Where'd This Chicken Come From?
"Please stay seated untill further notice." The voice said over the speaker. Reggie sat beside Liza, who was looking out the window of the plane. Her head hurt. She didn't know why.
James sat beside Remus pondering why they had let the chicken on the plane. Yes, the chicken was clucking happily at his feet. He glared at it briefly before turning to play with the headphones.
Peter and Page were sleeping. Lily was listening to the headphones at her seat. Looking out the window of the plane. She'd never been to the states before. But going there as a boy was not what she had planned. Orion sat beside her playing with the seat belt.
Sirius had redecorated his PINK room. It was now tye-die. Without PINK. it looked like a hippy's room... but Sirius wasn't a hippy... he's just wierd like that. It needed to be bright and not dark and gloomy. It was his obsession. One of them.
He had just left to go throw rocks at the muggle kids down the street. They got on his last nerves. Of course, they were eight year olds.
He was on his way down the street when a kid stopped him. He was around twelve. He was running down his driveway after an orange ball...
"Hello." He said.
"Hello." Sirius said.
Sirius picked up the ball and held it. Just looked at it. "Go on... shoot it." The kid said.
"What?" Sirius, of course being born and raised in the wizarding world, didn't know what basketball was... let alone 'shoot it'.
"Shoot it... you know put it through the hoop? Honestly where have you been?" The kid asked.
"What hoop?" Sirius quired.
The kid rolled his eyes and pointed to just above the garage. The hoop was gleaming red just above the garage door.
"Oooh. Ok." Sirius, surprising made the shot. *Swish*
"Woo... that was cool... what's er name girl?" Sirius was just about to say something about being called a girl... but then remembered that he WAS a girl.
"Er... Page... what's yours?"
"Phillip... but everyone calls me Phill. You wanna shout some hoops with me?"
"Erm sure." 'Well.. my plans with the eight year olds are blown.' He thought.
They spent like ten minute shooting around when Phill asked if he wanted to play a game. Sirius then learned what basketball was... 'Kinda like guidditch.' He thought to himself. 'I would make a good chaser.'
"GET THAT CHICKEN OUT OF HERE." A lady screamed at James.
"I'm trying... just cool it... k lady? jeez." James said. He pushed his way over to Liza as she shook her head at him.
"Where is everyone?"
"They all went with Page to get something from the vending machiney thing." Liza responded.
"Oh... what's a vending machiney thing?" James said.
Although his guestion was answered by Peter. "FOOD!" Followed by... "Peter... get away from the food despenser thing."
"It a vending machine." Lily corrected Reggie.
"Same difference..." Reggie mumbled as they neared their friends.
"Come on you guys... people are staring at us..." Remus said looking around him.
"Ok... lets go get a cab." Page said making her way to the exit.
They all got their things and headed outside. "HEY...these cars are going the wrong way! GO THE OTHER WAY IDIOT."
"SHUT UP REGGIE... they go that way here." Lly said while every one else was laughing at Reggie... who had reddened. Now everyone on the road was flipping them off. People on the street around them were muttering about British people.
Page flagged down a cab and they got in and said the neighbor hood that Sirius was in... cause they didn't know the actual house number. Unfortunitly for them, it was a big neighborhood. Really big.
They hadn't told Sirius they were coming. Like I said, they were all stuffed in a cab. James on Lily's lap, Remus on Liza's lap. Peter on Orion's lap, although he was to never know that.(Orion that is) Reggie on the floor and Page in the front seat.
Oh... and the chicken? he was sitting on top of James. As James glared at it... of course.
"James... where'd that chicken come from?" Lily asked him. James shrugged and threw the chicken out the window.
"James! That's cruelty to animals." Reggie said.
"He had it comin." James said indignantly folding his arms.
They neared the neighbor hood... and the driver of the cab kicked them out... (not literaly) and drove on... So they walked, suit cases and all. After about fifteen minutes, they stopped and took a breather. Then went on... "Om my god... this neighborhood gos on and on and on and on. and ..."
"We get the picture Remus." James said to his sister. (She's Remus's body... der.)
