Wow, I got sooo many nice reviews asking for an extra chapter, so I'm here to write one!!! I'm still sleep deprived and I'm high on PEPSI (Actually, I prefer Coke, but all we have is Pepsi, but that doesn't matter, cause I looooooove Pepsi! Pepsipepsipepsipepsipepsipepsipepsipepsi!). Anyway, just to warn you, this chapter won't be as funny as the first, so sorry in advance. THANK YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED MY STORY!!!!!!!!! (You know who you are!) I grant you luck with my mighty leprechaun powers! My puppy-muse will do the disclaimer.
Scribble: We don't own it, so you can't sue us.
Me: We don't own Pepsi either. WHY????? Why don't I own ANYTHING???????
Scribble: Uh........while she cries some more, I'll give you a quick recap: Yukina found out Hiei was her brother with a smidge of help from Yusuke, Hiei tried to kill Yusuke, Kurama tried to stop him, Kuwabara jumped on them all, thinking it was a dog pile (twitches involuntarily at the phrase) Keiko tried to unbury Yusuke, Shizuru took it the wrong way (thanks to the author who told us the correct way to spell her name ), Yukina tried to stop Hiei, Kuwabara was shocked to learn Hiei was her brother, and Botan, the only smart one, just walked away.
Me: Thanks for doing that while I was...indisposed. Now for chapter TWO!
Aftermath Of Discovery
"The Shrimp is your brother?" Kuwabara repeated for the twentieth time in thirty seconds.
"Yes, Kuzuma, Hiei is my brother," Yukina patiently told him.
"So...if the shrimp is your brother," he lowered his voice to a mumble, "that means if I get married to you...OH NO!!! I'LL BE RELATED TO THE SHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO WAY I'M BEING RELATED TO THE STUPID OAF!!!! YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What?" asked Yukina, who just missed that.
Meanwhile, Keiko was still trying to unbury Yusuke, and managed to pull him out from under Kurama, who looked slightly dazed. "Yusuke! Are you alright?"
"NO, HE'S NOT ALRIGHT!!!! HE"S DEAD!!!!!!!" Hiei cried, remembering why he was there and jumped at Yusuke, only to have Kurama tackle him and pin him down.
"Hiei, killing him won't change anything!!! Yukina will still know, and we'll get in trouble!!!"
Yukina looked confused. "Why is it such a secret?" she asked innocently.
Hiei looked down. He had good reasons for not telling her. He was a thief, a villain, and a criminal. But she was so sweet and kind. She shouldn't have a brother like him. She deserved some one better, some one like her. In his eyes, it would've been best if she had never known.
Keiko was now surprised as well. "Wow, it almost makes sense, Hiei being your brother. Now we finally know!!!"
"I've always known," said a short-on-breath Yusuke.
"What? You knew and you didn't tell me? Urameshi, how could you?" Kuwabara yelled, shaking Yusuke violently.
"What? You knew and you didn't tell me? Yusuke, you jerk!!!" Keiko screamed, slapping Yusuke across the face.
Hiei watched on in vague amusement. Maybe he wouldn't have to kill Yusuke after all. Maybe everyone else would do it for him. He tried to throw Kurama off of him.
"Let me go, Kurama," he growled in a dangerous voice.
"No. I can't let you kill Yusuke. Unless you calm down, you better get comfortable."
Yukina came up to her brother. "Hiei, Yusuke didn't tell me. I figured it out by myself. Honestly! Please don't hurt him! I would never have come to you, had I known this would be your reaction."
"Yeah listen to your sister!" Yusuke screamed.
Bad move. Hiei's eyes burned ferociously and he threw Kurama off him and leapt at Yusuke.
"AAAAHHH!!! The midget's gone crazy!!!" the baka screamed.
(A/N: Sorry, Kuwabara fans, but he is an idiot- there's no denying that!)
