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the story of liza and her vampire adventure.
Oh yeah... i was reading PoA last night for the bizilointh time, why doesn't the Marauder's map show TWO Harrys and Hermiones when Lupin and Snape looked at it? They went back in time... why weren't they on the map? i don't know... mabey i missed something... here's the story
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Them!!! Harry is here?!?!? this is random
"That's the way Uh huh Uh huh I like it Uh huh Uh huh." Ted muttered as he followed nine teens to the beach on foot.
"I think Teds singing." Reggie muttered. Ted stopped singing and started clucking.
"Don't be daft... birds don't sing..." Lily said.
"Teds not a bird, he's a chicken." Reggie said.
"Same thing!" Lily said loudly.
A lady with a butt-ugly dog gave them a funny look before walking away hurriedly muttering something about crazy foreigners.
Out fits are necesary here, they're not naked.... James was wearing a black bikkini... don't get mental images... he's in Lil's body. With a simple blue cover-up... curtessy of Lily. He would have gone stalkers if she hading changed his outfit before they went out.
Sirius was in a purple tank top with orange shorts... they didn't match... Page really didn't care.
Remus, the only one with common sense... Had sun screen... and a red bathing suit... two piece and respectable. With a black speghetti strap and white shorts.
Peter had chose to come with a baggy shirt and some shorts... he wasn't planning on going in the water.
Reggie, Liza, Lily and Page had mostly the same things on... trunks and shirts. All different colors and designs. (Use your imaginations.)
They could smell the ocean breeze.... cause they were on the shore. "Let's go shopping!" Squealed an exited Liza.
"Oh yeah... very Remus-like." Whispered Sirius to her... she frowned at him and pointed to Orion. He shrugged and took off his shoes. "Hey Sirius? Let's go swimmin!" He grabbed Page's hand, even though she was protesting immensly.
"No Page, it's too cold..." She said and he started dragging her in the water. "O...o ...oh My... g...god... It's c...cold!" She said stuttering.
"Ahhhh suck it up." Sirius splashed her. Page blanched and almost screamed. She attacked him... it would have looked like assault by anyone who didn't know them, which was everyone. They gasped as they saw Sirius's body attack Pages and they both went crashing into the water.
Liza had gone off with Lily to look around and shop and Peter was currently diggin himself a hole to crawl in. Orion was puttin the moves on some poor american girls. James, Reggie, and Remus were laughing at the two dilequents in the water. They were have a wrestling match. Page was winning cause she was bigger.
"Oh my god... he's gonna drown her!" A passer-byer yelled.
"She's gonna drown him." Muttered Remus.
"The lifegaurds coming.... Page could be put for an over-nighter for assaulting Sirius like that." James stated standing up and starting down the sandy sloping beach.
"Let's go break it up." Said Reggie getting up also. Remus followed. Page was currently holding Sirius by the neck under water muttering, 'Die die die.'
They got down there and Remus grabbed Pages shoulder... well Sirius's shoulder.. whatever... and hauled her off Sirius. They helped Sirius out of the water. He was grasping for breath, but was still smirking at Page.
"What are you smiling at?" She snarled.
"I got you wet." He said in a sing song voice. Sirius then turned and took off, Page at his heels.
"Your DEAD!"
Lily looked at her watch and back at her ice cream. "It's no fun... shopping... when your a boy." She whined.
"That was a little too loud." Said Liza looking at the little girl who was standing by thier bench. She gave them a wierd look and backed away from them slowly.
"Hey, what's that?" Liza said pointing to a stand to thier right.
Lily got up and Liza followed. "It's for snorkeling." She started off.
"I want to go!" Exclaimed Liza excitedly. Lily rolled her eyes.
"You don't even KNOW what snorkeling is!" She said exhasperatedly.
"So?" Lily shook her head. Liza grabbed a flier off the stand and took off to the end of the pier.
"Liza, come back." Lily screamed and ran after her.
