Sengoku was very unhappy as his soon-to-be wife marched up the aisle. There was a look of death in Yohei's eyes that didn't quite match the beaming smile he was wearing. He did look rather pretty in the wedding dress, Sengoku had to admit...

And while they exchanged vows, Sengoku realized something. He finally had what he had always wanted -- someone to love, who would love him in return. They would raise their child together, and it would grow up to be someone respectable and would be famous and would take care of them in their old age, and...

"I do!" Sengoku said with enthusiasm. "I love you, Yohei!"

Yohei blinked. "Since when?"

"Since right now!" Sengoku kissed the bride with full force. Yohei passed out.

When he came to, Sengoku carried him off to their honeymoon...and they lived happily ever after, until they got divorced, due to some circumstances which --

MEANWHILE...

Tezuka was in love. Unfortunately it was not with his husband, Fuji. He had come to realise that he was indeed getting quite sick of Fuji's baggage aka Kirihara, and they had grown somewhat apart.

He had also gotten even closer to Kajimoto, who had been there to listen when he was at his wits end with Fuji. Kajimoto had always been there….

Hell he was in love with Kajimoto the whole time! He never should have married Fuji in the first place, but it was too late now.

He was married, and Kajimoto was going out with his brother….

MEANWHILE...

Kajimoto was quite happy in Hiyoshi's company. After getting to know one another, they had become quite good friends, but Kajimoto saw very little more than friendship in Hiyoshi. He was a little scared to tell him though, for fear that he might explode or something, but he was still in love with Tezuka, and no other person could replace him in his heart.

"Kajimoto. Do you still love Tezuka?"

"Yes…. I'm afraid that I do."

"Then go get him. I heard that he just got a divorce from Fuji…."

Before Hiyoshi could utter another word, Kajimoto had ran off to find Tezuka. Sigh.

" I guess he was meant to be with Tezuka then…"

Hiyoshi was not looking where he was going and bumped into a distraught Fuji Syusuke.

"You're Tezuka's brother huh? Well tell him that he can shove it! I can't believe he'd dump me for that, that… doctor!"

"Well I just got dumped by my one true love for my entirely too perfect brother. If anyone has the right to be pissed off it's me!"

"Why don't we be pissed off together then?"

"Umm.. sounds fine to me."

It was a match made in heaven (or hell depending on your viewpoint). They got over their past relationships, and Hiyoshi was able to (somewhat) forgive Tezuka, and no longer desired him to be dead, because he had found his own piece of happiness.

MEANWHILE...

"Tezuka?"

"…?"

"Will you run away with me?"

"Ah."

Tezuka and Kajimoto decided to run off together on a strategically placed white horse, never to return to their two bit town again.

MEANWHILE...

FLASHBACK TO LAST EPISODE

"Take the mamushi. You deserve him more than I am. I only hope that someday, I can be forgiven."

Momo walked off into the sunset.

END FLASHBACK

Momo promptly came back when he discovered the truth, through a very interesting series of events, which involves a blender, a broken telephone, and Kaido's best friend Kamio in a red cocktail dress and heels.

"Inui, you bastard!" Kaido screeched. "How could you lie like that? I'll never take you back, never!"

Inui ran crying all the way to somewhere else, and Kaido and Momo fell into each other's arms once again.

"I'll never love anyone but you ever again, baka," Kaido swore.

"I love you so much, Kaido! By the way, whatever happened to our dear son Dan?"

"Er...I don't know. Maybe we should find him."

"That would be good."

And they lived happily ever after.

...until the truth about what Momo did in his missing years came out, and Princess Bob Von Schnitzel was revealed...

...but let's not go there.

--fin--

A/N: It's been a fun ride. Thanks for sticking with us through this mess, and we're glad to have put smiles on some of your faces. Oh, and we apologize for the nightmares. Those will fade with time. Think happy thoughts.