Inui was pissed off. He'd lost the baby, (how careless!) and he did not want to tell Kaido, because he knew that was the only reason that Kaido was sticking around was because of the baby.
"Inui...stop getting in my way," Momo growled.
"You're in my way," Inui said, coldly. Then he had an idea. A wickedly awful idea, a la Grinch. He started a very extreme catfight with Momo, including biting and scratching, but made sure to make it look like the entire incident was Momo's fault. Then, he got into a car accident, and blamed the lost baby on Momo.
"There's a ninety-nice percent chance that you feel guilty enough to let me run of with Kaido," Inui sniffed, pathetically.
"Take the mamushi. You deserve him more than I am. I only hope that someday, I can be forgiven."
Momo walked off into the sunset.
MEANWHILE...
Kohei was pretty glum. After all, he was pregnant with the milkman's child, and had lost the one true love of his life -- to his twin brother.
"I can't believe Yohei's going to have his kid, and I still have no one to love me," Kohei sniffled.
"I LOVE YOU!"
Kohei jumped half a mile at the sound of that voice. "...Aoi?"
"I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME, SO THAT OUR KID CAN BE RESPECTABLE, AND ALL THAT!"
"...marry you?" Kohei had only had a fling with the milkman because he'd been feeling desperate and unloved. Marriage, though...he'd never even considered it. He'd been hung up on Sengoku for so long that...
"PLEASE BE MY WIFE, KOHEI!"
"Um..." It was all so sudden! Kohei didn't know if he wanted to spend the rest of his life with someone as loud as Aoi. But...Aoi loved him! He'd said so, just two seconds prior! Oh, to be loved...
"I'll marry you, Aoi!"
"YAY!"
"...but please try to be less loud, from now on. I'm afraid your voice will hurt the baby."
"OKAY!"
MEANWHILE...
Sniffle sniffle. "Sengoku...our baby...please, think of our baby!"
Sengoku shuddered. He didn't want to be a father. He wanted to continue to mess around and be irresponsible forever. And try and get back on Hiroshi's good side, so they could play with ostrich feathers.
"Are you sure it's mine?"
"Almost one hundred percent positive!" Yohei exclaimed.
"...almost?"
"Well, it's most likely you."
"Most likely?"
"...in fact, I'm sort of sure that it's you."
"Sort of sure?"
"Okay, so it's debatable!"
"Who else could it belong to?" Sengoku asked.
"Well, I had this one fling with the guy who lives next door..."
"Then I think some tests are in order," Sengoku said.
"But --"
"No buts! I'm not ready to be a father, and I'm going to weasel out of this if at all possible!"
"...damn you."
MEANWHILE...
Yanagisawa was walking down that aisle...again. This time, he hoped it was for real.
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband...and stuff?"
"I do, da ne!"
"You may now kiss the Yanagisawa!"
There were cheers, and claps. Kisarazu and Yanagisawa were finally married!
"I'm so happy, Shinya," said Kisarazu dreamily. "I never thought that I would find such happiness after wrestling with the devil."
"Well, I hope he didn't steal your soul or anything, da ne."
"That would be...bad."
"Hey, mom? I just wanted you to know that I'm still upset about all this, but as long as you're happy, then I'll try to be happy too," Yanagi said.
"Thank you, my son, da ne."
"It's the least I could do...oh, crap." Yanagi was interrupted by the baby in his arms, who was wailing like a thing possessed. "This kid is too much like his mother."
"Aw, he's cute, da ne. I'm happy to have a grandkid, da ne. I'm going for my honeymoon now, da ne."
Kisarazu carried Yanagisawa away into the sunset, and everyone cheered. (Mostly because Yanagisawa was going to be gone for a while.)
MEANWHILE...
Yanagi was very unhappy to be a father, and because of it, he had been acting particularly out of character of late. He thought himself far too young to have to deal with these kinds of responsibilities; but he was coming to terms with it. It was partly his fault the baby had been born after all, even if he had been drunk and drugged up due to Kirihara's stupid actions.
So, he would take responsibility as the kid's father. That still didn't make dealing with Kirihara any easier.
"I want my Fuji!" Kirihara wailed. He was in his usual spot by the window, sniffling and shrieking. He was worse than the baby.
"Akaya..."
"All I ever wanted was Fuji's love...and he was caught up with Tezuka the whole time! Why? Damn it, why?"
"Akaya..."
"I just want to be loved!"
"Akaya..."
"Why doesn't anyone love me?"
