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Diana and Lily burst into the common room in such a rage that students actually flew to their dormitories so they wouldn't get in the way of their catastrophic tempers. They paid no attention to the students around them, however, they were too busy being infuriated to care about anyone else. Remus and Nicole were sitting on opposite couches and exchanged one look only, before rolling their eyes at their common misfortune.
Lily and Diana's dorm was the same as previous years. They shared a room because they were both prefects. They threw open the door and stomped in the room without saying a word. When Diana safely closed the door Lily unleashed the redheaded temper within her.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THEM!!!THOSE PERVERTS!" She screamed. Diana joined her, her temper being that of the Hispanic, Italian pistol she was.
"I'M GOING TO KILL THEM!!! THEY ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD!!" Diana bellowed.
"Dead!? I'm going to castrate them! Ergggggg, I can't believe they thought they were going to get away with this! Oh they'll pay, believe me!" Lily screamed.
"Oh I am humiliated!!! In front of the whole school! And Dumbledore! Ohhhhh, god it's so embarrassing. Oh wait until they get up here. They are going to get seriously fucked up, I'm telling you." She schemed as she plopped down on the bed.
"I can't believe they sunk this low, even for them. You know, I really thought I hated Potter but now, I just wish I had a long, sharp knife so I could cut off the genitals that gave him that brilliant idea." Lily said folding her arms.
"Please. They fucked the wrong bitches." Diana said, still fuming.
"Oh they only wish they did. This is so not over."
"Not in the least." She bluntly stated.
Then they heard more applause coming from the common room, and two pompous cries of triumph. Sirius and James had just entered the common room. Lily and Diana jumped up immediately. Then Nicole burst through the door, knowing that they were furious.
"Now listen, calm down. Please, please, please, don't start anything now please..." she pleaded.
"Nicole, I love you, but move!" Lily said, her face turning as red as her hair (An: I know this is totally overused but I couldn't resist : )
"No, you'll get into so much trouble, really..." Nicole started.
"Oh, Fuck this!" Diana yelled as she pushed Nicole out of the way. Lily followed, mouthing an "I'm sorry" to Nicole before leaving the room. Nicole just put her hands on her hips and sighed. Remus came up next to her.
"God, it never ends!" she frustratingly said to him. He turned a little red.
"Yea, it's pathetic." He said, running a nervous hand through his hair. They both felt a little awkward so they kind of just both smiled weakly and turned their heads.
Diana and Lily were walking side by side, quickly and purposefully searching for their victims. They glanced over the railing to find that they weren't in the common room. Then they made their way to their dorms. Sirius and James shared a dorm. They had also been prefects.
They rushed to the entrance to find it locked. Of course, Lily thought.
"Alohomora!" Diana sternly stated as if she took the words right out of Lily's mouth. Then she kicked the door open to add a little drama. She liked being more dramatic than necessary.
James and Sirius were there, sitting on their respective beds, smoking and drinking beer they had smuggled from home, continually congratulating each other.
"YOU!" They both screamed. They jumped up, amused and startled at the same time. They were expecting this.
"Prepare to die!" Diana screamed.
"Whoa, whoa, hold on there Renton. A bit dramatic don't you think?" Sirius stated.
"No, I don't think so. Say goodbye to your balls boys!" she said, smirking. They just burst out laughing.
"Shut up!" Lily screamed as she took out her wand. Then she shut the door. "You two have officially crossed the line." Then Diana pulled out her wand. The two boys just looked at each other. Before they could grab theirs Lily screamed.
"Tarantallegra!" Lily screamed, initiating the duel. Well it was more than a duel really since there was four of them. Suddenly Sirius' legs began moving in all directions, tripping him. He fell to the floor while his legs went out of control.
"Not laughing now, are you Black?" Diana smirked. He couldn't reach for his wand, so he was determined to stay that way until he was released. James actually started laughing, not really meaning too, since he did feel bad.
"Think it's funny do you Potter, well you wished you never laughed soon. Rictusempra!" Lily yelled. Suddenly James flew to the other side of the room and started laughing harder, and he was clutching his stomach. Lily had used the tickling charm.
Lily and Diana just looked at each other. They weren't satisfied.
"This is childish." Diana said.