They found a sign of civilization when they heard bouncing.... "Basketball..." Page muttered... she dropped her and took a couple of steps foward.
"What are you on about Sirius?" James said.
"Lily, what's Page's most favorite sport in the world?" Page said.
"Ermm... guidditch I guess." He said... he was getting all confused of course.. so am I.
"Where you find balls and hoops, you find..."
"Sirius." Muttered Peter... Orion didn't here... luckily.
"Page!" Said James
"Exactly! Let's go." They all walked further down the street with their stuff.
Sirius had just made a shot when and chicken came running past him, averting his attention down the street.
James saw the chicken and took off running. "Om my god! I think it's an omen.... or a demon... get it away!" He whined.
"Lily! It's just a chicken!" Liza said.
"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!" He yelled back.
Just then, Sirius having followed the chicken, bolted and latched on to HIS waste, which was Page.
"What're you guys doing here?!?" He shouted at them.
"What? Your not happy to see us, Page?" Page said to herself... Sirius. That's when Sirius spotted his brother and he mouthed to James, 'What's he doing here?' James shrugged and said... "Page.." He put on a whiny voice and stomped his foot, making Lily smack him. "Where's your house, I need to sit down..." He ending with and whiney "Uhhhhhh."
Sirius grinned and brought them back to Carol's house. Page took one look at her room before turning around and smiling at Sirius... "I like it."
"You would." Oroin stated. Page started... she forgot he was there. Sirius took her hand and said, "Can I talk to you?"
"Ummm.... Sure." Orion winked at him as Sirius dragged her out of the room.
"Why is my brother here?" Sirius asked.
"I... I don't know... is he here? I..."
"Don't play stupid..."
"Hey, you started this all."
"That's beside the point."
"Why don't we just tell him?"
"No!!!" Sirius almost yelled.
"Why not?" Page said.
"Cause I'd never hear the end of it."
"Fine. Jerk."
"Fine"
"Fine."
"Fine."
James stared at the chicken. "How in the wide world?!?..."
"It's evil." Reggie muttered... she saw him push the thing out the car window.
"Who's is it though?" Lily said.
"Does it look like I would know that.?" They where inside Carol's big kitchen eating pizza. The chicken was happily chewing on Lily's shoes... Lily is James. So they were Lily's shoes and Lily's body... but he was James... whatever.
"They don't make pizza like this in England." Peter said.
"Peter! No! That's peperoni..! I'm and vegatarian." Peter stuck his tongue out at Reggie and she frowned.
"Let's go to the beach!" Shouted a very early waker and annoyingly cheery Liza at nine in the morning.
"Shut up." James muttered from the couch.
"Oh... don't be grouchy love, we are by the ocean! Let's go surfing!" Liza said smiling. Remus walked in.
"I agree, I want to go surfing too." James groanined and turned over onto his stomache... or Lily's stomach, whatever. He stared at them.
"It's to early... you want to die of hypothermia?"
"Ohh! Is that your new word?" Liza said clapping her hands.
Lily walked in with swim trunks on. (She's in James body rememeber?) "I think I'm gonna get you a tan James."
"And what? and ruin my vampish complexion?" He said sarcastically. He was a white boy, mabey too white for his own good. He DID get a nice honey tan every summer, but knowing Lily, he was gonna be black by the end of the day.
"Your too white, ya know?" She said poking his white stomach area... thing. "You need to start working out, your all scrawny."
"Gee, thanks I feel the self-consciousness drifting away now..." He paused, "And you should be talking. Your whiter then me!"
"Red-heads don't tan, dimwit, they get freckles... and they burn." She snapped at him.
"Then you must never go outside." She didn't have any freckles. It was true, she never went outside in the sun... well... she didn't have any reason too. She didn't live near water or have any close friends.
"You need to get out more." James mumbled. Lily rolled her eyes.
"What's for breakfast?" She asked Liza.
"There's left over pizza."
