Uhhhm...yeah. I'm over a week late, I know. O.o; Sorry 'bout that, been kinda busy, kinda forgetful, and kinda lazy. Heh. Plus I'm kinda scared to post this chappy. Tis insane.

Oh, and to the person who wanted to know why Dib left Zim's pants on: I'm too embarrassed to write about a naked Zim. Realistically, yeah, that is probably what Dib would've done, especially since he thinks of Irkens like lab rats. Heh. I just don't want people picturing Zim like that, it would be kinda distracting. To me anyway. O.o; Ahem...let's move on.

This chapter is very violent. Zim gets beaten up a lot. Lots of knives, clubs, guns,

blood, and one little swear word. Just a little heads up. ^_^; Oh, and the characters are kinda nuts. 'specially the western dude. He's evil/comic relief. Sorta. Shaddup self! *explodes*

Subject 0001

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9:27 a.m.

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Zim blinked the sleep out of his eyes as he woke up, trying to see in the bright

morning sunlight. He wasn't used to waking up to light. He'd been in his cell for so long.

At first he was confused and wondered how he ended up in a forest, but then he felt the

dull pain in his chest and remembered the bullet wound.

He looked down at his bare chest and saw mainly dried blood smeared down to

his stomach. His skin looked more brownish-red than green. Zim wasn't in nearly as

much pain as the night before, which he was happy about.

'The guards probably fixed me up last night, or maybe the wound wasn't as bad as

I thought..,' Zim thought, trying to come up with an answer. He shrugged it off and

spread himself out on the ground, absorbing the sunlight. The night before had been

bitterly cold, and his stiff body needed to get warmed up.

A twig snapped nearby. A flock of birds darted from the trees, chirping wildly.

Zim sat up and watched them go until they were dots in the sky, not realizing their

warning. He sighed heavily, his throat raw with thirst, and let his mind drift.

A rope was thrown from the trees, and it landed perfectly around Zim's neck. It

tightened its hold, the material of the rope scratching Zim's neck. The person controlling

the rope jerked it towards them, and Zim was flung toward a tree. He smacked into it and

slid back to the ground, dizzy and coughing.

"Woo-wee!" yelled a man with a southern accent. "I caught myself a big one!" A

fat man jumped from the tree and slammed Zim against it, holding him by the neck.

There was a knife in his free hand. He was wearing all white aside from his black boots.

He smiled up at Zim as he choked him and brought the knife closer to his neck.

"I'm gonna skin ya and hang ya up on my wall," the man said, and he laughed

maniacally afterwards. Zim struggled to get loose, but the fat man's grip was too strong,

and he soon let himself hang limp against the tree.

"What a disappointment. That crazy scientist boy told me I was in for a tough

hunt. Here I find a scrawny little Irken, hardly worth my time," he said, and he spat at the

ground. "Well, no use putting off the dirty work." He raised the knife up closer to Zim's

neck and brought it to the side so he could make a good slash.

"Ready, little man?" he said with a chuckle, and Zim's eyes went wide as he

stared at the knife glinting in the sun. "One...two..."

The fat man screamed and let go of the knife. He cradled his bleeding hand that

had been shot. Zim fell to the ground and quickly broke into a run, ignoring the branches

that scratched at his chest and how badly his feet hurt from the watery morning dew.

Moaning, the fat man looked around the trees for the shooter. A young man that

looked about 18 crept out of the shadows, a pistol in his hand. He was tall with long, red

hair which went down to his waist. His green eyes sparkled when he smiled at the fat

man.

"You weren't thinking of killing MY Irken, were you?" he said, his voice smooth

and cold. He put the pistol into his trench coat, and the fat man saw other guns tucked

into it as well. "The name's Castro, and I'm the hunter that's getting that Irken."

"Thorton," the fat man spat at the boy, and he ripped part of his coat off and

wrapped it around his bleeding hand tightly. "I'm not liking your attitude, Castro. There

are 3 other hunters out here, what makes you so sure you're going to get him?"

"I'm better than you," Castro replied, chuckling softly. "Besides, I've been

standing there since three in the morning, and neither you or the Irken knew it. I could

have killed him as soon as he woke up. What do you say to that, Thorton?"

Thorton pulled a cigar from his pocket and lit it. "I say that you're a liar."

