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Lily looked over her shoulder to see the boys catching up. James and Sirius were ahead while Remus and Peter were lagging behind.
"Are those losers skipping?" she asked, nudging Nicole. Diana turned around as well, and started laughing.
"Fairy boys." She said. "Well, I'm glad they finally realized their true feelings for each other. Its sweet." She was still laughing.
"You're fucking gross." Nicole said, rolling her eyes.
"It is not." Lily said. "It is a beautiful thing. And we're just playing around. If any of them are going to be gay it'd be Remus."
"Hey! He is NOT gay!" she yelled.
"C'mon. All the signs point to it. The monthly disappearances he thinks we don't notice. He's meeting a guy. Oh, not to mention he doesn't seem nearly as interested in shagging girls as the other two whores." Diana said.
"He's nice! You two are just so deprived that you assume that every nice guy, who is sweet and cute is secretly into men. Well it's not true!" Nicole yelled.
"Wow, Nic, calm the hell down, would you. I was merely stating a theory. If you're so sure he's not, then prove it." Lily said.
"How am I going to do that?" Nicole asked.
"Think about it sweety." Lily said.
"No! I'm not going to do that!" she screamed.
"Oh yea, why?" Diana asked, slightly offended.
"Because, I'm not like...well.."
"Us?" Lily said with an attitude.
"I didn't mean that." Nicole said.
"Yea, ok, whatever. Do what you want with the faggot, ok? But don't ask us for advice if you're just going to be a bitch about it." Diana spat.
"Besides, you know I'm a virgin so I don't even know why you would even insinuate that." Lily said.
"Sorry. Hey look there's Katrina, lets go say hi." Nicole said. Lily and Diana just shrugged and went after Nicole.
About 20 feel away, two Slytherins were eying the gorgeous Gryffindors like two hungry tigers.
"Is it just me," One of them said. "Or did those girls get seriously hot over the summer?"
"Oh yea. And their skirts are so short. It's like they want us to stare." The other said.
"Vixens. And look at Renton. She has the most perfect breasts I think I have ever seen."
"Look at Lily, could that ass be any tighter?"
"Oh Severus old boy. Are you going to try to hit that this year?"
"Please. She wants nothing to do with me, Lucius."
"Well I will tell you one thing. Renton is mine, I'll make sure of that." He sniggered.
"Yea ok." Severus said, rolling his eyes.
All of the students gathered into the great hall for the sorting ceremony. A bunch of eager first years gathered in the front while Lily and the girls, plus the boys gathered in the back. The girls were slightly in front. They all had smug expressions on their faces, each planning something else.
"So when do you want to do it?" Diana eagerly asked Lily.
"Soon, lets just wait until the names get called first." Lily answered. Diana nodded.
"Ok, let's do this now." Sirius said, impatiently, from the back of the crowd.
"No wait. It has to be perfect." James said.
"Ok, are you ready?" Lily said some minutes later, smiling at Diana.
"Oh yea." She said.
"Wands at the ready." James said finally.
"I'm not doing it." Remus suddenly said.
"What?" Sirius said. "You promised."
"Well forget it, I don't want detention and it's just too embarrassing."
"Uh, fine." James said rolling his eyes. "Ready, one..."
"Two.." Lily said, pointing her wand in back of her.
"Three.. Sirius said.
"Hold on." Diana said, her expression changing.
"What?" Lily asked annoyed.
"Don't you feel that?" Diana asked.
"Feel what?" Lily said, and then she paused. "Oh....what the hell is that?"
"Are you two alright?" Nicole said, with a perplexed expression on her face.
"That's strange. It feels like it's almost..." Lily started.
"Vibrating." Diana said, still confused.
Nicole laughed. "Are you serious?"
"Shut up." Lily said. She tried crossing her legs but that seemed to only intensify it. "Shit." She said.
"Oh my god." Diana said, grabbing Lily's shoulder. After about two minutes they were practically sweating.
"How do you feel?" Nicole asked, concerned.
"Well...good, surprisingly, annoyingly good." Lily said, biting her lip.
"I don't know how much longer I can take this." Diana said, squinting.
