Rock Me
.By Tanx.
SKIPPING MERRILY
The three Hogwarts students could hardly contain their excitement. Upon arrival into the grand old village of Hogsmeade, the triplet could be seen skipping down the pebble path, hand in hand, singing 'Malfoy and Crabbe and Goyle, OH MY! Malfoy and Crabbe and Goyle, OH MY!' (A/N: In case you didn't catch that, it was a reference to the 'lions and tigers and bears' song in The Wizard of Oz . . .)
Upon seeing the look on the face of a particularly disapproving hag, Hermione outbursted:
'Oh what are you looking at, Boilnose?!'
Now considering Hermione, this was a rare occasion – an insult to a passer by . . .whether it was 'boilnose' or 'fuckwit.' Though you'd never hear that coming out of Hermione's mouth . . .
'Yeah that's right look away,' She continued, 'You FUCKWIT!'
Ron gasped.
Harry fainted. (Well he didn't faint but gosh golly he came close.)
Hermione poked her tongue out.
The gang laughed together.
Oh yes, it was going to be one hell of a night.
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.Tanx.