"I'm pregnant, Sengoku. Sengoku? Did you hear me? SENGOKU!"

Sengoku was currently running for his life. He did not want to deal with being a father in the least. He wanted to get as far away from Yohei as possible.

"That sleaze. I can't believe I ever fell for his game. Well I'm gonna make him take care of this kid no matter what I have to do!"

MEANWHILE...

"Umm Aoi I think I'm pregnant."

"THAT'S GREAT! I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE HAVE OUR LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY!"

Kohei was relieved that Aoi wasn't going to walk out on him, but was starting to get a little annoyed with his all too happy attitude.

"How is the milk delivery going?"

"GREAT! IT'S A FUN JOB YOU KNOW, ALTHOUGH I WISH I HADN'T GIVEN UP TENNIS SOMETIMES. THAT WAS FUN TOO."

"You're being a little loud…:

"OH! SORRY!"

Kohei sighed. Things were not going to get any better, were they?

MEANWHILE...

"Kaido...I'm pregnant."

Kaido fainted.

MEANWHILE...

Atobe Keigo reclined in his chair, with his feet up in the desk. He had a cigar in his mouth, but he wasn't smoking it. He didn't want to ruin his health, after all...but a mob leader had to have a cigar in his mouth at all times. Appearances were very important to him.

"Kabaji. Count the money."

"Usu." Kabaji set to work counting the cash that was in the briefcase that Hiyoshi had brought in. After he confirmed that there was a million dollars there, Atobe turned to his client.

"Consider your brother killed," Atobe said. He didn't shake Hiyoshi's hand because he did not want to violate his person.

Hiyoshi scowled. "Just do it fast, all right?"

Atobe narrowed his eyes at the insolent dog before him. "Don't order mafia leaders around. You won't like it."

"Whatever."

"..." Atobe really did not like this Hiyoshi person. "Get out of my office."

When Hiyoshi was gone, Atobe tried to decide who would be best for this assassination mission. He could always send Kabaji, but...truth be told, he wanted to see this "perfect older brother" himself. There were very few in the world who could compare to Atobe's beauty. He decided to carry out the mission himself.

MEANWHILE...

"Yuushi! Yuushi! Will you buy me a boat?" Mukahi asked, bouncing up and down, as he was prone to.

"Anything you want, Gakuto. Let's go down to the money room." Oshitari flicked on the light upon entrance, and then....he gasped.

"What's wrong, Yuushi?"

"Someone has stolen a million dollars."

"How can you tell? There's money piled up all over the place."

"I can sense it," Oshitari replied. "The money, it calls out to me. It tells me that some thief has been in here!"

"Does this mean no new boat?"

"Yes, but it also means a long and drawn-out process of accusing various different people of wanting to steal our cash, followed by the discovery of who it really was, and then punishing them viciously."

"Yay!"

"I knew you would like that idea."

MEANWHILE...

"Hahahahahaaha! I am finally going to marry Fuji Syusuke and there's nothing that Tezuka or anyone else can do about it! Oops, I'm talking to myself again aren't I? Oh whatever."

Kirihara was getting into his wedding dress, which just so happened to be an exact duplicate to the one Tezuka was going to wear (against his will, of course).

"Damn that Yanagi-senpai! I had to go through all of the trouble of having medical records forged because he's getting suspicious. If he finds out that the kid is his, everything will be ruined!"

He walked to the alter, wishing that Tezuka could be there to see his moment of triumph, but contented in the knowledge that he was probably off somewhere sulking at the loss of Fuji.

He walked down the aisle, all the time keeping his eyes on Fuji, who was not very happy with this new arrangement at all, no matter what Kirihara thought. Kirihara also took note of Yanagi's presence, but shrugged it off because there was nothing he could do to prove that the child was his.

He did have a perfect plan after all.

The priest began the ceremony, and Kirihara was shaking with the anticipation of his victory throughout the whole thing...

MEANWHILE...

Kajimoto was disheartened, but knew that he had to tell Tezuka the truth so he could be with Fuji despite what he felt. He arranged to meet Tezuka outside of the church, with the printed off paternity results that Kirihara hadn't been able to get to.

"It's time to act."