"Stay away from me, you three-eyed little freak!" Yusuke yelled, trying to get away from the crazy demon. Yukina was screaming, Kuwabara was running around like the baka he was, Keiko was screaming too, Hiei was chasing Yusuke, Kurama and chasing Hiei, and the whole room was turned upside down- Yusuke threw a lamp at Hiei, missing him, Yukina tried to stop Hiei by grabbing him, but fell onto Keiko because Hiei was too fast, Kurama tried to throw a blanket on Hiei, but slipped on the blanket, crashed into the TV stand and knocked over the TV, causing a loud SMASH! sound to come, and Kuwabara was running into things and accidentally fell on a bed stand and crushed it. Hiei started to throw a blanket on Yusuke, and although it trapped Yusuke, Hiei miscalculated the distance and jumped over Yusuke instead of on top if him, and crashed into the wall with a THUD. Kurama wasted no time, and got the blanket up again, managing to capture Hiei, but Hiei wouldn't give up so easily. He tried to stand and Kurama tackled the moving blankets and tried to hold him down, but at the same time, not suffocate him. Yukina got off of Keiko, and went to tell Kurama not to hurt him; meanwhile Yusuke got up and was still running around with the blankets over him. Keiko tried to help him, but as she tried pulling the blankets off, he tripped on top of her, both landing in an awkward looking position. Keiko smacked him and pushed him off, while Kuwabara, who had just gotten up, tried to run for the door, but tripped over Yusuke and landed on top of him.
Finally, everyone was too worn out to bother fighting anymore. That's when they realized how badly they screwed up the room. Immediately they all ran in different directions, trying to desperately fix the mess in a quick amount of time. Kurama, being the usual voice of reason, said, "If you two have to fight, then at least wait until the Dark Tournament is over. And make sure you're outside first."
Hiei gave Yusuke a death look. 'Don't get so used to being alive again, spirit detective,' he thought. 'Soon I'm going to change that.'
Meanwhile
Botan and Shizuru were playing goldfish in the room next to the one where Team Urameshi was fighting. Botan told Shizuru the truth- Hiei and Yukina were siblings. Shizuru told her this was interesting, but didn't look too surprised. Kuwabara's older wasn't fazed by much.
They decided to join the others again when everyone had calmed down. While they waited, Botan found a deck of cards and the two started to play.
They had been playing for a little while when they started hearing loud thumps and smashes coming from the other room. "What is going on in there?" Shizuru asked.
"I think Hiei is fighting Yusuke. You see, Hiei didn't want Yukina to know that they were related. In fact, he threatened to kill the person who told her. Now that Yusuke told them, or so I gather, Hiei is trying to kill him."
"Why all the secrecy?"
"Hiei doesn't think he's good enough for her, since she's so sweet and innocent and he's a convicted criminal."
"But if it's your sibling, they're going to love you anyway. They won't want to change you. They'll accept you for who you are. It's like this: my brother, no surprise, is a complete idiot. But it doesn't matter to me. Sure, I yell at him sometimes, and I smack him around a bit, but he's still my brother, and I still care for him and love him."
Botan smiled. "Wow. That's so beautiful. I wish I had known that. I would've told Hiei. Maybe he would've told Yukina himself."
Shizuru shook her head. "I doubt it. Hiei strikes me as the stubborn type. He might not listen to you, no matter what you say."
"Yeah, that may be true."
They continued to play cards and the sounds from the room next door didn't cease to stop. It went on for some time. Finally the noises stopped a little. "What now?" Shizuru asked.
"Well, since nothing's telling me Yusuke's dead, they must've calmed down a little. Do you think we should check on them?"
"No, not just yet. Let's play one more round." Shizuru shuffled and dealt the cards. "Got any queens?"
"Go fish."
"You cheater! I know you have a queen!"
"How would you know? Were you looking at my hand?"
"No, but I saw it while I was dealing!"
"Oh, so who's the cheater now?"
"Just give me the queen!"
"No! Since you were cheating, you should give me the queen!"
"I was cheating? Who lied about their hand?"
The girl and the Grim Reaper continued to fight while the boys hurriedly cleaned up their room.
Scribble: You know, you have a really bad habit of stopping stories in the most inappropriate places.
Me: So? It's my story. If I want to stop it there, I will. I may do another chapter; I may not, although nice reviews will give me encouragement to write it quicker. Please, don't give me bad reviews! I'm really not feeling great, and I'm too caffeine-ated to sit still- I got up twenty times while writing this (no, I didn't actually count, but I did get up a lot). I always wanted to use that insult towards Hiei- three-eyed little freak. It fits him well. Sorry, Hiei fans- actually, I really love Hiei. He's so precious! Ok, done being weird- for the moment at least. Sorry Shizuru seemed a little OOC, but I liked the card scene. This is what usually happens when my sister and I play cards. We're both horrible. Thanks in advance for nice reviews, and constructive criticism won't kill me. Loves you all . Team Urameshi Rules!!!
