Thank-you ever so much! You people soooooooooooooooo totally rock! Did I mention you rock? You rock!

Hermione Buadelaire

Phred doesn't like you

Neo-Queen Sailor moon (You so rock!)

BlackCherry

Daydreamer13 (You rock ALSO!)

Denise Simpson (DITTO!)

Darkkender

Didi

Kazumon

C. Right (The tribe has spoken)

Jessica (;D)

On with the show!

Disclaimer: You're just sad if you don't know what goes here.

Hermione: Walking up to vote

Malfoy: Hey!

Hermione: Turns What?

Malfoy: Pure Bloods before Mudd bloods.

Hermione: Haven't you ever heard of ladies first?

Malfoy: The only lady I see is Ginny

Hermione: Shove it

Malfoy: Evil Muggle

Hermione: Glares Walks off to vote I Think we all know who should get off Shows the word Ferret boy on her paper

Malfoy: MY TURN!!! Walks up I think we all know who should get off Shows a picture of Hermione picking her nose The Evil Muggle.

Ron: walks up I think Malfoy should be voted off, he keeps on bragging on how he is so cool

Ginny: walks up Sorry Malfoy, even thought you are so hot. This is strategy.

Voldemort: walks up   shows the word Voldemort

Harry: walks up I am voting for Ginny. Sorry, but red heads go last. (No offence! Really! No one take it personally!)

Fred: Walks up Harry you're a fame-hogger. Someone else should need your stinky glory pig. Shows the word glory hogger

George: walks up Like yo, umm… yeah so you know, right yo. Shows the word, Malfoy

Annoying tribal music thingy

Host: I'll go tally up the votes.

Host: First vote, shows everyone the word ferret boy ferret boy

Malfoy: :-S

Host: second vote, shows everybody the pic of Hermione

Hermione: sarcastically Oh geez who could've voted for me everyone stares at Malfoy

Malfoy: sarcastically Harry how could you backstab your best friend?

Harry: blankly

Host: cough third vote goes to… Malfoy

Malfoy: Surprise, surprise.

Host: tribal council scary music thingy when somebody gets voted off First sucker to get throbled off a Cross-over Amazon slash a fanfiction story goes to-

Ron: OKAY I ADMIT IT! I STOLE JERRY SPRINGER'S UNDERWEAR! IT WAS ME! ME, ME, ME! BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT! IT WAS WITH LITTLE DUCKY'S THAT SAID CHICKEN FINGER'S ARE SO SEXY! WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?

Everyone: stare blankly/blah

Voldemort: Say wha?

Harry: All you have to do is…

Voldemort: Say the word,

Harry: I'm there dun, dun, dadadad

Voldemort: I got it

Harry: I have it

Voldemort: I can do anythang

Harry: What you need

Voldemort: Got your back

Harry: Just say the word I'm there

Host: Hold up what a minute, PUT A LITTLE BOOTY IN IT!

Everyone: ...

Host: litallary Okay the person voted off is Malfoy know get off the fanfic before I start a suing!

Malfoy: Glares at Hermione One day-

Hermione; You'll rost a turkey, yeah, yeah, yeah I know NOW GET OFF THE ISLAND!

Malfoy: walks off

Host: Tune in next time on: Big Brother

Producer: (still wearing the bra) Survivor

Host: Whatever.

Day two

Snicket tribe

Olaf: And the girls go:

Sunny: Oh my gosh it's him.

Esme: Sunny oh my freakin God it's really him!

Sunny: I swear to frickin gosh (okay I am not saying the word "God" it would mean it in a bad way (even tho I used it once) you just freakin rock! Please won't you please- (to bad for ppl to hear!)

Violet: Sunny, what have they done to you?

Sunny: This! Pulls out a ring

Violet: Sunny! Looks at Olaf then Sunny don't tell me that-

Sunny: that he told me to clean the ring? Right.

Violet: Oh, wait. Didn't that happen to me when I was in BlackCherry's parody? When he asked me to clean the ring, then to marry him?

Sunny: Yeah so?

Violet: Nothing.

Sunny: Okay

Violet: Yeah

Sunny: Mmm…

Violet: Hmm…

Sunny: nods

Violet: nods

Sunny: shakes head

Violet: shakes head

Sunny: does the booty dance on Olaf

Violet: shrugs does the booty dance on Olaf

Studio

Phred doesn't like you: Hello, I am your substitute host, Phred, the regular host can't be here for an important meeting.

