OH... YOUR HERE.
Page collasped on Sirius's new bed... it was just that day when Mr. Black had won the wizarding lotto. THAT day! Jeez... the wizarding world was fast... really fast... when it came to real estate... and transportation.
Orion came in. "Hey Si! I saw that chick kiss you today!" He said cheerfully pushing his brother over.
Page frowned.
"Hey kid... there's some one downstairs that you'd be VERY happy to see." He said knowingly.
"Enlighten me." Page said sighing.
"Well... why don't you go down and see them?" He said teasingly.
"Them?" Said Page starring at Orion. "As in two or more?"
"Or just two..."
"Who is it?"
Orion smiled, just to get on her nerves...
"You tried to kill me, why should I tell you?"
"Because I'm your favorite brother? And your extra special nice to me all the time." Page said, sounding immature.
"Nope."
"I'm not?"
"I didn't say that."
"Yes you did."
"Did not."
"Did."
"Not."
Then, there was a little knock at the door. "Hey Si."
"James! Liza! Where have you guys been??!?" Page got up and hugged Remus, just to not make it seem like Sirius is gay by hugging Lily(mind you, she is in James's body.). She pulled back and smiled.
"You don't know how worried we were... Really." Page said. Then Orion got up and crossed the room.
"I'll leave you guys to talk... oh, and your dad went balistic and took over the ministry." Orion said to 'James' and 'Liza' before he left.
"He did?" Said Lily.
"Yep."
"Oops"
"Yeah oops.... you had everyone worried. Why'd you come here? Of all places, you could've gone home... to James and Liza's."
"We went there.... Jack and Jill seemed to gone up the hill." Said Remus.
Lily started to imitate after him. "To fetch a pale of water."
"Jack fell down..."
"And broke his crown...."
"And Jill came tumbling after."
"Ha ha... very funny muggle rhyme.... now let's go tell Sirius you guys are safe before he has a hernia." Page said.
"Ok... But I doubt Sirius would get a hernia." Remus said.
"It doesn't matter.... but I don't want to talk the Knight Bus again..... I hate taking that think." Lily said suddenly.
"Fine... let's call Sirius's new driver to give us a ride." She paused. "How'd you guys find me anyway?"
"We asked Ern."
"Who's Ern?" Page said.
"Driver." Lily said simply.
"Oh."
"PAGE!!!!" Sirius rolled his eyes and walked down to the kitchen, to where Carol sat. James had gone back to Lily's and he was stuck with Page's stepmom again. 'Ugh!!! Why me?' he thought.
"What?" Sirius said lazily.
"That wretched man at the restaurant just blew off our date on Saturday!!! What is it? Is it me?"
"Yes... and I'm glad da... I mean Mr. Black..."
Carol narrowed her eyes at Sirius.
"Page... dear... I think your developing a slight English accent. I think that maybe, we've spent too much time in England... don't you think?" Said Carol... she knew damned well how much Page liked it there.
"Wha...what?" Sirius stuttered.
"You heard me.... I think I might want to go back to America. Things are so much.... funner there."
'Why that bitch.' Sirius thought. 'She wouldn't... not over the summer.... would she?'
"Yeah... I think we will do just that.... Get our stuff ready." She said and left with a 'pop' to somewheres.
"Oh no... oh no.... oh no." 'Not good. Not good. Not good.'
"Where have you been young lady?!?" James was certainly not a 'young lady'... but... you know...
The voice was that of Mr. Evans. James walked into the living room. 'Wow... Lily said they looked a lot alike... but that's just scary.' Mr. Evans looked like he could be a girl if he just put on a dress.
"I went for a walk." James said shrugging.
"Oh? And where might I ask, did you walk TO?" Said Mr. Evans. 'Damn, for a muggle, he can be really imtimidating.... even though he looks like a girl.'
"Around the block." James said.
"Oh. Ok... Go to your room then."
'That was easy.'
James shrugged and walked up to Lily's room... he wasn't really tried so he thought he'd go take a shower........ 'hehehehehehehehehe.' (he's not going to do anything TO wrong.) moving on....
The next morning, James woke up to hooting and annoying pecking sounds. The hooting, as he observed, was from an owl.... and the pecking was from a chicken at the end of his bed. A CHICKEN? you are asking. Yes... a chicken.
James took the letter from the owl and after a few minutes of thinking about the chicken... began reading it. After another few minutes, after being distracted by the chicken again, he began to read the letter again... after FINALLY reading it... he sat in silence. The chicken, though was clucking away...