Castro closed his eyes and grinned, then started walking, following the Irken. He

never did chase down his victims. He would follow them, wait for them to get tired, then

strike. All his fellow gang members feared him, as well as the other gangs in his

neighborhood. He smiled as he walked, wondering what his friends would think when he came home with the Irken's body.

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10:14 a.m.

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Zim continued running until he tripped over a log and fell down a steep hill. He

laid at the bottom, coughing and gasping for air. He was already tired, and it was only morning. Zim rubbed at his forehead, wondering how he could last the whole day like this.

Being almost naked did cause him many problems. Zim rubbed at his feet that had

burn marks all over them already from the morning dew. His chest and arms had tiny

scratches that stung from all the little branches and bushes he had run through. Zim was

glad to have pants, for he had fallen down a number of times and they had protected his

legs a little.

'I've got to be a lot more alert,' Zim thought, sitting up. He suddenly realized he

wouldn't be able to sleep without being captured or killed. Zim moaned, seeing how

hopeless everything was becoming. He punched at the ground.

'I should've just stayed in my cell,' he thought angrily, and he punched at the

ground again. He sighed heavily, feeling his anger turn to depression and his eyes well up.

He shook his head quickly, refusing to let himself break down. 'I am still an invader,'

Zim thought, something he always reminded himself.

"Yeah right," he said aloud, kicking over a rock. He laid back down, feeling

drained. He hoped he wouldn't be disturbed for at least a little while. He didn't think he'd

be able to pull himself up right away, and his legs were too stiff to run like he had before.

"Resting already?"

Zim turned and looked behind him in the direction of the voice, but saw no one.

He kept watching the area for a while then turned back around.

"ACK!" Zim shrieked. A short man stood in front of him with his hands behind

his back. He was wearing a black jacket and dark blue pants with a belt around them, and

there was a long club tucked under the belt. The man smiled, happy that Zim had been

startled.

"Hello, Irken. My name is Adam. I've come to destroy you," the little man said,

bowing slightly and closing his eyes. He had black hair that was neatly tied in a pony tail.

He straightened himself and opened his eyes that were a pale blue color. He grinned at

Zim, slowly pulling the club from his belt.

Zim quickly turned and scrambled to get up, but Adam clubbed him in the back

and he fell back down. Zim closed his eyes tight and tensed, expecting another blow, but

nothing came. He sat up and turned to look for Adam, but he was no longer behind him.

"What?" Zim asked the silence, standing up and rubbing at his back. He'd have a

bruise there later. He looked around for the little man, but he couldn't find him

anywhere. Zim scratched his head nervously, and slowly started walking through the

forest, carefully observing the area.

Some leaves rustled in the trees above him, and he stopped in his tracks. He

looked around him for something he could use as a weapon and only found a skinny stick

that would probably break if he hit somebody with it.

Adam watched Zim with curiosity, sitting on a limb above the Irken's head. Adam

watched him closely, and decided that he would be an easy opponent. 'He's scared and

desperate,' Adam thought with vice, grinning when he saw Zim pick up the stick and

sigh. 'I'll get this over with quickly.'

Adam jumped from the limb towards Zim, but Zim saw him and quickly jumped

out of the way. Zim hurried off and broke into a run, but was clumsy and tripped over a

large rock. Adam struck him hard across the shoulder as he stumbled. Zim fell to the

ground hard and tried to force himself back up, but Adam struck him on the side of the

head, turning Zim so he faced upwards.

Adam quickly walked over to Zim and put his foot across his chest, keeping him

pinned to the ground. Zim struggled to get loose, but Adam raised his foot up high and

stomped on Zim's ribs.

Zim laid still, his vision beginning to blur. 'This isn't fair,' he thought sadly, clenching his

fists in frustration. Adam snickered and smiled down at him, pulling a dagger out of his

blue jacket. Zim's eyes grew wide and he gasped.

"This was too easy," Adam said, and he raised the dagger above his head and

aimed. Zim grabbed a wad of dirt and threw it up at Adam's face. The dirt went into his

eyes, blinding him temporarily. Adam yelled and dropped the dagger, rubbing at his face.

Zim kicked him off and darted into the forest.

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11:37 a.m.

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"Why hasn't anyone called yet?! It is nearly noon!" Dib exclaimed, throwing a

book at the wall. Tom flinched as it struck the wall, chipping it.