"And there's cereal..." Remus added seeing the disapproving look on Lily's face... cause pizza isn't a 'morning food'. (I love pizza in the morning)
Lily left and Reggie came bouncing into the living room from the stairs. "Hey Ted is still here!" She motioned to the chicken on the table next to James. She had named the evil little thing. Ted the Evil Chicken. It had no ring to it what-so-ever.
Everyone else groaned as the chicken clucked away happily at it's new name. "Where's is everyone?" Reggie said, she was the only one smiling.
"Lily's in the kitchen. And Sirius, Page and Peter are still sleeping." Liza said.
"And Orion?"
"Oh... forgot about him." Liza said.
"I haven't seen him since I went to bed yesterday." Remus said.
"Me neither..." Mumbled everyone thoughtfully.
Just then, theres was a scream and a 'thump from upstairs. The scream was a girl's voice... Page's to be exact and the 'thump' had to be Srius. Sirius being the current owner of the voice and Page the current owner of the 'thump'.
Remus and Liza volenteered to go up... the brave souls... As they got to the top of the stairs, hawever, they had expected to find mad-crazed teenaged lunatics, though they got a surprise, the two teens where crazed laughing lunitics.
"What's so funny?" Liza said, putting her hands on her hips. They both pointed to a corner where theres was a pink Orion with bright green hair. He glared at them and shrunk back further into the corner.
"What happened? We're not sposed to do magic outside of school!"Remus said.
"WE didn't use magic!" Sirius yelled indignantly. "HE did!" He pointed to pink-anfd-red Orion.
"Then, why's He the one with hex-marks?" Remus said.
"He was about to curse Sirius." Said Sirius. "But I woke up and screamed in Orion's ear, which woke up sleeping beauty here." Page kicked him and mouthed something about being conceited.
"But I thought quickly... for once... and grabbed this mirror and the curses backfired." Said Page.
"Oh.... well... LET'S GO TO THE OCEAN!" She screamed and ran out the door. Remus nodded his head and walked out after the crazy perky morning one.
"What's going on with Remus?" Asked Orion, coming out of the corner bravely.
"He's on drugs..." Page kicked Sirius, HARD. And Orion had a blank look on his face.
"Please stay seated untill further notice." The voice said over the speaker. Reggie sat beside Liza, who was looking out the window of the plane. Her head hurt. She didn't know why.
James sat beside Remus pondering why they had let the chicken on the plane. Yes, the chicken was clucking happily at his feet. He glared at it briefly before turning to play with the headphones.
Peter and Page were sleeping. Lily was listening to the headphones at her seat. Looking out the window of the plane. She'd never been to the states before. But going there as a boy was not what she had planned. Orion sat beside her playing with the seat belt.
Sirius had redecorated his PINK room. It was now tye-die. Without PINK. it looked like a hippy's room... but Sirius wasn't a hippy... he's just wierd like that. It needed to be bright and not dark and gloomy. It was his obsession. One of them.
He had just left to go throw rocks at the muggle kids down the street. They got on his last nerves. Of course, they were eight year olds.
He was on his way down the street when a kid stopped him. He was around twelve. He was running down his driveway after an orange ball...
"Hello." He said.
"Hello." Sirius said.
Sirius picked up the ball and held it. Just looked at it. "Go on... shoot it." The kid said.
"What?" Sirius, of course being born and raised in the wizarding world, didn't know what basketball was... let alone 'shoot it'.
"Shoot it... you know put it through the hoop? Honestly where have you been?" The kid asked.
"What hoop?" Sirius quired.
The kid rolled his eyes and pointed to just above the garage. The hoop was gleaming red just above the garage door.
"Oooh. Ok." Sirius, surprising made the shot. *Swish*
"Woo... that was cool... what's er name girl?" Sirius was just about to say something about being called a girl... but then remembered that he WAS a girl.
"Er... Page... what's yours?"
"Phillip... but everyone calls me Phill. You wanna shout some hoops with me?"
"Erm sure." 'Well.. my plans with the eight year olds are blown.' He thought.
They spent like ten minute shooting around when Phill asked if he wanted to play a game. Sirius then learned what basketball was... 'Kinda like guidditch.' He thought to himself. 'I would make a good chaser.'
