The Magic of Nintendo
Commercial!
Ashley- Sometimes, people don't really know if there is actually magic out there. But there is. And the person with the magic doesn't want other people to know.
Link- Yep! Hey Shana, can-
Ashley- No! I'm not playing a stupid card game!
Roy- Hey Shana, can you-
Ashley- NOOO!! Don't even think about asking me out! Hugs Link.
Roy- But-
Ashley-No! See all of these problems I have with these guys? Gives both Link and Roy nuggies.
Link- Oww!
Roy- Awww... come on! I can only do that to you!
Ashley- Sticks her tongue out at Roy.
Roy- Hmmmm... the immature one?
Ganondorf- Ohhh... fresh meat!
Ashley- Oh God, shut up Ganondorf!
Ganondorf- What?
Ashley- It's kinda funny because the bad guys are really good. Whispers When they're not playing their role.
Ganondorf- Haha.
Ashley- It's true.
Ganondorf- I know. Hey let's play-
Ashley- I'm not playing any freakin' card games!!!
Link- I know. But Ganondorf was going to say-
Ganondorf- Let's play Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Ashley- OH! Why didn't you say so! Come on!
They all go in Ashley's bedroom, except Link. Link slinks to the pantry to find some of those vanilla wafers Ashley bought a couple days ago. He takes them out of the pantry and turns around. He sees Ashley's Mom, who knows now that they are here, and screams and runs to the garage door leaving the wafers scattered about the kitchen floor. Ashley's Mom grumbles how messy Link is and starts to pick the wafers up. Link, without looking forward as he runs, runs smack right into the garage door and falls onto the floor.
Ashley walks down the stairs and asks her Mom- Where's Link?
Ashley's Mom- He's by the garage.
Ashley walks to the garage door and sees Link sprawled on his back on the floor.
She laughs- Link! Get up! Lazy bum!
Link smiles, gets up, and tackles Ashley to the floor- Can I have those cookies? Pwease?
Ashley kisses him- You can have anything your little heart desires.
Link jumps up- YAY!!!!
Link runs to the kitchen, almost knocking Ashley's Mom over and takes the wafers off of the floor and runs upstairs to Ashley's bedroom. Ashley gets up and walks upstairs after Link. Ashley hears her stereo blasting with the Evanescence CD on, Link's favorite.
She sighs and opens the door. Ashley is shocked at Ganondorf's hideous dancing and quietly says- uhh... I think it should stop here. You don't wanna know what Ganondorf's doing...heh.
Link- Come on Shana!
Link pulls Ashley's arm into her bedroom and the door closes.
Want to Know What Happens To The Aniraco?
Link and Ashley are in a plain room with only the Aniraco in Ashley's hand, a cell phone in Link's hand, and a computer in the back left of the room. There are no windows, just a door on the right wall. The lights go up, and Ashley and Link are chatting about, well, who knows what.
Ashley: ...I can't believe that you actually can eat plastic without having digesting problems...oh!! Um, hi, I'm Ashley, and this is um, um, um... Link: They heard you, thanks a lot. Hello, I'm Link, and we're here to tell you something very important.
He pauses, as if to think of what to say next, then with an evil grin on his face, turns to Ashley and says...
Hey, while you're introducing the Aniraco to the audience, make sure that no one looks down your shirt.
He starts to pretend to clear his throat while saying, clear enough for everyone listening to understand.
Just...like...Roy...di...OW!
When Link mentioned the whole don't-look-down-my-shirt-while-we-fly comment, Ashley was shocked. She still is shocked and embarrassed, but now she is also fuming. However, she can't stand it anymore once Link starts to bring up Roy's name. To prevent any damage done to her reputation, Ashley smacks Link with all of her might (which is pretty hard, by the way).
Ashley: Well, that was a bit of a shock. Now, let's get down to business. Link now has a gargantuan bruise on the side of his head. He is pretty embarrassed and pissed, but mentally agrees to move on.
Link: Yeah, let's just move on.
(In thought) OK, I'll just kill you later, Shana. Ashley: Do you frequently feel lonely?
Link: Are you a huge fan of video games?
Are you rich?
Then the Aniraco is for you!
This amazing device can make Mario, Luigi, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Peach, Link, Ganondorf, Kirby, Lugia, Roy, and Bowser appear and disappear before your very eyes at the push of a button! The Aniraco is used in The Magic of Nintendo. Buy yours today!
Only 100 trillion dollars!
However, if you call and order yours in the next 10 minutes, we'll lower the cost to only 100 billion dollars, and we'll throw in a copy of The Magic of Nintendo, written by yours truly, yours free! We'll even throw something else in with that! Lifetime supplies of magic mushrooms that will let you see all of the Nintendo characters, invisible or not! This lasts for a year!
This whole time, Ganondorf has been secretly watching from the doorway. He now walks up to Ashley and Link. They are terrified. Ganondorf is about to speak, but before he does, he turns to the camera, flashes a huge smile and waves.
Ganondorf: Hey, Shana? Link? You know how you are selling the Aniraco? Well...
Ganondorf snatches the Aniraco out of Ashley's hands.
Well, now it's mine!!!
He runs out of the room, screaming, shouting, and laughing maniacally.
Link: Well, that was interesting.
Link and Ashley pause for a few moments to turn over in their minds what just happened. Finally, Ashley breaks the silence.
Ashley: I guess we are sold out of Aniracos then!
Link: I guess so!
Goodbye then!
Goodbye!
You hear Ganondorf running, screaming, shouting, and laughing maniacally towards the camera. You hear him gasp, and then the camera falls down. The screen goes blank.
Ganondorf: This has been a paid presentation. Ow...