"Second years could do better." Diana answered, knowingly. She shook her head and looked at the pitiful idiots on the floor.
"I've got it." Lily said, smiling.
"Well, what?"" Diana said, wide eyed and excited. Then Lily whispered something into Diana's ear. Her grin grew wider as she absorbed the details. James and Sirius just looked at them in horror.
"What the hell are you going to do to us?" Sirius said, in between being thrashed about the room.
"Nothing." Lily casually replied. "See you in the great hall." Then they both left. They had released the boys from their spells and they were left just sitting there on the floor, confused and somewhat disappointed.
"That's it." James said.
"That couldn't have been it." Sirius replied. They sat there, perplexed and annoyed until Remus came in.
"What the bloody hell are you two doing on the floor? Will you come on; they've called us down for dinner." He said with an annoyed expression on his face.
They got up and followed Remus out. They both had to admit that they were a little jittery, considering they had no idea what the girls would do to them, and they knew it would be bad.
They came down to find the girls already seated and made sure to get a seat at the complete opposite of the table. They caught the girls several times looking at them, and they just quickly averted their eyes.
"So when should we do it?" Diana asked.
"Are you two kidding me?" Nicole said, rolling her eyes. "You can't do anything here, everyone's around."
"Precisely. Everyone is still talking about us so we'll just have to distract them a bit." Lily said.
"But those two haven't even gotten in trouble yet, and you're already planning their downfall?" Nicole asked.
"Of course, and it's brilliant too. We'll show them precisely how perverted we can be as well. Isn't that right Lil?" Diana said.
"Yep." Then they heard the sound of a glass clanging and they knew the announcements were about to start. Dumbledore stood up and everyone became silent.
"First of all, due to the disruption earlier today, I would just like everyone to note that blatant immaturity will not be tolerated. It has gone far enough, and I will say that whoever was responsible, and that was made quite obvious, will be punished."
There were snickers among the crowd and a few laughs and Sirius and James just smiled and waved at everyone. Then they caught Diana and Lily giving them evil stares.
"Alright, alright, settle down everyone, settle down. Secondly I would like to announce that this year we will hold a ball to celebrate the beginning of the school year. It will be held on September 19, and will be for fifth years and up." Cheers and a few claps were heard from the crowd and everyone suddenly got excited, well, all except the first-fourth years.
"Now, with that said, I would just like to wish you all luck with your schoolwork, be careful, and have a wonderful year. Thank you." Dumbledore sat down and the food magically appeared on the tables. The girls and the boys ate in silence while the boys chatted away about the upcoming Quidditch season. James was captain this year after all.
"Ok, Di are you ready?" Lily eagerly asked.
"Hell yes." She replied and put down her fork. They each grabbed their wands and subtly pointed it at Sirius and James. "After you."
"Ok, Wingardium Leviosa." She whispered. Just then, James was lifted up in the air. He was a little startled and didn't really know what to make of it. Then, right after Diana muttered the same thing, Sirius joined him.
They stopped 50 feet in the air. The whole school could see them. The professors sighed while some of the first years got up to look.
"You know, Renton this is really childish!" Sirius screamed.
"What could this possible accomplish?" James yelled down to them.
"Oh we're not finished Potter!" Lily yelled up, it was pretty obvious that it was them.
Lily and Diana held up their wands and shouted something in unison. It seemed to have no affect on their outward appearances. They were confused because they noticed nothing different.
"Is that the best you could do?" James shouted.
"I have the biggest wedgie right now." Sirius whispered to James. He nodded but thought that it was a little too much info for him. He however, had one too.
"Accio shirts!" they shouted and suddenly their shirts flew off them in no time. They seemed to not really care. The girls caught them and threw them on the floor.
Then they began summoning everything they were wearing, including shoes and socks.
"You know, it's really quite chilly up here Evans!" James said, although he and Sirius were beginning to get a little nervous. They wondered how far the girls would go.
Then, smirking once more, Lily and Diana shouted "Accio Pants!" and they were instantly removed. A roar of laughter erupted from the great hall. Even Nicole looked up and started giggling. Remus put his hand over his mouth and stared. He couldn't hold in his laughter either.
It wasn't that they were in their underwear, which had been done.