"GET THAT CHICKEN OUT OF HERE." A lady screamed at James.
"I'm trying... just cool it... k lady? jeez." James said. He pushed his way over to Liza as she shook her head at him.
"Where is everyone?"
"They all went with Page to get something from the vending machiney thing." Liza responded.
"Oh... what's a vending machiney thing?" James said.
Although his guestion was answered by Peter. "FOOD!" Followed by... "Peter... get away from the food despenser thing."
"It a vending machine." Lily corrected Reggie.
"Same difference..." Reggie mumbled as they neared their friends.
"Come on you guys... people are staring at us..." Remus said looking around him.
"Ok... lets go get a cab." Page said making her way to the exit.
They all got their things and headed outside. "HEY...these cars are going the wrong way! GO THE OTHER WAY IDIOT."
"SHUT UP REGGIE... they go that way here." Lly said while every one else was laughing at Reggie... who had reddened. Now everyone on the road was flipping them off. People on the street around them were muttering about British people.
Page flagged down a cab and they got in and said the neighbor hood that Sirius was in... cause they didn't know the actual house number. Unfortunitly for them, it was a big neighborhood. Really big.
They hadn't told Sirius they were coming. Like I said, they were all stuffed in a cab. James on Lily's lap, Remus on Liza's lap. Peter on Orion's lap, although he was to never know that.(Orion that is) Reggie on the floor and Page in the front seat.
Oh... and the chicken? he was sitting on top of James. As James glared at it... of course.
"James... where'd that chicken come from?" Lily asked him. James shrugged and threw the chicken out the window.
"James! That's cruelty to animals." Reggie said.
"He had it comin." James said indignantly folding his arms.
They neared the neighbor hood... and the driver of the cab kicked them out... (not literaly) and drove on... So they walked, suit cases and all. After about fifteen minutes, they stopped and took a breather. Then went on... "Om my god... this neighborhood gos on and on and on and on. and ..."
"We get the picture Remus." James said to his sister. (She's Remus's body... der.)
They found a sign of civilization when they heard bouncing.... "Basketball..." Page muttered... she dropped her and took a couple of steps foward.
"What are you on about Sirius?" James said.
"Lily, what's Page's most favorite sport in the world?" Page said.
"Ermm... guidditch I guess." He said... he was getting all confused of course.. so am I.
"Where you find balls and hoops, you find..."
"Sirius." Muttered Peter... Orion didn't here... luckily.
"Page!" Said James
"Exactly! Let's go." They all walked further down the street with their stuff.
Sirius had just made a shot when and chicken came running past him, averting his attention down the street.
James saw the chicken and took off running. "Om my god! I think it's an omen.... or a demon... get it away!" He whined.
"Lily! It's just a chicken!" Liza said.
"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!" He yelled back.
Just then, Sirius having followed the chicken, bolted and latched on to HIS waste, which was Page.
"What're you guys doing here?!?" He shouted at them.
"What? Your not happy to see us, Page?" Page said to herself... Sirius. That's when Sirius spotted his brother and he mouthed to James, 'What's he doing here?' James shrugged and said... "Page.." He put on a whiny voice and stomped his foot, making Lily smack him. "Where's your house, I need to sit down..." He ending with and whiney "Uhhhhhh."
Sirius grinned and brought them back to Carol's house. Page took one look at her room before turning around and smiling at Sirius... "I like it."
"You would." Oroin stated. Page started... she forgot he was there. Sirius took her hand and said, "Can I talk to you?"
"Ummm.... Sure." Orion winked at him as Sirius dragged her out of the room.
"Why is my brother here?" Sirius asked.
"I... I don't know... is he here? I..."
"Don't play stupid..."
"Hey, you started this all."
"That's beside the point."
"Why don't we just tell him?"
"No!!!" Sirius almost yelled.
"Why not?" Page said.
"Cause I'd never hear the end of it."
"Fine. Jerk."
"Fine"
"Fine."
"Fine."
James stared at the chicken. "How in the wide world?!?..."