"Maybe they can't find him," Tom said slowly, and Dib glared at him.

"Can't find him?! I told them the exact location where we dumped him off. Sure,

the guards did remove the bullets from him and healed him a little, but how far could he

have possibly gone through the night?! He looked like he was about to faint when we left

him!" Dib cried, throwing another book at the wall.

"Sir, please control yourself, I'm sure they've killed him already but haven't been

able to contact you yet. They are in a forest after all, and perhaps their cell phones won't

work in certain areas," Tom pointed out, and Dib calmed down a little.

Dib walked over to his desk and sat down in his chair, propping his feet up on the

desk. He rubbed at the sides of his head and breathed deeply, something the psychologist

had taught him to do when he was younger.

"I hope you're right, Tom," Dib said, his voice softer and calmer. "I'm just

stressed. Sorry for freaking out. I'm sure 0001 is long dead now. You may leave now."

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12:38 p.m.

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Zim was laying in a shadowed area which made a good hiding spot. There was a

large stack of boulders behind him and a bunch of large trees casting their shadows on

him. There was a large bush in front of him that he could hide in if he felt threatened.

He felt sick, trembling and sweating all at once. A hunter had passed by his hiding

spot, and Zim had nearly fled from her, but she didn't see him and continued walking

without disturbing him. Zim was glad she hadn't seen him. She'd been carrying a long

whip with her and what looked like a rifle, and Zim could tell that she was a strong

runner.

'What am I going to do?' Zim thought for the thousandth time. Sooner or later the

hunters would find his hiding spot, and there was no way he could run from them forever.

He'd eventually wear himself out or make a clumsy mistake, and he'd be quickly

disposed of. Zim could picture his end in his mind very clearly, his eyes going blank and

his body falling limp to the ground. He shook his head, trying to get the vision out of his

mind.

"...he was a weakly feller, but he sure had some legs on him!"

Zim nearly cried out when he heard the fat man's voice. He clamped his mouth

shut with his hands to keep himself quiet and he froze in place. The fat man with the

white suit was talking on a cell phone, pacing around the area. Zim heard him coming

closer and shivered.

"Nope. No sir, I did not get him...I'm not sure if the others did yet, I doubt it. I

haven't seen him for a while, sir..," the fat man was saying, and there was yelling on the

other line. "I'm sorry, sir. Yes, sir. I'll try. Goodbye."

The fat man put his cell phone in his pocket, then pulled out a cigar and his

lighter. He lit it and inhaled deeply, then slowly let the smoke come out of his mouth and

nose.

"That scientist boy really rubs me the wrong way," he said, and he took a seat on a

large rock. Zim could see him from where he was lying. He twitched slightly with

anxiety, hoping the fat man couldn't see him. The fat man wiped the sweat from his

forehead and looked up at the sun. It was past noon now.

"Well, howdy, Thorton."

"Hrmph. Hello, Castro," the fat man said angrily. Zim bit his lower lip, panic

gripping him. There were now two hunters near him, and one of them he didn't know.

"So how goes the hunt, old man?" Castro said, his hands in the trench coat's front

pockets. He smiled at Thorton, who looked sweaty and frustrated.

"Same as yours," Thorton replied angrily. Castro gritted his teeth, angered by the

insult, but he shrugged it off.

"I happen to know exactly where the Irken is, Thorton. I'm just being a good

sportsman and letting everyone get a chance," Castro said. Zim's eyes grew wide and he

became tense. This new hunter had been watching him the entire time, and he hadn't even

sensed it. Zim let his antenna droop, feeling defeated.

"You're bluffing," Thorton said, chewing on the end of his cigar. Castro closed

his eyes and chuckled. He turned around and pointed down a narrow path with ivy all

around it.

"He's hiding down that path," Castro said, and Thorton quickly pulled his rope

out of his pocket and hurried down the path. Castro held back a laugh as the fat man left.

"Fool."

Zim relaxed, seeing Thorton leave and realizing Castro had no clue about his

location. He knew he would have to leave his hiding place soon, but he would stay there

until night fell or if a hunter came too close. He sighed and closed his eyes.

"Gotcha!"