"Peter, did you get stuck in there?" Reggie asked as she took her body back to her seat after being soaked from helping Sirius.
"No... I'm fine... I'm great... nothin wrong here, you can leave now." Peter said in a muffled voice. Reggie's butt was shooting straight up from the sand and her head was nowhere to be seen.
"I think your stuck..." Reggie stated as she went over to where Peter had stupidly put his head. Sure enough, he was stuck. His arms and head were in the hole.
"How is that even possible?" Reggie muttered to herself as she started digging him out. James and Remus came up behind and bust up laughing at him.
He groaned and tried to get out but only succeeded wiggling Reggie's butt in the air. "Stop moving!" She hissed at him, alreading blushing. "And stop laughing!" She scolded James and Remus. They only laughed harder.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm SORRY!" Sirius yelled at the advancing figure that was him. He wasn't looking and two running bodies collided with a sickenning crunch. *crunch* Sirius fell to the ground as the the other person that collided laughed at him, as well as the figures running from each direction.
Lily, Page and Liza stood laughing at poor Sirius while passer byers shook thier heads because it looked like three teenage boys where laughing at a girl lying on the sand. But only they knew it was the other way around.
"Ha Ha!" Page said happily and kicked sand on him as the old lady gasped and walked faster.
"That looks wrong..." Lily exclaimed through her laughter.
"Cluck cluck cluck." exclaimed Ted with an air of triumph.
"Oh my god! I forgot you were here." James said, looking at the guilty chicken.
"You look suspicious." Remus muttered at the chicken. They had long since calmed down and were staring accusingly at the chicken. "Did you push Peter into his hole?"
"Remus, the chicken's not gonna tell you if he did or not." James said.
"Shhh,....shh." Remus gestured with his hand to zip it.
"His names Ted and he couldn't ever do that. He wouldn't ever do that... would ya Ted." Reggie coed at the GUILTY chicken. Ted clucked away and nipped her hand. "That's what I thought."
Liza had calmed down now. "Let's go snorkeling!" She exclaimed as thier group walked back to thier spot on the beach. Sirius was holding his head and being held by Page as they walked. He had sand all over him.
"STOP YELLING!" Sirius yelled, trying to ignore the voices in his head. Lily gave him a weird look before turning to scold Liza again for going to try new things before she even knows what they are.
"Snorkeling..." Page snorted. "That's no fun enless your in CLEAN water. LA does not have clean water.... Now if we were in Mexico, then I'll go snorkeling..." She rambled on.
"Shut up." Sirius mumbled from Page's side.
"What?" She said almost dropping him.
"Not you, I have a beautiful voice." He said.
"Then who are you talking to?!?!" She asked, shocked at how she could look so mentally retarded.
"Them," He stated pointing to no one.
"Sirius, there's no one there." She said flabbergasted.
"Uh huh! See there's the kid with red hair and the short bushy chick and then theres one that looks like James...." He said staring at no one.
"I think you need to get some rest..."
"Yeah, mabey I hit you too hard." Liza said looking over at him worriedly.
Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione were yelling at each other because neither of them knew how they got there and they didn't know why nobody could see them. Harry was staring at the one Sirius just called Sirius. His head was starting to hurt so he just started to follow the four. Ron and Hermione followed, argueing profusely.
"Ron, I told you not to touch the mysterious black and blue box, but NO you had to touch it..." Hermione stated.
"Well... I wouldn't have touched it or saw it in the first place if you hadn't pointed it out!" He argued back. Not a really good excuse.
"Oh my god! We're in the states." Harry said knowingly. "And, it's really hot." He said. They were in thier Hogwarts robes. It was in the summer... in the middle of July. "God, isn't spose to be October?!?!" Harry said. Ron and Herm were still yelling at one another.
Short chapter: what do ya think should happen? r/r plz! i need ideas. questions you ask yourself: Why are Harry Ron and Herm there, and why can only Sirius see them? IS Sirius the only one that can see them? And who the hell is this Ted character?