"It's evil." Reggie muttered... she saw him push the thing out the car window.
"Who's is it though?" Lily said.
"Does it look like I would know that.?" They where inside Carol's big kitchen eating pizza. The chicken was happily chewing on Lily's shoes... Lily is James. So they were Lily's shoes and Lily's body... but he was James... whatever.
"They don't make pizza like this in England." Peter said.
"Peter! No! That's peperoni..! I'm and vegatarian." Peter stuck his tongue out at Reggie and she frowned.
"Let's go to the beach!" Shouted a very early waker and annoyingly cheery Liza at nine in the morning.
"Shut up." James muttered from the couch.
"Oh... don't be grouchy love, we are by the ocean! Let's go surfing!" Liza said smiling. Remus walked in.
"I agree, I want to go surfing too." James groanined and turned over onto his stomache... or Lily's stomach, whatever. He stared at them.
"It's to early... you want to die of hypothermia?"
"Ohh! Is that your new word?" Liza said clapping her hands.
Lily walked in with swim trunks on. (She's in James body rememeber?) "I think I'm gonna get you a tan James."
"And what? and ruin my vampish complexion?" He said sarcastically. He was a white boy, mabey too white for his own good. He DID get a nice honey tan every summer, but knowing Lily, he was gonna be black by the end of the day.
"Your too white, ya know?" She said poking his white stomach area... thing. "You need to start working out, your all scrawny."
"Gee, thanks I feel the self-consciousness drifting away now..." He paused, "And you should be talking. Your whiter then me!"
"Red-heads don't tan, dimwit, they get freckles... and they burn." She snapped at him.
"Then you must never go outside." She didn't have any freckles. It was true, she never went outside in the sun... well... she didn't have any reason too. She didn't live near water or have any close friends.
"You need to get out more." James mumbled. Lily rolled her eyes.
"What's for breakfast?" She asked Liza.
"There's left over pizza."
"And there's cereal..." Remus added seeing the disapproving look on Lily's face... cause pizza isn't a 'morning food'. (I love pizza in the morning)
Lily left and Reggie came bouncing into the living room from the stairs. "Hey Ted is still here!" She motioned to the chicken on the table next to James. She had named the evil little thing. Ted the Evil Chicken. It had no ring to it what-so-ever.
Everyone else groaned as the chicken clucked away happily at it's new name. "Where's is everyone?" Reggie said, she was the only one smiling.
"Lily's in the kitchen. And Sirius, Page and Peter are still sleeping." Liza said.
"And Orion?"
"Oh... forgot about him." Liza said.
"I haven't seen him since I went to bed yesterday." Remus said.
"Me neither..." Mumbled everyone thoughtfully.
Just then, theres was a scream and a 'thump from upstairs. The scream was a girl's voice... Page's to be exact and the 'thump' had to be Srius. Sirius being the current owner of the voice and Page the current owner of the 'thump'.
Remus and Liza volenteered to go up... the brave souls... As they got to the top of the stairs, hawever, they had expected to find mad-crazed teenaged lunatics, though they got a surprise, the two teens where crazed laughing lunitics.
"What's so funny?" Liza said, putting her hands on her hips. They both pointed to a corner where theres was a pink Orion with bright green hair. He glared at them and shrunk back further into the corner.
"What happened? We're not sposed to do magic outside of school!"Remus said.
"WE didn't use magic!" Sirius yelled indignantly. "HE did!" He pointed to pink-anfd-red Orion.
"Then, why's He the one with hex-marks?" Remus said.
"He was about to curse Sirius." Said Sirius. "But I woke up and screamed in Orion's ear, which woke up sleeping beauty here." Page kicked him and mouthed something about being conceited.
"But I thought quickly... for once... and grabbed this mirror and the curses backfired." Said Page.
"Oh.... well... LET'S GO TO THE OCEAN!" She screamed and ran out the door. Remus nodded his head and walked out after the crazy perky morning one.
"What's going on with Remus?" Asked Orion, coming out of the corner bravely.
"He's on drugs..." Page kicked Sirius, HARD. And Orion had a blank look on his face.