A/N: Once again I am back! Whether or not you like it! So live with it!
Disclaimer: if I owned LOTR, would I be writing fanfiction?
And now, the chappie! Yay!
Regicide in Rivendell By hyper squirrel
King Eldarion of Gondor and his men rode slowly towards Rivendell. They were full of pizza. Finally they reached Rivendell. Elrond was standing on a podium, giving a speech of some sort. Eldarion ran up to Elrond and sliced his head off.
"Oh my God! You killed Elrond!" came a voice from the back of the crowd of Elves. (A/N: think "oh my God! You killed Kenny!" from south park)
Eldarion approached the podium. "Hi, I'm Eldarion, and I just killed your king." He waved at the crowd. "I'd like to thank my makeup artist, my personal trainer-"
"BOO!" yelled the crowd.
"-my hairstylist-"Eldarion continued. The Elves threw rotten tomatoes at him.
"-and we're going to kill you too," Eldarion finished.
"Aaah!" yelled the Elves.
Eldarion and his men killed them all, a head here, a stab there, maybe a whack, well you get the point. They did this until no Elf was left in Rivendell.
TO BE CONTINUED...
A/N: ya so I'm not finished this part of the story it's kinda a 2part story. This chappie & the next. In case you haven't realized, the whole plot is that Eldarion blames everything that's not Man for the death of his father and so wants to rid Middle-Earth of them. So hes going around killing things until only men are left but at the end there's going to be a surprise for the men....
Disclaimer: if I owned LOTR, would I be writing fanfiction?
And now, the chappie! Yay!
Regicide in Rivendell By hyper squirrel
King Eldarion of Gondor and his men rode slowly towards Rivendell. They were full of pizza. Finally they reached Rivendell. Elrond was standing on a podium, giving a speech of some sort. Eldarion ran up to Elrond and sliced his head off.
"Oh my God! You killed Elrond!" came a voice from the back of the crowd of Elves. (A/N: think "oh my God! You killed Kenny!" from south park)
Eldarion approached the podium. "Hi, I'm Eldarion, and I just killed your king." He waved at the crowd. "I'd like to thank my makeup artist, my personal trainer-"
"BOO!" yelled the crowd.
"-my hairstylist-"Eldarion continued. The Elves threw rotten tomatoes at him.
"-and we're going to kill you too," Eldarion finished.
"Aaah!" yelled the Elves.
Eldarion and his men killed them all, a head here, a stab there, maybe a whack, well you get the point. They did this until no Elf was left in Rivendell.
TO BE CONTINUED...
A/N: ya so I'm not finished this part of the story it's kinda a 2part story. This chappie & the next. In case you haven't realized, the whole plot is that Eldarion blames everything that's not Man for the death of his father and so wants to rid Middle-Earth of them. So hes going around killing things until only men are left but at the end there's going to be a surprise for the men....