-titangirl161
Scribble: We don't own it, so you can't sue us.
Me: We don't own Pepsi either. WHY????? Why don't I own ANYTHING???????
Scribble: Uh........while she cries some more, I'll give you a quick recap: Yukina found out Hiei was her brother with a smidge of help from Yusuke, Hiei tried to kill Yusuke, Kurama tried to stop him, Kuwabara jumped on them all, thinking it was a dog pile (twitches involuntarily at the phrase) Keiko tried to unbury Yusuke, Shizuru took it the wrong way (thanks to the author who told us the correct way to spell her name ), Yukina tried to stop Hiei, Kuwabara was shocked to learn Hiei was her brother, and Botan, the only smart one, just walked away.
Me: Thanks for doing that while I was...indisposed. Now for chapter TWO!
Aftermath Of Discovery
"The Shrimp is your brother?" Kuwabara repeated for the twentieth time in thirty seconds.
"Yes, Kuzuma, Hiei is my brother," Yukina patiently told him.
"So...if the shrimp is your brother," he lowered his voice to a mumble, "that means if I get married to you...OH NO!!! I'LL BE RELATED TO THE SHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO WAY I'M BEING RELATED TO THE STUPID OAF!!!! YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What?" asked Yukina, who just missed that.
Meanwhile, Keiko was still trying to unbury Yusuke, and managed to pull him out from under Kurama, who looked slightly dazed. "Yusuke! Are you alright?"
"NO, HE'S NOT ALRIGHT!!!! HE"S DEAD!!!!!!!" Hiei cried, remembering why he was there and jumped at Yusuke, only to have Kurama tackle him and pin him down.
"Hiei, killing him won't change anything!!! Yukina will still know, and we'll get in trouble!!!"
Yukina looked confused. "Why is it such a secret?" she asked innocently.
Hiei looked down. He had good reasons for not telling her. He was a thief, a villain, and a criminal. But she was so sweet and kind. She shouldn't have a brother like him. She deserved some one better, some one like her. In his eyes, it would've been best if she had never known.
Keiko was now surprised as well. "Wow, it almost makes sense, Hiei being your brother. Now we finally know!!!"
"I've always known," said a short-on-breath Yusuke.
"What? You knew and you didn't tell me? Urameshi, how could you?" Kuwabara yelled, shaking Yusuke violently.
"What? You knew and you didn't tell me? Yusuke, you jerk!!!" Keiko screamed, slapping Yusuke across the face.
Hiei watched on in vague amusement. Maybe he wouldn't have to kill Yusuke after all. Maybe everyone else would do it for him. He tried to throw Kurama off of him.
"Let me go, Kurama," he growled in a dangerous voice.
"No. I can't let you kill Yusuke. Unless you calm down, you better get comfortable."
Yukina came up to her brother. "Hiei, Yusuke didn't tell me. I figured it out by myself. Honestly! Please don't hurt him! I would never have come to you, had I known this would be your reaction."
"Yeah listen to your sister!" Yusuke screamed.
Bad move. Hiei's eyes burned ferociously and he threw Kurama off him and leapt at Yusuke.
"AAAAHHH!!! The midget's gone crazy!!!" the baka screamed.
(A/N: Sorry, Kuwabara fans, but he is an idiot- there's no denying that!)