Then Nicole looked behind them to see Sirius and James trying extremely hard to hold in their laughter. Remus was just shaking his head. People were beginning to stare at the girls in amusement. They weren't exactly being discreet. Then the teachers noticed them squirming and McGonagal raised a frustrated brow at them. They began breathing in and out hard as people began to laugh. The first years were incredibly confused.
Then Lily noticed Nicole looking past them and she swiftly turned her head. She pinched Diana, legs still crossed, and she turned around as well. There stood James and Sirius, laughing like idiots. It infuriated them and they knew it was them. When they noticed the girls looking at them they simply looked at each other and took a bow in front of the whole school. They got some applause and laughter.
Suddenly Diana couldn't hold it in anymore, neither could Lily.
"Black! Potter!" They screamed.
"I'll kill you!" Lily said to James and began to run to him. Not wanting to be trampled he began to run, not out of fear, but sport.
"You're dead Black!" Diana yelled and did the same. The boys were still hysterical as they were running. They changed direction and headed out into the hall. They ran into the boys bathroom and slammed the door behind them.
"Brilliant!" Sirius said, slightly out of breath. They both high fived each other.
"What did I tell you?" James began. "I am a genius." He said, congratulating himself.
"That you are. Oh my god, did you see their faces, they practically came right there." Sirius said, hysterical.
"Yes. And they are furious that it was because of us. Ah revenge, it is really too sweet."
"Hey assholes!" they heard as four angry fists pounded the door.
"You two are so fucking dead!" Lily screamed. They just stood there laughing. They had locked the door and they ere too angry to unlock it.
Soon they heard the girls being pulled away and asked to return to the common rooms. Everyone apparently forgot about the feast and ordered everyone to his or her rooms.
"They secretly love us for it, you know." Sirius. "I bet that's the best they've ever had." He sniggered.
"Naturally. They should be thanking us." James said.
"Oh they will...later." Sirius smirked as he pulled a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket. They each lit one as they toasted each other on their achievement, and couldn't wait to get to the common room to see what they would do.
"Brilliant, " James said, "Bloody brilliant." They spent the next half an hour laughing their asses off some more.
*that's it! next chapter will be in the common room, I haven't decided yet what it is going to be about, oh well. Don't forget to Review! And thanks to those who did! You guys are awesome!*
Lily looked over her shoulder to see the boys catching up. James and Sirius were ahead while Remus and Peter were lagging behind.
"Are those losers skipping?" she asked, nudging Nicole. Diana turned around as well, and started laughing.
"Fairy boys." She said. "Well, I'm glad they finally realized their true feelings for each other. Its sweet." She was still laughing.
"You're fucking gross." Nicole said, rolling her eyes.
"It is not." Lily said. "It is a beautiful thing. And we're just playing around. If any of them are going to be gay it'd be Remus."
"Hey! He is NOT gay!" she yelled.
"C'mon. All the signs point to it. The monthly disappearances he thinks we don't notice. He's meeting a guy. Oh, not to mention he doesn't seem nearly as interested in shagging girls as the other two whores." Diana said.
"He's nice! You two are just so deprived that you assume that every nice guy, who is sweet and cute is secretly into men. Well it's not true!" Nicole yelled.
"Wow, Nic, calm the hell down, would you. I was merely stating a theory. If you're so sure he's not, then prove it." Lily said.
"How am I going to do that?" Nicole asked.
"Think about it sweety." Lily said.
"No! I'm not going to do that!" she screamed.
"Oh yea, why?" Diana asked, slightly offended.
"Because, I'm not like...well.."
"Us?" Lily said with an attitude.
"I didn't mean that." Nicole said.
"Yea, ok, whatever. Do what you want with the faggot, ok? But don't ask us for advice if you're just going to be a bitch about it." Diana spat.
"Besides, you know I'm a virgin so I don't even know why you would even insinuate that." Lily said.
"Sorry. Hey look there's Katrina, lets go say hi." Nicole said. Lily and Diana just shrugged and went after Nicole.
About 20 feel away, two Slytherins were eying the gorgeous Gryffindors like two hungry tigers.
"Is it just me," One of them said. "Or did those girls get seriously hot over the summer?"
"Oh yea. And their skirts are so short. It's like they want us to stare." The other said.
"Vixens. And look at Renton. She has the most perfect breasts I think I have ever seen."
"Look at Lily, could that ass be any tighter?"