The letter was from Siruis... told everything that had happened after he left. Lily and Remus... and Page moving back.... THIS MORNING. They were on the plane to the US right NOW. For the love...
Oh.... and the chicken? He was still there.
There was a knock at the door, startling the chicken, who jumped off the bed and ALMOST landed on it's feet, but tripped and fell on it's head. "Ow." The chicken muttered.
"What'd you say?" Said James staring at the chicken.
*Cluck*? As if it understood and was acting VERY suspicious.
Another knock.... James shook his head. Then he went downstairs. Have you guessed how's at the door? Well.... you should cause I'm not gonna tell you till next chapter...
Liza sat with her head in a book... she wasn't reading... she was sleeping... she had been in the study ALL night looking up that dratted potion. Jerrid Lupin sat beside her... snoring softly... but loudly... also sleeping in a book.
"GET UP!!!" Jan Lupin yelled from the kitchen banging a pan down on the stove, making Liza fall out of the chair...
"I don't want to ride the pony..." Mr. Lupin mumbled in his sleep.
Liza got up and walked over to the troubled middle-aged man and shook him gently.
"Come on... If you fall off the pony... you can only just get back up!" She said (she's still half-asleep.)
Jack Potter was slowly coming around. Last night, an auror, having getting tired of being bullied around, knocked him over the head, the muggle way. Causing him to pass out. So now, they had all left on another assingment... a more important one... since the Potter kids had gotten free from the cluches of darkness *sighs dramatically*...
Reggie was STILL trying to persuade Dumbledore that she was telling the truth, when a turkey entered, carrying a letter. It walked through the door and jumped up and down *gobble* *gobble*.
"What the..?" The turkey left, leaving Dumbledore to his VERY confused thoughts. They had stayed up all night talking and talking and talking. All the while, Dumbledore thinking of sending a chicken to McGonagall's house... he decided not to.... but still.
"Oh! Ok..." the letter was from Sirius... it said he couldn't find another owl... and the turkey was the closest thing... "Oh.... we have a problem here..."
"Oh my god.... Becky... Look at her butt!" Snape said, singing to his favorite song in the world.
"Sevvy-poo..." Snape looked out his door... his pink bath robe flailing around his knees.
"What mom?" He yelled down the stairs.
"Dinner!"
"What're we having?!?"
"Chinese!" 'My favorite!' He went down stairs and ate a happy meal.
Page collasped on Sirius's new bed... it was just that day when Mr. Black had won the wizarding lotto. THAT day! Jeez... the wizarding world was fast... really fast... when it came to real estate... and transportation.
Orion came in. "Hey Si! I saw that chick kiss you today!" He said cheerfully pushing his brother over.
Page frowned.
"Hey kid... there's some one downstairs that you'd be VERY happy to see." He said knowingly.
"Enlighten me." Page said sighing.
"Well... why don't you go down and see them?" He said teasingly.
"Them?" Said Page starring at Orion. "As in two or more?"
"Or just two..."
"Who is it?"
Orion smiled, just to get on her nerves...
"You tried to kill me, why should I tell you?"
"Because I'm your favorite brother? And your extra special nice to me all the time." Page said, sounding immature.
"Nope."
"I'm not?"
"I didn't say that."
"Yes you did."
"Did not."
"Did."
"Not."
Then, there was a little knock at the door. "Hey Si."
"James! Liza! Where have you guys been??!?" Page got up and hugged Remus, just to not make it seem like Sirius is gay by hugging Lily(mind you, she is in James's body.). She pulled back and smiled.
"You don't know how worried we were... Really." Page said. Then Orion got up and crossed the room.
"I'll leave you guys to talk... oh, and your dad went balistic and took over the ministry." Orion said to 'James' and 'Liza' before he left.
"He did?" Said Lily.
"Yep."
"Oops"
"Yeah oops.... you had everyone worried. Why'd you come here? Of all places, you could've gone home... to James and Liza's."
"We went there.... Jack and Jill seemed to gone up the hill." Said Remus.
Lily started to imitate after him. "To fetch a pale of water."
"Jack fell down..."
"And broke his crown...."
"And Jill came tumbling after."
"Ha ha... very funny muggle rhyme.... now let's go tell Sirius you guys are safe before he has a hernia." Page said.
"Ok... But I doubt Sirius would get a hernia." Remus said.
"It doesn't matter.... but I don't want to talk the Knight Bus again..... I hate taking that think." Lily said suddenly.
"Fine... let's call Sirius's new driver to give us a ride." She paused. "How'd you guys find me anyway?"
"We asked Ern."
"Who's Ern?" Page said.
"Driver." Lily said simply.
