RESCUED... sort of

Page starred open-mouthed as her steppmom, not even taking notice of Sirius, started to flirt with Mr. Black. Sirius was also starring. Unfortunatly for them, Mr. Black asked her to join them.

"You guys need to close your mouths." Said James from across the table. "Really... cause there's flies flying in and out of them."

"She... she... I can believe her... that that slut!" Page stuttered.

Page got up and started walking towards Carol. Sirius grabbed her and pulled her back. He whispered to her, "Let me handle this."

Sirius stepped forward and tapped Carol's shoulder. Carol turned, still holding her glass of champange.

Sirius said in a sugary sweet voice, "So nice to see you here stepmother dearest."

She fake-smiled at him. "Why hello Page dear... didn't expect you to be here." Page rolled her eyes when she heard that, cause Carol had seen her when she came in.

"Page! Why didn't you tell me your stepmother was this beautifull?" Mr. Black spoke up. (Is it just me, or is that a BIG change in personality?)

Page rolled her eyes and James did a double take... She was beautifull... sure, if you like old people.

Conversation with fake-sugary-sweet vioces went on for the next ten minutes before Sirius sat down... nothing was gonna stop that woman.

"What are gonna do?" Page hissed at Sirius.

"I already tried." He said shrugging.

"Sirius, this is serious." Page said... emotion flooding her voice.

"Why?" Sirius asked... he didn't really see any problem...

"Sirius... Do you know what happened to MY dad?" Page asked quietly.

He stopped mid-bite into his sandwhich. "What are you trying to say?" Sirius said shakily, scared of what the answer would be.

Page now had tears in her eyes. "I... I don't like talking about it. She... she set him up. He was sent to Azkaban for a murder SHE committed. SHE'S not even divorced yet from Dad."

"Did she murder someone?" James asked wide-eyed.

"Two."

Sirius looked really really scarred now... "And then she inheritted all the money. And me and my dad were split up, my mother died three years before.... she came." Pages was crying now.

Sirius patted her back and said urgently, "Come on... you wouldn't see ME crying... now stop. Orion is watching." And just to hide his face from his brother... he started to make out with Page... or HIMSELF. That was the wierdest thing EVER. Page sat there, she had stopped crying at she was starring at Sirius wide-eyed.

When he pulled back, she gave him a weird look before turning to talk to James, who had been supressing a HUGE fit of laughter.... ONWARD



Liza sat at the living-room table at Remus's watching his parents hopefully.

"Well... Liza. That was an... er... really stupid move on Sirius's part..." My. Lupin said slowly. I guess all we can do to help is help you work out that potion."

Liza looked up... that wasn't exactly the write answer. "What about your son?"

Mr. Lupin choked and then said, "I think Dumbledore has a plan for that..." He sounded as if he was trying to convince himself. "Well... let's go my secret library."

"You have a secret library?"

"Yep, Remus does all his essays down there. Jen doesn't know about it... it's a men thing."

Liza gave him a weird look... "Whatever."



Lily was STILL sitting down in thier cell. But then, she noticed something, something she had noticed for the third time that minute...

There had been a terrible nagging feeling under her butt.... She reached under her... or James's buttex. there, she found JAMES'S WAND. "Oh Jesus Christ!"

"You called?" Said Remus sarcastically.

"Do you have Liza's wand with you?!?" Lily nearly screamed.

He started to check his... or her pockets. He found it... yes he did.

He groaned... "We're idiots." He said simply.

"I know you are...." She said getting up from her spot.

Remus got up to... "Let's get out of here already..."

"No I think I'll just stay here..." Lily said sarcastically.

"Suit yourself.." he said sarcastically back. Lily rolled her eyes and blasted apart a part of the wall. I't was raining out...

"I'M FREE!" Remus yelled and fell to his knees in the rain and throwing his hands up to the sky.

Lily rolled her eyes... "Good. Now how do we get out of HERE."

"Why we take the Knight Bus of course...." Remus said, getting up.

"The what?" Lily was, after all, muggle-born.

Remus, acting as if he had not heard her question, stuck out his wand arm and signalled the bus, which came skidding to a hault in front of them... making Lily scream and stumble back a few steps...

"Wicked..." She whispered to herself.



Dumbledore sat in Peter's kitchen starring at a person, who in all appearances, looked like he needed to be in Mungo's right now. 'Peter' claimed to actually be Miss Reggie Peters. Dumbledore shook his head and sighed.... It was going to be a long summer.



Peter sat starring at the muggle TV in front of him... He was playing Nintendo... lucky him.



Snape sat in his chair at home, with his pink bunny slippers on and curlers in his hair... laughing his head off at the Evening Prophet in his hands. His day was perfect.... he woke up... found out that the Potters had been kiddnapped... and he had an appiontment to get his nails done. Life was excellent. (I decided to put this in.... it has NOTHING to do with the story.)