"Ladies and gentlemen, James Potter and Sirius Black, the REAL men of Hogwarts!" Lily shouted. The laughter only grew louder.
Now, it was revealed to all that Sirius and James, the biggest players the school had ever seen, were fifty feet high, wearing nothing but bright pink thongs.
"You know Black, I'm sensing some shrinkage, and you look a bit small up there!" Diana shouted.
"Renton!!!!" he screamed. This definitely hurt his reputation.
"Next time think twice about snapping my knickers you prick!" she yelled back.
"You'll pay for this Evans!" James yelled.
"Why don't you tell me something I haven't heard Potter!" Lily screamed.
"Get us down!" he screamed.
"I think you two look quite pretty up there if I do say so myself!" she shot back. "It's really becoming! I think I like it better than the dress!"
"Enough!" they all heard a shout and suddenly the room became deafeningly quiet. It was McGonagal. "Now I am sick of this!" she said, outing her hands on her hips.
"I am ashamed of both of you. I would never expect something this childish from you two. Your job is to set an example, not make a mockery of our rules! I want both of you in Professor Dumbledore's office immediately!" she shouted.
"But professor." Lily began.
"Silence Miss Evans, now go! And everyone else, back to your seats and finish your meals!"
"Um, professor?"
She looked up. "Oh right." She said, rolling her eyes. She muttered a spell and the boys came traveling down slowly, gripping their privates. They were in a fowl mood when they came down. McGonalgal threw them their clothes. "Now you two, the office, Now!"
"Hey we were the victims!" James shouted.
"Don't you shout at me, Mr. Potter. Did you really think you were going to get off this afternoon without any detention? Go! Now!"
Sirius and James put their clothes back on right there and followed her into Dumbledore's office. They were pissed when they entered and even more when they saw Lily and Diana there, smirking. But they were baffled to find a very amused Albus Dumbledore, laughing uncontrollably in his armchair.
(Ok, so they got them back, yippee! Next chapter: Detention! Ooo what fun! Let's just see what trouble they are going to get into, hmmm. And thanks for the reviews guys!!! You all rock! )
Diana and Lily burst into the common room in such a rage that students actually flew to their dormitories so they wouldn't get in the way of their catastrophic tempers. They paid no attention to the students around them, however, they were too busy being infuriated to care about anyone else. Remus and Nicole were sitting on opposite couches and exchanged one look only, before rolling their eyes at their common misfortune.
Lily and Diana's dorm was the same as previous years. They shared a room because they were both prefects. They threw open the door and stomped in the room without saying a word. When Diana safely closed the door Lily unleashed the redheaded temper within her.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THEM!!!THOSE PERVERTS!" She screamed. Diana joined her, her temper being that of the Hispanic, Italian pistol she was.
"I'M GOING TO KILL THEM!!! THEY ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD!!" Diana bellowed.
"Dead!? I'm going to castrate them! Ergggggg, I can't believe they thought they were going to get away with this! Oh they'll pay, believe me!" Lily screamed.
"Oh I am humiliated!!! In front of the whole school! And Dumbledore! Ohhhhh, god it's so embarrassing. Oh wait until they get up here. They are going to get seriously fucked up, I'm telling you." She schemed as she plopped down on the bed.
"I can't believe they sunk this low, even for them. You know, I really thought I hated Potter but now, I just wish I had a long, sharp knife so I could cut off the genitals that gave him that brilliant idea." Lily said folding her arms.
"Please. They fucked the wrong bitches." Diana said, still fuming.
"Oh they only wish they did. This is so not over."
"Not in the least." She bluntly stated.
Then they heard more applause coming from the common room, and two pompous cries of triumph. Sirius and James had just entered the common room. Lily and Diana jumped up immediately. Then Nicole burst through the door, knowing that they were furious.
"Now listen, calm down. Please, please, please, don't start anything now please..." she pleaded.
"Nicole, I love you, but move!" Lily said, her face turning as red as her hair (An: I know this is totally overused but I couldn't resist : )
"No, you'll get into so much trouble, really..." Nicole started.
"Oh, Fuck this!" Diana yelled as she pushed Nicole out of the way. Lily followed, mouthing an "I'm sorry" to Nicole before leaving the room. Nicole just put her hands on her hips and sighed. Remus came up next to her.