Oh yeah... i was reading PoA last night for the bizilointh time, why doesn't the Marauder's map show TWO Harrys and Hermiones when Lupin and Snape looked at it? They went back in time... why weren't they on the map? i don't know... mabey i missed something... here's the story
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Them!!! Harry is here?!?!? this is random
"That's the way Uh huh Uh huh I like it Uh huh Uh huh." Ted muttered as he followed nine teens to the beach on foot.
"I think Teds singing." Reggie muttered. Ted stopped singing and started clucking.
"Don't be daft... birds don't sing..." Lily said.
"Teds not a bird, he's a chicken." Reggie said.
"Same thing!" Lily said loudly.
A lady with a butt-ugly dog gave them a funny look before walking away hurriedly muttering something about crazy foreigners.
Out fits are necesary here, they're not naked.... James was wearing a black bikkini... don't get mental images... he's in Lil's body. With a simple blue cover-up... curtessy of Lily. He would have gone stalkers if she hading changed his outfit before they went out.
Sirius was in a purple tank top with orange shorts... they didn't match... Page really didn't care.
Remus, the only one with common sense... Had sun screen... and a red bathing suit... two piece and respectable. With a black speghetti strap and white shorts.
Peter had chose to come with a baggy shirt and some shorts... he wasn't planning on going in the water.
Reggie, Liza, Lily and Page had mostly the same things on... trunks and shirts. All different colors and designs. (Use your imaginations.)
They could smell the ocean breeze.... cause they were on the shore. "Let's go shopping!" Squealed an exited Liza.
"Oh yeah... very Remus-like." Whispered Sirius to her... she frowned at him and pointed to Orion. He shrugged and took off his shoes. "Hey Sirius? Let's go swimmin!" He grabbed Page's hand, even though she was protesting immensly.
"No Page, it's too cold..." She said and he started dragging her in the water. "O...o ...oh My... g...god... It's c...cold!" She said stuttering.
"Ahhhh suck it up." Sirius splashed her. Page blanched and almost screamed. She attacked him... it would have looked like assault by anyone who didn't know them, which was everyone. They gasped as they saw Sirius's body attack Pages and they both went crashing into the water.
Liza had gone off with Lily to look around and shop and Peter was currently diggin himself a hole to crawl in. Orion was puttin the moves on some poor american girls. James, Reggie, and Remus were laughing at the two dilequents in the water. They were have a wrestling match. Page was winning cause she was bigger.
"Oh my god... he's gonna drown her!" A passer-byer yelled.
"She's gonna drown him." Muttered Remus.
"The lifegaurds coming.... Page could be put for an over-nighter for assaulting Sirius like that." James stated standing up and starting down the sandy sloping beach.
"Let's go break it up." Said Reggie getting up also. Remus followed. Page was currently holding Sirius by the neck under water muttering, 'Die die die.'
They got down there and Remus grabbed Pages shoulder... well Sirius's shoulder.. whatever... and hauled her off Sirius. They helped Sirius out of the water. He was grasping for breath, but was still smirking at Page.
"What are you smiling at?" She snarled.
"I got you wet." He said in a sing song voice. Sirius then turned and took off, Page at his heels.
"Your DEAD!"
Lily looked at her watch and back at her ice cream. "It's no fun... shopping... when your a boy." She whined.
"That was a little too loud." Said Liza looking at the little girl who was standing by thier bench. She gave them a wierd look and backed away from them slowly.
"Hey, what's that?" Liza said pointing to a stand to thier right.
Lily got up and Liza followed. "It's for snorkeling." She started off.
"I want to go!" Exclaimed Liza excitedly. Lily rolled her eyes.
"You don't even KNOW what snorkeling is!" She said exhasperatedly.
"So?" Lily shook her head. Liza grabbed a flier off the stand and took off to the end of the pier.
"Liza, come back." Lily screamed and ran after her.
