Rock Me
.By Tanx.
CIRCLES
Halfway through their walk to the bus-stop, Hermione realised that she'd seen that lamp-post with the peeling paint before, and she was sure that tree looked extremely familiar. Then it hit her . . .
'Okay guys, I don't want to alarm you but . . .we're going in circles.'
It took a moment for someone to respond. In this case, it was Ron.
'Oh for fuck's sake. Hermione give me the map.' He said, the exasperation evident in his voice.
'Umm Ron . . .'Said Harry, a smile twitching at the sides of his mouth.
'Oh what Harry? What is it?!'
'Err . . .there is no map.
Hermione suddenly became fascinated with her shoes and Harry with the peeling paint on the old lamp-post they'd evidently passed one too many times.
'NO MAP?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO FRICKIN' MAP?!!'
'Calm down Ron! You're making a scene!' Hermione said, suddenly aware of all the busy people passing them by.
'OH WELL EXCU-HUUUSE ME! Let's talk about making a scene Hermi-OH-nee! Let's talk about calling my mother's friend Mrs Haggarty a fuckwit and a boilnose! Let's talk about deciding to wear a tartan mini-skirt and a ripped tee-shirt to a concert . . .let's talk about . . .'
'WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!' Yelled Harry, finally putting an end to Ron's outburst. 'The two of you, shut up! If you'd just get over yourselves for one minute you'd realise that there is a bus stop NEXT to that lamp post and WE can board the bus THERE rather than the SCHEDULED stop. Okay? OKAY?!'
Ron shrugged his shoulders and Hermione pouted.
'Jesus Mary and Joseph!' Said Harry, holding out his wand to flag down the Knight Bus, which promptly appeared two seconds later. 'Can't take you guys anywhere.'
Blah blah blah review. SEE! I AM CAPABLE OF WRITING ::longer:: chapters! The evidence is clear! (Okay anyone from Australia will know I stole that line from an add for facewash.)
.Tanx.