"Stay away from me, you three-eyed little freak!" Yusuke yelled, trying to get away from the crazy demon. Yukina was screaming, Kuwabara was running around like the baka he was, Keiko was screaming too, Hiei was chasing Yusuke, Kurama and chasing Hiei, and the whole room was turned upside down- Yusuke threw a lamp at Hiei, missing him, Yukina tried to stop Hiei by grabbing him, but fell onto Keiko because Hiei was too fast, Kurama tried to throw a blanket on Hiei, but slipped on the blanket, crashed into the TV stand and knocked over the TV, causing a loud SMASH! sound to come, and Kuwabara was running into things and accidentally fell on a bed stand and crushed it. Hiei started to throw a blanket on Yusuke, and although it trapped Yusuke, Hiei miscalculated the distance and jumped over Yusuke instead of on top if him, and crashed into the wall with a THUD. Kurama wasted no time, and got the blanket up again, managing to capture Hiei, but Hiei wouldn't give up so easily. He tried to stand and Kurama tackled the moving blankets and tried to hold him down, but at the same time, not suffocate him. Yukina got off of Keiko, and went to tell Kurama not to hurt him; meanwhile Yusuke got up and was still running around with the blankets over him. Keiko tried to help him, but as she tried pulling the blankets off, he tripped on top of her, both landing in an awkward looking position. Keiko smacked him and pushed him off, while Kuwabara, who had just gotten up, tried to run for the door, but tripped over Yusuke and landed on top of him.
Finally, everyone was too worn out to bother fighting anymore. That's when they realized how badly they screwed up the room. Immediately they all ran in different directions, trying to desperately fix the mess in a quick amount of time. Kurama, being the usual voice of reason, said, "If you two have to fight, then at least wait until the Dark Tournament is over. And make sure you're outside first."
Hiei gave Yusuke a death look. 'Don't get so used to being alive again, spirit detective,' he thought. 'Soon I'm going to change that.'
Meanwhile
Botan and Shizuru were playing goldfish in the room next to the one where Team Urameshi was fighting. Botan told Shizuru the truth- Hiei and Yukina were siblings. Shizuru told her this was interesting, but didn't look too surprised. Kuwabara's older wasn't fazed by much.
They decided to join the others again when everyone had calmed down. While they waited, Botan found a deck of cards and the two started to play.
They had been playing for a little while when they started hearing loud thumps and smashes coming from the other room. "What is going on in there?" Shizuru asked.
"I think Hiei is fighting Yusuke. You see, Hiei didn't want Yukina to know that they were related. In fact, he threatened to kill the person who told her. Now that Yusuke told them, or so I gather, Hiei is trying to kill him."
"Why all the secrecy?"
"Hiei doesn't think he's good enough for her, since she's so sweet and innocent and he's a convicted criminal."
"But if it's your sibling, they're going to love you anyway. They won't want to change you. They'll accept you for who you are. It's like this: my brother, no surprise, is a complete idiot. But it doesn't matter to me. Sure, I yell at him sometimes, and I smack him around a bit, but he's still my brother, and I still care for him and love him."
Botan smiled. "Wow. That's so beautiful. I wish I had known that. I would've told Hiei. Maybe he would've told Yukina himself."
Shizuru shook her head. "I doubt it. Hiei strikes me as the stubborn type. He might not listen to you, no matter what you say."
"Yeah, that may be true."
They continued to play cards and the sounds from the room next door didn't cease to stop. It went on for some time. Finally the noises stopped a little. "What now?" Shizuru asked.
"Well, since nothing's telling me Yusuke's dead, they must've calmed down a little. Do you think we should check on them?"
"No, not just yet. Let's play one more round." Shizuru shuffled and dealt the cards. "Got any queens?"
"Go fish."
"You cheater! I know you have a queen!"
"How would you know? Were you looking at my hand?"
"No, but I saw it while I was dealing!"
"Oh, so who's the cheater now?"
"Just give me the queen!"
"No! Since you were cheating, you should give me the queen!"
"I was cheating? Who lied about their hand?"
The girl and the Grim Reaper continued to fight while the boys hurriedly cleaned up their room.
Scribble: You know, you have a really bad habit of stopping stories in the most inappropriate places.
Me: So? It's my story. If I want to stop it there, I will. I may do another chapter; I may not, although nice reviews will give me encouragement to write it quicker. Please, don't give me bad reviews! I'm really not feeling great, and I'm too caffeine-ated to sit still- I got up twenty times while writing this (no, I didn't actually count, but I did get up a lot). I always wanted to use that insult towards Hiei- three-eyed little freak. It fits him well. Sorry, Hiei fans- actually, I really love Hiei. He's so precious! Ok, done being weird- for the moment at least. Sorry Shizuru seemed a little OOC, but I liked the card scene. This is what usually happens when my sister and I play cards. We're both horrible. Thanks in advance for nice reviews, and constructive criticism won't kill me. Loves you all . Team Urameshi Rules!!!
-titangirl161