"God, it never ends!" she frustratingly said to him. He turned a little red.
"Yea, it's pathetic." He said, running a nervous hand through his hair. They both felt a little awkward so they kind of just both smiled weakly and turned their heads.
Diana and Lily were walking side by side, quickly and purposefully searching for their victims. They glanced over the railing to find that they weren't in the common room. Then they made their way to their dorms. Sirius and James shared a dorm. They had also been prefects.
They rushed to the entrance to find it locked. Of course, Lily thought.
"Alohomora!" Diana sternly stated as if she took the words right out of Lily's mouth. Then she kicked the door open to add a little drama. She liked being more dramatic than necessary.
James and Sirius were there, sitting on their respective beds, smoking and drinking beer they had smuggled from home, continually congratulating each other.
"YOU!" They both screamed. They jumped up, amused and startled at the same time. They were expecting this.
"Prepare to die!" Diana screamed.
"Whoa, whoa, hold on there Renton. A bit dramatic don't you think?" Sirius stated.
"No, I don't think so. Say goodbye to your balls boys!" she said, smirking. They just burst out laughing.
"Shut up!" Lily screamed as she took out her wand. Then she shut the door. "You two have officially crossed the line." Then Diana pulled out her wand. The two boys just looked at each other. Before they could grab theirs Lily screamed.
"Tarantallegra!" Lily screamed, initiating the duel. Well it was more than a duel really since there was four of them. Suddenly Sirius' legs began moving in all directions, tripping him. He fell to the floor while his legs went out of control.
"Not laughing now, are you Black?" Diana smirked. He couldn't reach for his wand, so he was determined to stay that way until he was released. James actually started laughing, not really meaning too, since he did feel bad.
"Think it's funny do you Potter, well you wished you never laughed soon. Rictusempra!" Lily yelled. Suddenly James flew to the other side of the room and started laughing harder, and he was clutching his stomach. Lily had used the tickling charm.
Lily and Diana just looked at each other. They weren't satisfied.
"This is childish." Diana said.
"Second years could do better." Diana answered, knowingly. She shook her head and looked at the pitiful idiots on the floor.
"I've got it." Lily said, smiling.
"Well, what?"" Diana said, wide eyed and excited. Then Lily whispered something into Diana's ear. Her grin grew wider as she absorbed the details. James and Sirius just looked at them in horror.
"What the hell are you going to do to us?" Sirius said, in between being thrashed about the room.
"Nothing." Lily casually replied. "See you in the great hall." Then they both left. They had released the boys from their spells and they were left just sitting there on the floor, confused and somewhat disappointed.
"That's it." James said.
"That couldn't have been it." Sirius replied. They sat there, perplexed and annoyed until Remus came in.
"What the bloody hell are you two doing on the floor? Will you come on; they've called us down for dinner." He said with an annoyed expression on his face.
They got up and followed Remus out. They both had to admit that they were a little jittery, considering they had no idea what the girls would do to them, and they knew it would be bad.
They came down to find the girls already seated and made sure to get a seat at the complete opposite of the table. They caught the girls several times looking at them, and they just quickly averted their eyes.
"So when should we do it?" Diana asked.
"Are you two kidding me?" Nicole said, rolling her eyes. "You can't do anything here, everyone's around."
"Precisely. Everyone is still talking about us so we'll just have to distract them a bit." Lily said.
"But those two haven't even gotten in trouble yet, and you're already planning their downfall?" Nicole asked.
"Of course, and it's brilliant too. We'll show them precisely how perverted we can be as well. Isn't that right Lil?" Diana said.
"Yep." Then they heard the sound of a glass clanging and they knew the announcements were about to start. Dumbledore stood up and everyone became silent.
"First of all, due to the disruption earlier today, I would just like everyone to note that blatant immaturity will not be tolerated. It has gone far enough, and I will say that whoever was responsible, and that was made quite obvious, will be punished."
There were snickers among the crowd and a few laughs and Sirius and James just smiled and waved at everyone. Then they caught Diana and Lily giving them evil stares.
