Rock Me

.By Tanx.

LINE HOPPING

'Wow . . .'said Ron, that familiar shocked look on his face as he saw the humongous crowd gathered outside Everclear Hall.

'I thought we were arriving early, Hermione.' A pissed-off Harry said as he crossed his arms on his chest.

Hermione looked up at them with not a look of sadness but instead a mischievous grin. 'I have a way.' She said. And with that she took her rucksack and stuck it under her robes. She clutched her chest and winked at Harry, who was outraged that she would pull such a stunt, but quickly caught on.

Ron, however, wasn't quite as fast.

'Excuse me; excuse me, pregnant girl coming through.' Said Harry as they made their way down the line.

'EXCUSE ME, MAM. Pregnant woman here . . .' Said Ron as he finally understood the stunt.

One smart line-goer had the smarts to ask why they were so desperate to get a pregnant woman INSIDE the hall rather than OUT.

Harry stopped and looked at Hermione. Hermione looked at Ron and smiled.

'I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D BE SO LATE! I CALLED AND CALLED AND CALLED AND . . .aaahhhh! The baby's coming! THE BABY'S COMING!'

The smart lady who questioned their objectives thought better than to question again, and moved on in the line, shocked and not-yet-satisfied.

When the group had entered the huge double-doors, they broke down in a laughing fit, squirming on the floor like retarded frogs on speed. (A/N: If you've ever seen a retarded frog on speed you'll know what I'm talking about.)

When they were over their fits of laughter, they noticed exactly where they were and why the line outside was so long – the concert hadn't yet started, and Toadslime were just doing their sound-check.

'Hoooooly crap.' Said Ron.

'Bollocks.' Said Hermione.

Harry looked to the bouncers at the doors who looked extremely angry at the group's nerve. They were immediately thrown out and asked not to return . . .yeah . . .right.

'Stupid . . .sodding . . .with their nerve to . . .can't believe they'd . . .oh I'll be back . . . you know I . . .'

'Ron,' said Hermione, looking annoyed, 'you know mumbling won't get us anywhere. Look . . .when the concert's actually DUE to START we'll just go in there, no problems. I bet they won't even notice!'

However Harry truly doubted this, as he could see the bouncers pointing at Harry and he remembered one of them asking for his autograph.

'It'll be fiiiine! I know it!'

'No it won't.' Said Ron, looking worried.

'Oh RON! Don't be daft, we'll be fine! Said Hermione her face to Ron's.

'No . . .it won't!' Said Ron, slightly more aggravated now, and certainly more worried.

'Well why NOT Ron?!' Hermione said finally, crossing her arms and looking to Harry to see if he agreed with her opinion on Ron's negativity.

'BECAUSE . . .well . . .' Ron started. Hermione smirked. 'Because . . .look behind you.'

Hermione did as told and the look on her face turned from satisfaction to horror.

'Oh God.' Said Harry, upon realisation of what Ron and Hermione were looking so shocked about.

'Who invited Ferret Boy?!' Said Ron, loudly enough that Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson could probably hear him if they bothered to listen.

'See, this day just got really, really bad. Did anyone else feel that? The badness?' Hermione said, looking over her shoulder at the skankily dressed Pansy and the cool-as-a-cucumber Malfoy, obviously forgetting about her grammar or lack there-of.

'Great . . .he just saw us.' Harry said.

'Don't come over-don't come over-don't come over . . .'

'He's coming over.'

'SHIT.'The threesome (eww get your mind out of the gutter) said in unisen.

Next chapter:- the concert ::FINALLY:: begins! That little exerpt may or may not come into play . . .maybe we'll save that for later chapters. . .you'll just have to wait and see :p

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.Tanx.