Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yugi, nor do I own Twinkies!
Muahahahahahahahaha! Oh, wait... That's bad...
Hi, everyone. My friend and I just thought this up on a groggy and rainy old day. Hope you enjoy!
Miaka slowly opened the cover of the Universe of Four Gods holding a mysterious box with the word "Hostess" on it. She soon found herself in Hong-Nan. She walked up to Tamahome, Nuriko, Amiboshi, Chiriko, Chichiri, Tasuki, Mitsukake, and Hotohori.
"Hey, guys! Want some Twinkies?" She asked.
"What's a Twinkie?" Amiboshi asked.
"Here, taste them!"
Miaka tossed them all a Twinkie. Cautiously, they all ate them. (Note: Said "cautiously" only applies until after first bite, in which case, "narfed down" better fits).
5 seconds later, when they had all finished their Twinkies, Chiriko ran up to Miaka. "Do you have anymore?!" He begged.
"Only one. It was supposed to be for me, but after seeing you guys narf it down, I don't really want it (not like Miaka at all)."
"Give it t'me then!" Tasuki yelled.
"No, ME!" Everyone else yelled at once.
"Everyone wants it?!" Miaka cried. "Well, then we'll have to do a contest! Has anyone here ever played Jenkin?"
They all stared at her.
"Guess not..." She said nervously.
"Well, we could have a race." Tamahome suggested.
"Yeah!" The rest of them mumbled.
"Okay, I'll hide this in the middle of Hong-Nan, you guys will race to see who gets there first!" Miaka said, putting the last Twinkie back in the box and getting on a horse. "I'll come back here when I'm done!" She said, waving and trotting off into the horizon.
" I bet ya that I'll be th' first one t' get there!" Tasuki said arrogantly.
"No, I must!" Hotohori cried.
"You all know it will be me." Tamahome said.
After there argument they settled down and waited for Miaka to come back. When she did, each of them rushed off.
Each of them had their own way of cheating to get there. Chichiri used his ability to communicate so that he could ask Miaka for help. Chiriko used his knowledge. Nuriko used his strength to punch his way past everyone. Everybody had something...
Each of them wanted the Twinkie so bad that they were almost dying to get there.
"Gotta get the Twinkie, gotta get the Twinkie." Tamahome chanted.
"See ya Tama-baby!" Nuriko said, poking Tamahome roughy in the back.
"HamaHOME!" He yelled, the dirt muffling his words.
"Huh? Whats that? Can't hear you!" Nuriko joked.
"Bye-Bye!" Chiriko said, passing them both.
"What the--" Tamahome started, shocked that Chiriko passed him.
3 hours later, as Miaka sat waiting, she saw all the others disappointedly walk back. "There was no Twinkie at all!" Tasuki growled at Miaka.
Meanwhile, Nakago snickered as he held the plastic from the Twinkie. "It appears, Suzaku idiots, that I have won this time!"
Hope you guys enjoyed it. Half of the credit goes to my friend, Maiden of the Wind, who has great stories with terrible grammatical mistakes. Lol! Just kidding!
MOTW: Hey!
Lata!
Hi, everyone. My friend and I just thought this up on a groggy and rainy old day. Hope you enjoy!
Miaka slowly opened the cover of the Universe of Four Gods holding a mysterious box with the word "Hostess" on it. She soon found herself in Hong-Nan. She walked up to Tamahome, Nuriko, Amiboshi, Chiriko, Chichiri, Tasuki, Mitsukake, and Hotohori.
"Hey, guys! Want some Twinkies?" She asked.
"What's a Twinkie?" Amiboshi asked.
"Here, taste them!"
Miaka tossed them all a Twinkie. Cautiously, they all ate them. (Note: Said "cautiously" only applies until after first bite, in which case, "narfed down" better fits).
5 seconds later, when they had all finished their Twinkies, Chiriko ran up to Miaka. "Do you have anymore?!" He begged.
"Only one. It was supposed to be for me, but after seeing you guys narf it down, I don't really want it (not like Miaka at all)."
"Give it t'me then!" Tasuki yelled.
"No, ME!" Everyone else yelled at once.
"Everyone wants it?!" Miaka cried. "Well, then we'll have to do a contest! Has anyone here ever played Jenkin?"
They all stared at her.
"Guess not..." She said nervously.
"Well, we could have a race." Tamahome suggested.
"Yeah!" The rest of them mumbled.
"Okay, I'll hide this in the middle of Hong-Nan, you guys will race to see who gets there first!" Miaka said, putting the last Twinkie back in the box and getting on a horse. "I'll come back here when I'm done!" She said, waving and trotting off into the horizon.
" I bet ya that I'll be th' first one t' get there!" Tasuki said arrogantly.
"No, I must!" Hotohori cried.
"You all know it will be me." Tamahome said.
After there argument they settled down and waited for Miaka to come back. When she did, each of them rushed off.
Each of them had their own way of cheating to get there. Chichiri used his ability to communicate so that he could ask Miaka for help. Chiriko used his knowledge. Nuriko used his strength to punch his way past everyone. Everybody had something...
Each of them wanted the Twinkie so bad that they were almost dying to get there.
"Gotta get the Twinkie, gotta get the Twinkie." Tamahome chanted.
"See ya Tama-baby!" Nuriko said, poking Tamahome roughy in the back.
"HamaHOME!" He yelled, the dirt muffling his words.
"Huh? Whats that? Can't hear you!" Nuriko joked.
"Bye-Bye!" Chiriko said, passing them both.
"What the--" Tamahome started, shocked that Chiriko passed him.
3 hours later, as Miaka sat waiting, she saw all the others disappointedly walk back. "There was no Twinkie at all!" Tasuki growled at Miaka.
Meanwhile, Nakago snickered as he held the plastic from the Twinkie. "It appears, Suzaku idiots, that I have won this time!"
Hope you guys enjoyed it. Half of the credit goes to my friend, Maiden of the Wind, who has great stories with terrible grammatical mistakes. Lol! Just kidding!
MOTW: Hey!
Lata!