"Peter, did you get stuck in there?" Reggie asked as she took her body back to her seat after being soaked from helping Sirius.
"No... I'm fine... I'm great... nothin wrong here, you can leave now." Peter said in a muffled voice. Reggie's butt was shooting straight up from the sand and her head was nowhere to be seen.
"I think your stuck..." Reggie stated as she went over to where Peter had stupidly put his head. Sure enough, he was stuck. His arms and head were in the hole.
"How is that even possible?" Reggie muttered to herself as she started digging him out. James and Remus came up behind and bust up laughing at him.
He groaned and tried to get out but only succeeded wiggling Reggie's butt in the air. "Stop moving!" She hissed at him, alreading blushing. "And stop laughing!" She scolded James and Remus. They only laughed harder.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm SORRY!" Sirius yelled at the advancing figure that was him. He wasn't looking and two running bodies collided with a sickenning crunch. *crunch* Sirius fell to the ground as the the other person that collided laughed at him, as well as the figures running from each direction.
Lily, Page and Liza stood laughing at poor Sirius while passer byers shook thier heads because it looked like three teenage boys where laughing at a girl lying on the sand. But only they knew it was the other way around.
"Ha Ha!" Page said happily and kicked sand on him as the old lady gasped and walked faster.
"That looks wrong..." Lily exclaimed through her laughter.
"Cluck cluck cluck." exclaimed Ted with an air of triumph.
"Oh my god! I forgot you were here." James said, looking at the guilty chicken.
"You look suspicious." Remus muttered at the chicken. They had long since calmed down and were staring accusingly at the chicken. "Did you push Peter into his hole?"
"Remus, the chicken's not gonna tell you if he did or not." James said.
"Shhh,....shh." Remus gestured with his hand to zip it.
"His names Ted and he couldn't ever do that. He wouldn't ever do that... would ya Ted." Reggie coed at the GUILTY chicken. Ted clucked away and nipped her hand. "That's what I thought."
Liza had calmed down now. "Let's go snorkeling!" She exclaimed as thier group walked back to thier spot on the beach. Sirius was holding his head and being held by Page as they walked. He had sand all over him.
"STOP YELLING!" Sirius yelled, trying to ignore the voices in his head. Lily gave him a weird look before turning to scold Liza again for going to try new things before she even knows what they are.
"Snorkeling..." Page snorted. "That's no fun enless your in CLEAN water. LA does not have clean water.... Now if we were in Mexico, then I'll go snorkeling..." She rambled on.
"Shut up." Sirius mumbled from Page's side.
"What?" She said almost dropping him.
"Not you, I have a beautiful voice." He said.
"Then who are you talking to?!?!" She asked, shocked at how she could look so mentally retarded.
"Them," He stated pointing to no one.
"Sirius, there's no one there." She said flabbergasted.
"Uh huh! See there's the kid with red hair and the short bushy chick and then theres one that looks like James...." He said staring at no one.
"I think you need to get some rest..."
"Yeah, mabey I hit you too hard." Liza said looking over at him worriedly.
Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione were yelling at each other because neither of them knew how they got there and they didn't know why nobody could see them. Harry was staring at the one Sirius just called Sirius. His head was starting to hurt so he just started to follow the four. Ron and Hermione followed, argueing profusely.
"Ron, I told you not to touch the mysterious black and blue box, but NO you had to touch it..." Hermione stated.
"Well... I wouldn't have touched it or saw it in the first place if you hadn't pointed it out!" He argued back. Not a really good excuse.
"Oh my god! We're in the states." Harry said knowingly. "And, it's really hot." He said. They were in thier Hogwarts robes. It was in the summer... in the middle of July. "God, isn't spose to be October?!?!" Harry said. Ron and Herm were still yelling at one another.
Short chapter: what do ya think should happen? r/r plz! i need ideas. questions you ask yourself: Why are Harry Ron and Herm there, and why can only Sirius see them? IS Sirius the only one that can see them? And who the hell is this Ted character?