Camera zooms into the Cancun showing the host at the beach trying to get a tan

Phred: Yeah, the important meeting.

Host: looks at camera Like hi, I'm Prema-Donna Barbie.

Camera zooms back to studio

Host: NO WAIT COME BACK LIKE YO!

Back to studio

Phred: Okay before they all kill their selves lets bring out the reward challenge DUN, DUN, DUN!

Snicket tribe comes out.

Phred: Let's go bring out the loser tribe and let's laugh at them, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Producer: Umm… Phred you're supposed to say, " And let's see who's voted off."

Phred: Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever.

Phoenix tribe walks out.

Quigley: HA-HA-Ha-ha… notice's that no ones laughing with him Oh.

Isadora: Yeah dit wit no one's laughing.

Quigley: Hey! I ain't no dit wit!

Sunny: evil glares 50 cents 'Go shorty' starts coming upyou wannabe pimp! Start busting moves out like on You got served

Phoenix tribe: WOOT, WOOT! WOOT, WOOT! GO SUNNY, IT'S YA BIRTHDAY! WERE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S YO BIRTHDAY! OH, OH PARTY OVER HERE!

Al Gore: WOOT, WOOT!

Phoenix tribe: PARTY OVER THERE!

Al Gore: WOOT, WOOT! C'MONE SUNNY PUT SOME BUTT INTO THAT THANG!

Everyone: …

Violet: I thought this fic was Politics free.

Duncan: When?

Violet: Since the author posted that premier poster, you know the try-outs.

Duncan: Oh, we had to try out for our parts?

Quigley: No durr.

Violet: Runs to Duncan don't you ever diss my baby! Rubs Duncan's thighs

Duncan: O.o

Phred: Oh my God Kirby look at his thighs

Hermione Bualdelaire: They are so big, it's like, round, it's like, out there. Ah…

Me [A.k.a Joanna]: PISS OFF!

Kirby: I ain't have to.

Me: Yeah you's do

Kirby: No's I ain't.

Me: FREEK-A-LEEK!

Kirby and Joanna start fighting

Count Olaf: CHICK FIGHT! Take it back stage!

Everyone: FIGHT. FIGHT, FIGHT!

(All of a sudden Alexis, Joanna's sister comes out)

Alexis: Joanna looks at Kirby Mom say's you havta go home, you can do you ficcy thing later.

Kirby: Sqezz's Alexis's cheek's Know little girl, the big girls are talking, go over to the corner and play Barbies. Okay?

Alexis: sticks toungh out Goes off far enough BRITTANY SPEARS WANNABE!

Kirby: Christina whitch!

Alexis: Say it in my face, pimp!

Kirby: I ain't have to you little Pamela Anderson!

Alexis: glares

Kirby: glares

Phred: :-P… Okay, the challenge is that you will play Simon say's.

Isadora: Like OMG this is gonna be tough.

Phred: I know, and to make it tougher, steps aside to show Simon Cowl

Simon: You are bloody pathetic

Isadora: Ohh… I'm so scared.

Simon: Yeah you better be.

Phred: And the game begins!

Four Hours later

Phred: And two members remain, Voldemort—

Voldemort: creepy friendly smile

Phred: And Isadora—

Isadora: I'm your best friend!

Simon: I say, act gay.

Voldemort: But I am!

Everyone:...

Simon: Then act Un-gay

Voldemort: Okay!

Voldemort: with a mic I'd like to tell the world, I'm not gay.

Everyone: tears

Harry: What a Kodak moment!

Isadora: shrugs well you sure can't beet that!

Phred: Pheonix wins immunity!

Phoenix: sarcastically Oh, yay.

Phred: LOOKS LIKE YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED!

Hermione: Wrong fic.

Ron: You mean movie?

Hermione: Whatever.

Phred: Looks like someone's going to tribal console!

Isadora: Really? Who?

Phred: Roles eye's who will be voted off? Tune in next week for: SURVIVOR.

PHEWWWWWWWW! FINALLY! Okay tell me who should be voted off of the SNICKET tribe. Come on, review, you now you wanna.

"The world is quiet here"

                         -Joanna