"Oh."
"PAGE!!!!" Sirius rolled his eyes and walked down to the kitchen, to where Carol sat. James had gone back to Lily's and he was stuck with Page's stepmom again. 'Ugh!!! Why me?' he thought.
"What?" Sirius said lazily.
"That wretched man at the restaurant just blew off our date on Saturday!!! What is it? Is it me?"
"Yes... and I'm glad da... I mean Mr. Black..."
Carol narrowed her eyes at Sirius.
"Page... dear... I think your developing a slight English accent. I think that maybe, we've spent too much time in England... don't you think?" Said Carol... she knew damned well how much Page liked it there.
"Wha...what?" Sirius stuttered.
"You heard me.... I think I might want to go back to America. Things are so much.... funner there."
'Why that bitch.' Sirius thought. 'She wouldn't... not over the summer.... would she?'
"Yeah... I think we will do just that.... Get our stuff ready." She said and left with a 'pop' to somewheres.
"Oh no... oh no.... oh no." 'Not good. Not good. Not good.'
"Where have you been young lady?!?" James was certainly not a 'young lady'... but... you know...
The voice was that of Mr. Evans. James walked into the living room. 'Wow... Lily said they looked a lot alike... but that's just scary.' Mr. Evans looked like he could be a girl if he just put on a dress.
"I went for a walk." James said shrugging.
"Oh? And where might I ask, did you walk TO?" Said Mr. Evans. 'Damn, for a muggle, he can be really imtimidating.... even though he looks like a girl.'
"Around the block." James said.
"Oh. Ok... Go to your room then."
'That was easy.'
James shrugged and walked up to Lily's room... he wasn't really tried so he thought he'd go take a shower........ 'hehehehehehehehehe.' (he's not going to do anything TO wrong.) moving on....
The next morning, James woke up to hooting and annoying pecking sounds. The hooting, as he observed, was from an owl.... and the pecking was from a chicken at the end of his bed. A CHICKEN? you are asking. Yes... a chicken.
James took the letter from the owl and after a few minutes of thinking about the chicken... began reading it. After another few minutes, after being distracted by the chicken again, he began to read the letter again... after FINALLY reading it... he sat in silence. The chicken, though was clucking away...
The letter was from Siruis... told everything that had happened after he left. Lily and Remus... and Page moving back.... THIS MORNING. They were on the plane to the US right NOW. For the love...
Oh.... and the chicken? He was still there.
There was a knock at the door, startling the chicken, who jumped off the bed and ALMOST landed on it's feet, but tripped and fell on it's head. "Ow." The chicken muttered.
"What'd you say?" Said James staring at the chicken.
*Cluck*? As if it understood and was acting VERY suspicious.
Another knock.... James shook his head. Then he went downstairs. Have you guessed how's at the door? Well.... you should cause I'm not gonna tell you till next chapter...
Liza sat with her head in a book... she wasn't reading... she was sleeping... she had been in the study ALL night looking up that dratted potion. Jerrid Lupin sat beside her... snoring softly... but loudly... also sleeping in a book.
"GET UP!!!" Jan Lupin yelled from the kitchen banging a pan down on the stove, making Liza fall out of the chair...
"I don't want to ride the pony..." Mr. Lupin mumbled in his sleep.
Liza got up and walked over to the troubled middle-aged man and shook him gently.
"Come on... If you fall off the pony... you can only just get back up!" She said (she's still half-asleep.)
Jack Potter was slowly coming around. Last night, an auror, having getting tired of being bullied around, knocked him over the head, the muggle way. Causing him to pass out. So now, they had all left on another assingment... a more important one... since the Potter kids had gotten free from the cluches of darkness *sighs dramatically*...
Reggie was STILL trying to persuade Dumbledore that she was telling the truth, when a turkey entered, carrying a letter. It walked through the door and jumped up and down *gobble* *gobble*.
"What the..?" The turkey left, leaving Dumbledore to his VERY confused thoughts. They had stayed up all night talking and talking and talking. All the while, Dumbledore thinking of sending a chicken to McGonagall's house... he decided not to.... but still.
"Oh! Ok..." the letter was from Sirius... it said he couldn't find another owl... and the turkey was the closest thing... "Oh.... we have a problem here..."
"Oh my god.... Becky... Look at her butt!" Snape said, singing to his favorite song in the world.
"Sevvy-poo..." Snape looked out his door... his pink bath robe flailing around his knees.
"What mom?" He yelled down the stairs.
"Dinner!"
"What're we having?!?"
"Chinese!" 'My favorite!' He went down stairs and ate a happy meal.