"Alright, alright, settle down everyone, settle down. Secondly I would like to announce that this year we will hold a ball to celebrate the beginning of the school year. It will be held on September 19, and will be for fifth years and up." Cheers and a few claps were heard from the crowd and everyone suddenly got excited, well, all except the first-fourth years.
"Now, with that said, I would just like to wish you all luck with your schoolwork, be careful, and have a wonderful year. Thank you." Dumbledore sat down and the food magically appeared on the tables. The girls and the boys ate in silence while the boys chatted away about the upcoming Quidditch season. James was captain this year after all.
"Ok, Di are you ready?" Lily eagerly asked.
"Hell yes." She replied and put down her fork. They each grabbed their wands and subtly pointed it at Sirius and James. "After you."
"Ok, Wingardium Leviosa." She whispered. Just then, James was lifted up in the air. He was a little startled and didn't really know what to make of it. Then, right after Diana muttered the same thing, Sirius joined him.
They stopped 50 feet in the air. The whole school could see them. The professors sighed while some of the first years got up to look.
"You know, Renton this is really childish!" Sirius screamed.
"What could this possible accomplish?" James yelled down to them.
"Oh we're not finished Potter!" Lily yelled up, it was pretty obvious that it was them.
Lily and Diana held up their wands and shouted something in unison. It seemed to have no affect on their outward appearances. They were confused because they noticed nothing different.
"Is that the best you could do?" James shouted.
"I have the biggest wedgie right now." Sirius whispered to James. He nodded but thought that it was a little too much info for him. He however, had one too.
"Accio shirts!" they shouted and suddenly their shirts flew off them in no time. They seemed to not really care. The girls caught them and threw them on the floor.
Then they began summoning everything they were wearing, including shoes and socks.
"You know, it's really quite chilly up here Evans!" James said, although he and Sirius were beginning to get a little nervous. They wondered how far the girls would go.
Then, smirking once more, Lily and Diana shouted "Accio Pants!" and they were instantly removed. A roar of laughter erupted from the great hall. Even Nicole looked up and started giggling. Remus put his hand over his mouth and stared. He couldn't hold in his laughter either.
It wasn't that they were in their underwear, which had been done.
"Ladies and gentlemen, James Potter and Sirius Black, the REAL men of Hogwarts!" Lily shouted. The laughter only grew louder.
Now, it was revealed to all that Sirius and James, the biggest players the school had ever seen, were fifty feet high, wearing nothing but bright pink thongs.
"You know Black, I'm sensing some shrinkage, and you look a bit small up there!" Diana shouted.
"Renton!!!!" he screamed. This definitely hurt his reputation.
"Next time think twice about snapping my knickers you prick!" she yelled back.
"You'll pay for this Evans!" James yelled.
"Why don't you tell me something I haven't heard Potter!" Lily screamed.
"Get us down!" he screamed.
"I think you two look quite pretty up there if I do say so myself!" she shot back. "It's really becoming! I think I like it better than the dress!"
"Enough!" they all heard a shout and suddenly the room became deafeningly quiet. It was McGonagal. "Now I am sick of this!" she said, outing her hands on her hips.
"I am ashamed of both of you. I would never expect something this childish from you two. Your job is to set an example, not make a mockery of our rules! I want both of you in Professor Dumbledore's office immediately!" she shouted.
"But professor." Lily began.
"Silence Miss Evans, now go! And everyone else, back to your seats and finish your meals!"
"Um, professor?"
She looked up. "Oh right." She said, rolling her eyes. She muttered a spell and the boys came traveling down slowly, gripping their privates. They were in a fowl mood when they came down. McGonalgal threw them their clothes. "Now you two, the office, Now!"
"Hey we were the victims!" James shouted.
"Don't you shout at me, Mr. Potter. Did you really think you were going to get off this afternoon without any detention? Go! Now!"
Sirius and James put their clothes back on right there and followed her into Dumbledore's office. They were pissed when they entered and even more when they saw Lily and Diana there, smirking. But they were baffled to find a very amused Albus Dumbledore, laughing uncontrollably in his armchair.
(Ok, so they got them back, yippee! Next chapter: Detention! Ooo what fun! Let's just see what trouble they are going to get into, hmmm. And thanks for the reviews guys!!! You all rock! )