Somebody with gloved hands grabbed Zim's arms and flung him out of his hiding

spot. Castro immediately pulled a pistol out his trench coat and aimed it at him. Before he

could fire, a man in a white lab coat grabbed Zim by the neck. He dragged Zim so he was

mostly laying down to the ground and put him in a headlock. He pulled a laser out of his

coat and put it under Zim's chin.

"Brain has overcome brawn once again!" the man said, laughing insanely. He had

an awfully large forehead with brown hair that look uncombed. He wore black goggles

and black gloves that shined in the sunlight. "Dib will praise me! Praise me I say! And

then he'll HAVE to let me work for him! Irvin shall succeed at last!"

Castro shot beside the scientist that was holding Zim down. Zim continued

struggling to get loose, but the scientist froze.

"Let go of the Irken, you psycho!" Castro yelled angrily, and he fired another shot

at the scientist.

"Gyaah! Knock it off, you punk! Irvin does not like to play rough! I certainly do

not!" the scientist said. Zim kicked at him to get loose, and the scientist hit him against

the side of the head.

Zim was feeling faint, and he had a bad headache. He'd been struck against his

head too many times, and his other bruises were paining him. He let himself go half limp

in the scientist's grip.

"M-yes! Irvin shall show all of you hunters a thing or two! You all said I couldn't

do it, you said I was weak, but look at Irvin now!" He laughed insanely. Castro glared at

him, then shot near his foot. Irvin screamed, then dug the tip of the laser deeper into

Zim's chin.

"The Irken is what you want, is it not, my lad? Aww...poor boy. Too bad. Irvin is

the winner of this particular hunt!" Irvin shouted with glee, but he was suddenly kicked

hard in the head and a rifle was fired. The bullet hit the ground just above where Irvin's

head landed. Zim was let loose, but a whip wrapped around his arm before he could go

anywhere.

"Darn, I missed," a woman said, and she pulled Zim towards her.

"Cleo, you big ole slut, you," Castro said, smiling.

"'ello, Castro my man. How's it been?" the woman said, blowing a kiss at Castro.

She was wearing tight white shorts that were very short and a tight black top with no

sleeves. She had dark skin and black hair that she kept in a long braid behind her

back. She looked over her sunglasses at Castro and winked.

"Things haven't been the same since you left," Castro said. He cleared his throat,

growing serious. "I'm sorry to say this, Cleo, but that's my Irken you got there." He raised

his pistol and aimed for Zim's head.

"Not so fast, sugar," Cleo replied, and she pointed her rifle up at Castro. Castro

glared at her. She smiled. "You really aren't a gentleman. Trying to steal a woman's

property. The nerve." She fired the rifle. Castro dove out the way, the bullet hitting his

foot.

"Bitch," Castro said, his voice strained.

"Always was, always will be," Cleo said, and she laughed. She aimed her rifle

back at Zim, but he was no longer there. He had untangled his arm from the whip while

she was distracted and hurried away.

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1:35 p.m.

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It was the afternoon when Dib got the phone call. He'd been pacing around his

desk ever since he'd talked to Thorton. He ran up to his desk and picked up the phone

with excitement when it finally rang.

"Did you get him?" Dib asked the caller.

"Uh...Dib, sir?" It was Castro. "There is a guy named Irvin here, and Cleo kicked

him real hard in the head. I think he needs medical attention."

"Did you get the Irken or not?" Dib asked impatiently.

"...No, sir."

Dib's excitement quickly turned to anger. "You guys STILL haven't killed subject

0001? Still?! YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC!" he shouted into the phone. He slammed it

on his desk a couple of times. There was silence on the other end for a moment.

"Sir," Castro finally said, "Irvin needs medical attention, and so do I. Cleo shot

me in the foot with her rifle, and it didn't just nick me. My foot is bleeding badly right

now. I was hoping you could send some people down to help us."

Dib sighed heavily and didn't answer for a while. He took his glasses off and

rubbed at his forehead. "I'll have some people down there in a minute, Castro. You're

phone call will be traced, so just stay there. Irvin will be disqualified, and you will receive

a penalty."

"Penalty?!" Castro said, outraged. "Cleo was the one who-"

"Goodbye," Dib said, and he hung up the phone.

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That was very long. I hope you got through it all without too much boredom. Dib needs Zoloft. Heh. Yeah. I think the next chappy should be up April 9. Hopefully I'll get it up on time. O.o

-Crystal