screw with my body, I will personally kill you when I get my body back!" Then she pushed him back.
He, being scared for his life and wanting to cry out laughing at the same time because that was the wierdest thing ever, landed on the floor with a thump.
Lily nodded in agreement, "Yeah, same hear!"
"Well... what about us?" James yelled.
"What about you?" Liza said. "I have to be a werewolf!" Then she gasped and covered her mouth, or Remus' mouth. Everyone else gasped to, well the girls did because they didn't know about Remus and the boys cause they didn't know she knew.
"When did you find out?"
"How'd you know?"
"Poor Remus!"
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"I'm so sorry Remus, I didn't mean to." Liza was truely sorry.
Remus put his head in his hands and sat down. Liza reached over and hugged him, or herself, which was wierd.
"Don't tell anyone,"James said.
"Oh we won't! What do you take us for?"
"Well... don't...k?" They girls nodded. Then, to show thier support and show they care for Remus even though he is a werewolf, they all crowded around and hugged him.
But, Remus got cheerful just to escape the wierd situation.
"Ok.. get off me! This is way too awkward!" They all seperated. "Gross... now I'm gonna have night mares!"
"Me too!" James and Sirius looked like they were gonna vomit.
Wierd situation.... averted! Woo! "Okay... now we get together and and tell about our family... houses ... the whole sha-bang!" Reggie was right. "Right Peter, tell me about your gran!" She was cheerful... a little too cheerful.
Here's pieces of thier conversations:
"Remus, you've been to my house right?" Remus nodded. He just kept silent... he was still sort of mad at her. He was also embarressed because of the comment about her having to be werewolf."Look Remus, I'm sorry! Okay? Would it make you feel better if I said that I would be happy to be youfor this summer cause then, I'd get to know you better and know what your going through!"
"Your lying." He whispered.
"No I'm not... Okay?"
"How'd you know?"
"It was kind of obvious, and I heard James talking to Sirius once about it... but don't be mad at them!"
"I'm not mad at them... and I'm not mad at you. Actually... I'm kind of glad. Now I don't have to hide anything from you guys."
"Good... now... you've been to my house right?"
"Okay..... as you know... I live in the muggle world." James nodded. "Do you know how to cook?" James shuck his head...
"Couldn't be that hard!" Lily groaned.
"I'll just have to invite you over early."
"I'm getting invited to my own house! What has the world come to?" Lily rolled her eyes.
"Okay.. I have a sister, Petunia, and she hates magic. Well... that's really an understatement. That means, she hates me." She looked at him. "No pranks!"
"You can't trust me?" She glared at him....(can i stress the point enough that it would be really wierd to see yourself glaring at you?)
"My parents are cool... my sister will cover it up if you do something wierd, like tell them I'm a freak or something."
"Got it.... so did you say I could prank your sister?"
Lily smacked him. "What?"
"Okay, you can pull one prank on her."
"Yes!"
"One prank!"
"Okay Okay!"
"My room is up the stairs second on the left.... don't touch anything!" Lily looked anxious."Oh... and if anyone says anything about Woofie... pretend to act sad."
"Who's Woofie?"
"My dog.. he got hit by a car last Christmas." She didn't seem hurt about it at all.
"Sirius! Listen to me!" Sirius was listenning to Lily and James' conversation... he flinched when she explained about Woofie.
Page slapped him over the head. "What?"
"Listenning?"
"Yeah...sure," Sirius said.
"Okay, I live with my stepmom... shes evil. She only married my dad because he had money... she's a gold digger. So when my dad died a year ago... she moved back here in hopes of finding a rich british sucker." Page described her with distaste. "So.. what about you?"
"I have two older brothers-"
"Really, are they hot?"
"Page!"
"What?"
"Orion and Ethan... Orion is four years older then me and Ethan is twenty- four. Then there's my dad, he's been bumbed ever since mum died and he hasn't worked since. He's always tryin to get lucky on the wizard lotery. Ethan's always at work or 'entertaining' someone in the lounge. And Orion is normally out looking for a job."
"He's twenty and he doesn't have a job?"
Sirius nodded, "And he snores. You have to share a room with him." Page smiled, unnoticed by Sirius.
"Peter, why do you live with your gran anyway?" Reggie was trying to get Peter to act more like her then him.
Peter looked down. "Tell me!" Reggie was getting irritated. "They died?... what?" She didn't feel like being patient and nice.
"Yeah they died."
"When?"
"When I was five."
"GET OVER IT!" Peter jumped. "Stop being so shy and act like.... me!"
Peter straightened up. "Okay."
"Is your gran the only one you live with?"
"I live with my aunt Sophie too."
She calmed down a bit. But she was mocking Peter by talking to him like he was a baby... Which was working.
"Go on..."
"And that's all."
"Where's your room?" She was getting impatient again.
"Erm... you go down the hall....on your left is my room. and right across from it is the bathroom." That was the longest sentence Reggie has ever heard him speak.
"Is there any chores you...I am gonna have to do?" Peter looked up.
He nodded slowly... "Well?"
"Weekly runs to the market."
"That's all?" He nodded. Reggie let out a exasperated sigh.
"Okay, Remus has been to my house before... he'll show you which room is mine." Lily nodded. "And don't mess with the house-elf Donnie, she's really annoying and when she thinks you are bored, she corners you and shoves your hands with food and board games." He put on a fake high voice, "To make masters happy!"
"Okay..."
"Mom and da will find it really wierd if your not flyingat least every night... oh no!"
"What?"
"Remus hates flying!"
"So?"
"Liza always flies with me."
"Oh..."
"No! I hate heights!"
"Remus! If your gonna be me, your gonna have to fly!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Come on Remie!" James entered the conversation.
"No... and don't call me that!"
"Come on buddy, do it for me!" Sirius came up behind James and gave him a pleading look.
"Okay... but just because I don't want to be the reason you get expelled."
"Thanx Moony!"
"Okay, I'll tell you about my Aunt..." Reggie had not given up yet..."She can't stand it when I'm dirty... so clean your face five times a day...and your hands. Don't walk into the house with muddy shoes... " and she went on and on and on......
next chapter up soon