Written by: Nikki
Commercial!
Ashley- Sometimes, people don't really know if there is actually magic out there. But there is. And the person with the magic doesn't want other people to know.
Link- Yep! Hey Shana, can-
Ashley- No! I'm not playing a stupid card game!
Roy- Hey Shana, can you-
Ashley- NOOO!! Don't even think about asking me out! Hugs Link.
Roy- But-
Ashley-No! See all of these problems I have with these guys? Gives both Link and Roy nuggies.
Link- Oww!
Roy- Awww... come on! I can only do that to you!
Ashley- Sticks her tongue out at Roy.
Roy- Hmmmm... the immature one?
Ganondorf- Ohhh... fresh meat!
Ashley- Oh God, shut up Ganondorf!
Ganondorf- What?
Ashley- It's kinda funny because the bad guys are really good. Whispers When they're not playing their role.
Ganondorf- Haha.
Ashley- It's true.
Ganondorf- I know. Hey let's play-
Ashley- I'm not playing any freakin' card games!!!
Link- I know. But Ganondorf was going to say-
Ganondorf- Let's play Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Ashley- OH! Why didn't you say so! Come on!
They all go in Ashley's bedroom, except Link. Link slinks to the pantry to find some of those vanilla wafers Ashley bought a couple days ago. He takes them out of the pantry and turns around. He sees Ashley's Mom, who knows now that they are here, and screams and runs to the garage door leaving the wafers scattered about the kitchen floor. Ashley's Mom grumbles how messy Link is and starts to pick the wafers up. Link, without looking forward as he runs, runs smack right into the garage door and falls onto the floor.
Ashley walks down the stairs and asks her Mom- Where's Link?
Ashley's Mom- He's by the garage.
Ashley walks to the garage door and sees Link sprawled on his back on the floor.
She laughs- Link! Get up! Lazy bum!
Link smiles, gets up, and tackles Ashley to the floor- Can I have those cookies? Pwease?
Ashley kisses him- You can have anything your little heart desires.
Link jumps up- YAY!!!!
Link runs to the kitchen, almost knocking Ashley's Mom over and takes the wafers off of the floor and runs upstairs to Ashley's bedroom. Ashley gets up and walks upstairs after Link. Ashley hears her stereo blasting with the Evanescence CD on, Link's favorite.
She sighs and opens the door. Ashley is shocked at Ganondorf's hideous dancing and quietly says- uhh... I think it should stop here. You don't wanna know what Ganondorf's doing...heh.
Link- Come on Shana!
Link pulls Ashley's arm into her bedroom and the door closes.
Want to Know What Happens To The Aniraco?
Link and Ashley are in a plain room with only the Aniraco in Ashley's hand, a cell phone in Link's hand, and a computer in the back left of the room. There are no windows, just a door on the right wall. The lights go up, and Ashley and Link are chatting about, well, who knows what.
Ashley: ...I can't believe that you actually can eat plastic without having digesting problems...oh!! Um, hi, I'm Ashley, and this is um, um, um... Link: They heard you, thanks a lot. Hello, I'm Link, and we're here to tell you something very important.
He pauses, as if to think of what to say next, then with an evil grin on his face, turns to Ashley and says...
Hey, while you're introducing the Aniraco to the audience, make sure that no one looks down your shirt.
He starts to pretend to clear his throat while saying, clear enough for everyone listening to understand.
Just...like...Roy...di...OW!
When Link mentioned the whole don't-look-down-my-shirt-while-we-fly comment, Ashley was shocked. She still is shocked and embarrassed, but now she is also fuming. However, she can't stand it anymore once Link starts to bring up Roy's name. To prevent any damage done to her reputation, Ashley smacks Link with all of her might (which is pretty hard, by the way).
Ashley: Well, that was a bit of a shock. Now, let's get down to business. Link now has a gargantuan bruise on the side of his head. He is pretty embarrassed and pissed, but mentally agrees to move on.
Link: Yeah, let's just move on.
(In thought) OK, I'll just kill you later, Shana. Ashley: Do you frequently feel lonely?
Link: Are you a huge fan of video games?
Are you rich?
Then the Aniraco is for you!
This amazing device can make Mario, Luigi, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Peach, Link, Ganondorf, Kirby, Lugia, Roy, and Bowser appear and disappear before your very eyes at the push of a button! The Aniraco is used in The Magic of Nintendo. Buy yours today!
Only 100 trillion dollars!
However, if you call and order yours in the next 10 minutes, we'll lower the cost to only 100 billion dollars, and we'll throw in a copy of The Magic of Nintendo, written by yours truly, yours free! We'll even throw something else in with that! Lifetime supplies of magic mushrooms that will let you see all of the Nintendo characters, invisible or not! This lasts for a year!
This whole time, Ganondorf has been secretly watching from the doorway. He now walks up to Ashley and Link. They are terrified. Ganondorf is about to speak, but before he does, he turns to the camera, flashes a huge smile and waves.
Ganondorf: Hey, Shana? Link? You know how you are selling the Aniraco? Well...
Ganondorf snatches the Aniraco out of Ashley's hands.
Well, now it's mine!!!
He runs out of the room, screaming, shouting, and laughing maniacally.
Link: Well, that was interesting.
Link and Ashley pause for a few moments to turn over in their minds what just happened. Finally, Ashley breaks the silence.
Ashley: I guess we are sold out of Aniracos then!
Link: I guess so!
Goodbye then!
Goodbye!
You hear Ganondorf running, screaming, shouting, and laughing maniacally towards the camera. You hear him gasp, and then the camera falls down. The screen goes blank.
Ganondorf: This has been a paid presentation. Ow...
Written by: Nikki