"Ah. Let's go"

"Sure."

"If there is anyone who objects to this union…"

"We object! This marriage is a sham!"

Tezuka and Kajimoto approached a now fuming Kirihara who looked about as red as the blood he frequently drank (but we don't think Kirihara is the devil...)

"The kid isn't yours, Fuji. The child belong to Yanagi Renji."

"You're lying!"

Kirihara was now thoroughly in Tezuka's face, threatening almost certain death with his glare, which was equally matched with Tezuka's

"Ah shut up!"

Tezuka proceeded to deck Kirihara so hard that he flew a few feet and ended up unconscious on the floor of the alter..

"Now we can get married, Fuji."

"Sas. Would you wear the dress?"

"…"

A few moments later, after Tezuka had changed, the wedding proceeded with no further hitches.

Everyone was perfectly happy, and all was resolved...

"Hey what about Yanagi? And what about Kajimoto?"

Oh yeah. Well things were not yet quite resolved…

MEANWHILE...

Yanagisawa was utterly confused about what to do. He knew that his son Renji was completely opposed to him remarrying after Shinji reappeared, but he loved Atsushi-chan so much. It was certainly not an easy choice to make (da ne).

He decided to ask advice to from his more supportive son Syusuke (he was always the good one, da ne).

"Saa, well I don't know. If you really want to marry Father Kisarazu, then I don't have any complaints. Yanagi has emotional problems but I'm sure he'll get over it after a while, though. He just doesn't want to see you with any one else."

"How's your new marriage going, da ne?"

"Well Kirihara has been chasing me endlessly still, and Tezuka had to throw him out of our house a few times, but he doesn't mind."

Fuji took this opportunity to inform Yanagisawa of the situation in it's entirety.

"So Kirihara's kid is Renji's da ne? I wish someone would tell me about these things da ne."

"I just did."

"I guess you're right, da ne."

The two parted, Fuji to his Tezuka, an Yanagiswa to have a talk with Shinji and Yanagi.

"I don't know why you wanted me to come to this. It's not exactly as if I have a choice as to whether you divorce me or not. Our son is the one who you need to talk to not me. I mean why would you ask me here when I am clearly not needed…"

"It's okay dad. I'm glad you came."

Yanagisawa was quite pleased to see his now estranged son.

"I hear you're a father, Renji da ne."

"Not by will that's for sure. Kirihara been driving me up the wall with his constant whining. He hates me too, so it doesn't make things any easier, and why am I talking to you any way?! You suck!"

"Don't say things like that da ne!"

"What's with all the drama anyway? This is getting to be a bit much don't you think? I'm leaving before I go nuts!"

Yanagi made a rather dramatic exit leaving Yanagisawa to hear Shinji's very lengthy complaints for the rest of the evening.

To hell with all of them then da ne! I'm getting married Da ne!

MEANWHILE...

The only happy couples in the universe were about to have a double wedding. The brides were getting into their dresses and having a discussion about their soon-to-be husbands.

"Ah...I hope Shishido-san doesn't end up regretting this," Ohtori fretted. "I know I won't, even though I had to give up priesthood and all..."

"I hope that Sanada and I don't fight anymore," Yukimura fretted.

"I hope that Shishido-san doesn't get drunk too often and start thinking that I'm Aphrodite too often..."

"I hope that -- did you say Aphrodite?"

"Um..."

There was silence.

"That dress looks very pretty on you," Ohtori said, finally. Yukimura did look very pretty. Ohtori was almost jealous.

"And you look quite spiffy yourself," Yukimura replied. He was almost jealous.

Their two husbands were having a somewhat similar conversation.

"So, Sanada, are you happy that Yukimura's yours again?"

"Yes."

"Uh...I'm sorry about the whole misunderstanding."

"You should be."

"Uh...yeah."

There was silence. Then it was time for them to get married!

The ceremony was beautiful, even if Shishido nearly fainted at the sight of his Choutarou in that wedding dress, and afterwards, the two couples drove off to their separate honeymoons. Shishido and Ohtori were headed for Disneyland. Yukimura and Sanada were headed for Tibet.

And they lived happily ever after -- for real.

Now, if only the rest of the world could get it together...