a.n: yay! I finally have the inspiration for the second chapter. It might be all the pictures of Johnny Depp in my room, but hey, I found it so read, enjoy and R&R! Tankx keria.d (The title has nothing to do with the chapter, just a private joke between me and my mate. It should really be Obsessed but hey. Whoever they are has a problem with Mort!)

Chapter Two: BOBsessed Mort turned over onto his side and slowly opened his eyes, groaning. The phone had been ringing non – stop for about ten minutes. At first, Mort tried to ignore it, but just as it stopped ringing and he started to go back to sleep, it started up again. "Yeah?" he mumbled sleepily into the phone. "Hello Mort." Replied a voice on the other end of the line. "Hi, yeah, who is this?" Mort said, confused, twitching his right eye sleepily.

He was answered by the long beep of the dialling tone. He pressed recall, but the voice on the end of the phone simply said "Sorry. The last person to call you withheld their number." "Not surprised." Mort said, to no one in particular. The phone rang again. "Who is this?" "It's somebody. Someday, Rainey. Someday." Followed by the dialling tone. So the person that was phoning him was also the person that was emailing and mailing him.

"Heya, Koda, Koda, where are ya?" Mort called to his dog. The dog had recently had puppies with a female dog from the nearby Greenleaf Farm. The owners of the bitch had kept all the puppies but one and sold them on to new homes. They had left the runt abandoned in the road, and Koda had rescued it and bought it home. Mort did not have it in his heart to leave it homeless, and Koda seemed to love it so much, he had to keep it. They had named it Choci, after his last dog, Chico, who had been killed by an evil screwdriver. But Mort preferred to forget about that.

A bark let him knew that Koda was in the house, but when he started whimpering and pawing at the door, Mort walked down the stairs to see what he wanted. "Do you want some food, boy?" he tempted Koda just continued to bang the door with his nose. "Now, you know you can't go outside. Because of what happened to Chico." He whispered, but the dog continued insistently. "Oh, I guess it won't hurt. Shooter killed Chico, and he's long gone. I hope." Mort added with a sigh. He swung open the door, looking down at Koda; to see what effect the freedom would have on him. Koda stood there, rooted to the spot, motionless. A drip of red paint hit Mort on the nose, and he looked up to see where it had come from.

He fainted, bashing his ankle on a rock as he fell.

A.n.: oooooh! What did Mort see? I know, and you're not gonna know until you R&R. you can probably guess, I've been told before my writing is really predictable. Oh well. May as well try and mess with you. Sorry it's a bit short, I don't have writers' block for once huzzah! Well, I know what's going to happen at the beginning of the next chapter, and I know how it's going to climax, but I don't know how the hell I'm going to get there! I could just go there straight away, but that wouldn't be very fun, now would it? So I'm going to try and make it longer! Oh yeah, keep R&Ring, tankx 4 ur support! Tankx, Keira.d