"Oh Severus old boy. Are you going to try to hit that this year?"
"Please. She wants nothing to do with me, Lucius."
"Well I will tell you one thing. Renton is mine, I'll make sure of that." He sniggered.
"Yea ok." Severus said, rolling his eyes.
All of the students gathered into the great hall for the sorting ceremony. A bunch of eager first years gathered in the front while Lily and the girls, plus the boys gathered in the back. The girls were slightly in front. They all had smug expressions on their faces, each planning something else.
"So when do you want to do it?" Diana eagerly asked Lily.
"Soon, lets just wait until the names get called first." Lily answered. Diana nodded.
"Ok, let's do this now." Sirius said, impatiently, from the back of the crowd.
"No wait. It has to be perfect." James said.
"Ok, are you ready?" Lily said some minutes later, smiling at Diana.
"Oh yea." She said.
"Wands at the ready." James said finally.
"I'm not doing it." Remus suddenly said.
"What?" Sirius said. "You promised."
"Well forget it, I don't want detention and it's just too embarrassing."
"Uh, fine." James said rolling his eyes. "Ready, one..."
"Two.." Lily said, pointing her wand in back of her.
"Three.. Sirius said.
"Hold on." Diana said, her expression changing.
"What?" Lily asked annoyed.
"Don't you feel that?" Diana asked.
"Feel what?" Lily said, and then she paused. "Oh....what the hell is that?"
"Are you two alright?" Nicole said, with a perplexed expression on her face.
"That's strange. It feels like it's almost..." Lily started.
"Vibrating." Diana said, still confused.
Nicole laughed. "Are you serious?"
"Shut up." Lily said. She tried crossing her legs but that seemed to only intensify it. "Shit." She said.
"Oh my god." Diana said, grabbing Lily's shoulder. After about two minutes they were practically sweating.
"How do you feel?" Nicole asked, concerned.
"Well...good, surprisingly, annoyingly good." Lily said, biting her lip.
"I don't know how much longer I can take this." Diana said, squinting.
Then Nicole looked behind them to see Sirius and James trying extremely hard to hold in their laughter. Remus was just shaking his head. People were beginning to stare at the girls in amusement. They weren't exactly being discreet. Then the teachers noticed them squirming and McGonagal raised a frustrated brow at them. They began breathing in and out hard as people began to laugh. The first years were incredibly confused.
Then Lily noticed Nicole looking past them and she swiftly turned her head. She pinched Diana, legs still crossed, and she turned around as well. There stood James and Sirius, laughing like idiots. It infuriated them and they knew it was them. When they noticed the girls looking at them they simply looked at each other and took a bow in front of the whole school. They got some applause and laughter.
Suddenly Diana couldn't hold it in anymore, neither could Lily.
"Black! Potter!" They screamed.
"I'll kill you!" Lily said to James and began to run to him. Not wanting to be trampled he began to run, not out of fear, but sport.
"You're dead Black!" Diana yelled and did the same. The boys were still hysterical as they were running. They changed direction and headed out into the hall. They ran into the boys bathroom and slammed the door behind them.
"Brilliant!" Sirius said, slightly out of breath. They both high fived each other.
"What did I tell you?" James began. "I am a genius." He said, congratulating himself.
"That you are. Oh my god, did you see their faces, they practically came right there." Sirius said, hysterical.
"Yes. And they are furious that it was because of us. Ah revenge, it is really too sweet."
"Hey assholes!" they heard as four angry fists pounded the door.
"You two are so fucking dead!" Lily screamed. They just stood there laughing. They had locked the door and they ere too angry to unlock it.
Soon they heard the girls being pulled away and asked to return to the common rooms. Everyone apparently forgot about the feast and ordered everyone to his or her rooms.
"They secretly love us for it, you know." Sirius. "I bet that's the best they've ever had." He sniggered.
"Naturally. They should be thanking us." James said.
"Oh they will...later." Sirius smirked as he pulled a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket. They each lit one as they toasted each other on their achievement, and couldn't wait to get to the common room to see what they would do.
"Brilliant, " James said, "Bloody brilliant." They spent the next half an hour laughing their asses off some more.
*that's it! next chapter will be in the common room, I haven't decided yet what it is going to be about, oh well. Don't forget to Review! And thanks to those who did! You guys are awesome!*