Yanagi was twitching by this time. "Will you shut up and listen to me for a second, you whiny brat?"
Kirihara shut up, out of shock.
"Look, Akaya, I'm sorry that you didn't get the guy you really wanted, but you were going about it all the wrong way, anyway. Besides that, if you would just calm down for about two seconds, I could tell you that I think I have fallen for you. I know it's not much, but you have my love, if no one else's. So...stop crying, already."
Kirihara began to bawl. "Wah, I'm so happy, Renji!"
"Yes...well." Yanagi cleared his throat. He had never been very good with emotional things.
"I love you, Renji!" Kirihara said, throwing himself at Yanagi. Yanagi hoped this meant that Kirihara would be easier to deal with from now on...not that he really minded, anyway, since Kirihara was pretty endearing, in his own freakish way.
MEANWHILE...
Hiyoshi was cackling as he took out the garbage to the curb. He had hired the most expensive and most narcissistic assassin in town to take care of his stupid brother Tezuka.
"As soon as he's out of the way, everything I want will be mine!!! Bwahahahaahahahaha!"
MEANWHILE...
Atobe approached the unsuspecting Tezuka from behind with a knife. This was one of the rare times he found himself intrigued enough by a target to do the job himself. Someone as perfect as Hiyoshi described might just pose a challenge to his beauty, but that was a ridiculous notion of course.
He took out his marble handled, diamond encrusted dagger, and was prepared to take off the target's head until he saw how exquisite a face this Tezuka had.
"….."
"Give me one reason why you should not be skewered by ore-sama's blade."
"….."
Atobe was stricken by his composure and decided it best not to kill him.
Others might say that he was in love, but Atobe Keigo expert assassin was not the type to admit such a thing.
That loser butler would just have to be his first and only unsatisfied customer.
MEANWHILE....
"What do you mean you didn't do it! So your saying I had to steal a million dollars to pay you to do nothing!?"
"Yeah that's pretty much the jest of it. Dispose of him Kabaji."
"Usu."
Hiyoshi was thrown out on his ass short a million dollars and still the brother of a not dead Tezuka. He was sulking on his way back to the mansion when ran into Dr. Kajimoto by complete coincidence!
"Uh hi."
Hiyoshi was trying his best to be tactful aka not jumping the poor doctor who barely knew him.
"Oh I remember you. You're Tezuka's brother."
Hiyoshi would have murdered anyone else who said that but this was the man of his dreams, so he made an exception.
"Uh yeah. Do you want to go out for coffee or something?"
"Sure, why not. It's not like I have any one else to go out with since Tezuka got married."
"When did he get married?"
"Just the other day."
Hiyoshi and Kajimoto spent the evening growing ever fonder of one another, and Hiyoshi thought He might finally get the chance to attain happiness. (because HE deserved it damn it!)
MEANWHILE...
"Did you steal our money!?"
"Yadda."
-----
"Did you steal our money!?"
"We're kinda on our honeymoon here, so get the hell out of our room!"
"Shishido-san! There's no need to get so upset."
Shishido was never one to be able to resist Ohtori's wishes, so he kept himself from pounding Mukahi's face in.
"Fine, I won't punch your ugly face in. Just get out!"
"But watching the honeymoon might be interesting, eh Gakuto?"
"I ageree, but we have to find our money."
"I suppose you're right. Let's go then."
-----
"Did you steal our money!?"
"My…my shirts! The Hajime collection! All gone…."
"I'm afraid that Mizuki-san is not in a good state, and he hasn't left my sight since he's been like this…"
Yuuta had been listening to Mizuki mourn his wardrobe ever since he snapped out of demonic possession, and realised he had burned almost the whole thing.
"I guess he mustn't be responsible."
"Yeah, and I'm sick of hearing his whining. Let's get out of here!"
"Very well, Gakuto."
The search continued, with no success. They searched high and low, but really should have been looking closer to home, where their butler was currently having the time of his life taking advantage of their absence.
"This is getting boring! Let's go home Yuushi!"
"Whatever you say, Gakuto."
The pair arrived home to find their butler swimming in Oshitari's money pool.
"You're SO fired!"
Mukahi enjoyed disposing of their most annoying butler quite considerably.
So once again, Hiyoshi was thrown out on his ass, this time by hired goons. Maybe he could stay with Kajimoto….
TO BE CONCLUDED IN THE NEXT ACTION-PACKED (?!) EPISODE OF DAYS OF OUR TENNIS!