I'm sick of disclaimers. I don't own Flame of Recca, but I will someday when I achieve world domination. So there. You can have a piece of anybody else for a price, but Raiha's MINE.
Uruha Nightmares
These are simply the nightmares of the Uruha. Or what I think they'd be. I've labeled them, but you can cover the names and guess if you like. I've done my best to make them as typical as possible. Enjoy!
-Ikazuchi-chan
Mikoto:
'I'm standing in a field. Grass. Ick. I HATE grass. It's got life. You wanna give me a plant, you give me poison ivy. Or Mokuren. Now THAT'S a plant. Oh my gosh... I don't believe it. What ARE those things? Aaaahhhh... No... DON'T DO THIS TO ME! Fluffypinkbunnyrabbits Aaaahhhh... NO NOT THE BUNNIES! Fluffypinkbunnyrabbits... thrashes around'
Neon:
'Visitors, Kurei-sama? Yes, I'll go get them immediately. At the front door, now? Right, I'll bring them straight to your room. Ohaiyo gozaimasu! Hmmm... the girl over there looks familiar... very familiar... now where have I seen her before? Oh, you'd like to see Kurei-sama? Right this way, please. I don't have a good feeling about this. There's just SOMETHING about this girl. Oh, what's your name, miss? Kureinai...? You've got to be kidding. You... you haven't seen Kurei-sama for a long time, and you miss him? Hai, hai, I... I understand. This can't be. What's she doing here? She should be dead! Nooooo...'
Kirin:
'But Rasen, I can't watch Baywatch! I just can't!'
Genjuro:
'Not another wrinkle!'
Noroi:
'Not the flying coffins again! I tell you, my time isn't up yet! Okay fine, so it was long ago... Nooooo... not the coffins!"
Joker:
'What do you mean, you threw out all my hats, Neon-han? And my clothes? My fashion sense wasn't THAT bad. And how am I going to cover my eyes now? And all my baggy clothes... NO, they're not for hiding the fact that I'm skinny. Neon-han, wait! That's my favourite baseball cap! What do you mean, you're going to get a new wardrobe for me? But I LIKE my clothes the way they are...'
Kirito:
'It's broken! The Rinne! Now let's see... how old am I, hmmm? Eeps! No way... I looks like Genjuro's wife! I knew I should have died at the hands of the long-haired man and that little boy.'
Aoi:
'Great. So I'm going to an all-girls university. What about my social life?'
Kamui:
'No, Kurei-sama, PLEASE. Don't make me work in an office as a secretary... think of all the ADULTS. And all the women... please, no!
Gaoh:
'Willy Wonka's is closing down?'
Soukakusai:
'Nooooo... a boy scout camp... what about the girls...'
Mokuren:
'Cow... goat... horse... Aaaahhhh... not the herbivores!'
Kurei:
'Argh. Why do I keep seeing all these 'War of the Clones' posters EVERYWHERE?'
Raiha:
'But... Fuuko-san? What's that ring on your third finger? Oh, you're engaged to Domon-san... congratulations! I... I can't tell you how... happy I am for you! Oh no, I don't mind, not at all. Do... do invite me to the wedding. Yes, bye then... DAMN.'
Yes, that's all. I do hope it was okay... but still. It's only my third fanfic. Okay fine, so not exactly a FIC. And I'm young. I've got time.
Uruha Nightmares
These are simply the nightmares of the Uruha. Or what I think they'd be. I've labeled them, but you can cover the names and guess if you like. I've done my best to make them as typical as possible. Enjoy!
-Ikazuchi-chan
Mikoto:
'I'm standing in a field. Grass. Ick. I HATE grass. It's got life. You wanna give me a plant, you give me poison ivy. Or Mokuren. Now THAT'S a plant. Oh my gosh... I don't believe it. What ARE those things? Aaaahhhh... No... DON'T DO THIS TO ME! Fluffypinkbunnyrabbits Aaaahhhh... NO NOT THE BUNNIES! Fluffypinkbunnyrabbits... thrashes around'
Neon:
'Visitors, Kurei-sama? Yes, I'll go get them immediately. At the front door, now? Right, I'll bring them straight to your room. Ohaiyo gozaimasu! Hmmm... the girl over there looks familiar... very familiar... now where have I seen her before? Oh, you'd like to see Kurei-sama? Right this way, please. I don't have a good feeling about this. There's just SOMETHING about this girl. Oh, what's your name, miss? Kureinai...? You've got to be kidding. You... you haven't seen Kurei-sama for a long time, and you miss him? Hai, hai, I... I understand. This can't be. What's she doing here? She should be dead! Nooooo...'
Kirin:
'But Rasen, I can't watch Baywatch! I just can't!'
Genjuro:
'Not another wrinkle!'
Noroi:
'Not the flying coffins again! I tell you, my time isn't up yet! Okay fine, so it was long ago... Nooooo... not the coffins!"
Joker:
'What do you mean, you threw out all my hats, Neon-han? And my clothes? My fashion sense wasn't THAT bad. And how am I going to cover my eyes now? And all my baggy clothes... NO, they're not for hiding the fact that I'm skinny. Neon-han, wait! That's my favourite baseball cap! What do you mean, you're going to get a new wardrobe for me? But I LIKE my clothes the way they are...'
Kirito:
'It's broken! The Rinne! Now let's see... how old am I, hmmm? Eeps! No way... I looks like Genjuro's wife! I knew I should have died at the hands of the long-haired man and that little boy.'
Aoi:
'Great. So I'm going to an all-girls university. What about my social life?'
Kamui:
'No, Kurei-sama, PLEASE. Don't make me work in an office as a secretary... think of all the ADULTS. And all the women... please, no!
Gaoh:
'Willy Wonka's is closing down?'
Soukakusai:
'Nooooo... a boy scout camp... what about the girls...'
Mokuren:
'Cow... goat... horse... Aaaahhhh... not the herbivores!'
Kurei:
'Argh. Why do I keep seeing all these 'War of the Clones' posters EVERYWHERE?'
Raiha:
'But... Fuuko-san? What's that ring on your third finger? Oh, you're engaged to Domon-san... congratulations! I... I can't tell you how... happy I am for you! Oh no, I don't mind, not at all. Do... do invite me to the wedding. Yes, bye then... DAMN.'
Yes, that's all. I do hope it was okay... but still. It's only my third fanfic. Okay fine, so not exactly a FIC. And I'm young. I've got time.