Demon: Hia! Did you like my last fic?
Terra: God! You should have released the Rabid Flying Monkeys!
Demon: Shut up! Anyways I have question to ask all of you! When I get to Bandit Keith I am planning to torment his little buddies too! But I only know Bones' name! Can you tell the other two names in the reviews please! Also you know that ninja acting guy that wants to marry Mai, I need his name also! Cause I'm going ta torment her too!
Terra: Hells bells! You don't even know your victims' names!
Demon: Shut up! Tell me Terra what are the names then?
Ryou: Excuse me! Ms. Demon Lady Person Thingy! Who are you talking to??
Demon: Oh Ryou there you are! We'll settle this later Terra! So are you ready to cause some damage!
Ryou: No! Not really! (squeezing a stress ball!)
Terra: Can't we just do this ourselves???
Demon: It's more fun this way! So live with it!
Demon: Ok Ryou! Today's target is ... (drum roll) Malik! (a/n: I'm talking about the one with the freaky hair style! The ugly one! You know hmmm ... the one with the veins popping out of his face!!! That One!)
Ryou: Oh God no!
Demon: What?
Ryou: Can't we target someone else?
Demon: No ... why?
Ryou: Crap! (runs fingers through hair)
Demon: Whatever! Ok sheep-boy, lets go!
Terra: Yum! Sheep!
Demon: Don't eat him!
Terra: I not going to eat him ... yet!
Demon: I heard that!
Ryou: Hello?
Demon: Sorry! Let's go!
In Malik's room ...
Malik: Let's see! How will I get rid of the Pharaoh? I know! I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea in a box! And I'll put that box in another box! Then I'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives! (evil laugh) I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! (whacks poison bomb into a planter! Bang! Plant dies! Malik stares down at the dead plant for a few moments) Or to save on postage I'll poison him with this! (Holds up bottle full of poison!) Feel the power Kevin!
Kevin: Ooow! I feel it!
Malik: Feel the pow ... how the hell did you get into my room?
Kevin: I don' know! (gives Malik back the bottle. Grabs Trix cereal of the desk) Silly Malik! Trix is for kids! (Runs off)
Malik: God, I need some food! (goes to kitchen and takes some baby food out of the cupboard!) Yummy! (takes off lid and eats it!)
Terra: Oh my God!
Demon: Shut up! Or he'll hear you! Oh ... wait ...
Terra: Demon, you can be a real idiot!
Demon: Shut up!
Malik goes back to his room.
???: (deep voice) Hello Malik!
Malik: Who the hell are you???
???: I am Ra!
Malik: What?!?! No you're not!
Ra: Yes I am!
Malik: No you're not!
Ra: Then what am I?
Malik: You're a God variety six-foot-tall talking chicken!
Ra: Yeah, so?
Malik: You can't be a God, ... right?
Ra: And why not!
Terra: How is this making his life a living hell?
Demon: Shut up and watch!
Ra: O.k.! Do you really want to know who I am?
Malik: Yes!
Terra: No!
A bright, very very bright bright light shines in Malik's eyes and when it dies down he sees a beautifully screwed up Tea wearing a cape, a one-sided shirt and a thong!
Malik: Holy shit! My eyes! They're burning! Mommy! Mommy!
Terra: How the hell!
Demon: Spiked her drink and told her if she did this that she can go on a date with Yami!
Terra: Does he know about this?
Demon: Nope!
Tea: Malik, get up and stop crying!
Malik: (curled up in a corner whimpering and wiping his tears away) Make me!
Tea: Would you like to talk to someone who cares?
Malik: (nodes head) Yes please.
Tea: Oh someone who cares, please come out!
Ryou: Hell no!
Tea: Malik go lie down on your bed please and wait for us!
Malik: OoO ... (eyes widen)
Tea: o Get that thought out of your head right this moment! Ryou get over here now!
Malik: (crawls over to his bed) ... What idea did she think I was thinking? My eyes only widened because I remembered I'm missing Funny Bunny right now!
Ryou: No! You made me look like one of those blasted fairies from Sleeping Beauty!
Tea: No I didn't! Demon did!
Terra: Why ...
Demon: Don't know ...
Ryou: Fine! (Walks miserably into Malik's room wearing a big ass pink dress and a big pink gay-ass pointy hat and sits at the end of the bed) What's wrong Malik?
Malik: What's wrong? What's wrong! I'll tell you what's wrong! Your outfit is total wrong! And it makes your ass look big!
Ryou: Shut up!
Demon: Holy shit! This is taking too damn long!!!
Demon: Ok! Show's over! Time for some real hell!
Ryou: Wait! This wasn't part of the plan!
Demon: I don't care! I'm in charge now!
Terra: You've been in charge since the beginning! Let me take charge!
Demon transforms into Terra who is a foot and a half taller, has dark gray fur and red hair and eyes!
Ryou, Malik and Tea: Demon?!?!?!?!
Terra: Wrongo! I'm Terra and I'm taking over for awhile! And ...
Kevin: (drum roll) I am Batman!
Terra: No you're not!
Kevin: Yes I am!
Terra: For the love of ... look odd person from Demon's class, some old geezer is eating Trix cereal!
Kevin: What!? Batman will stop him! (flies off)
Terra: You have weird classmates!
Demon: Don't we all? Bright light ... burning ... ow!
Terra: What's wrong with you?
Demon: Mental note ... don't stare into the sun!
Terra: Idiot!
Malik: (runs up to Terra like a little kid and clutches her leg!) Mommy! Mommy! Don't leave me mommy!
Terra: What!? Get the hell off me! And I'm not your mommy!
Tea and Ryou: O-O; ...
Yami: Malik! I am your father!
Terra, Ryou and Tea: O.o
Malik: Really?
Yami: Yes!
Malik: Really! Really!
Yami: Yes! Yes!
Malik: Really! Really! Really!
Yami: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Malik: For honest and for true?
Yami: No ...
Malik: But you just said ...
Yami: I lied ...
Malik: Then why did you ...
Yami: I was bribed!
Malik: #o# (Tear!)
Ryou: What were you bribed with?
Yami: A lolli pop.
Ryou, Tea, Terra and Malik: O.o Ok then...
Terra: You gave him a lolli pop?
Demon: (wakes up) Gave who a whaty what?
Terra: You bribed Yami with a lolli pop!
Demon: What?! No I didn't!
Terra transforms back over to Demon!
Demon: Malik get off my leg!
Malik: AHHHHH!!! Evil Lady!
Yami: Who are you?
Ryou: You don't know Demon!
Yami: No! Wait! So you were the one that put Yugi in that teddy bear suit!
Demon: Yep!
Yami: Did you know there was supper crazy glue in that suit!?
Demon: Yep! Put it in there my self! Tell me, who bribed you?
Yami: Do you know the Muffin Man?
Demon: The Muffin Man?
Yami: The Muffin Man!
Demon: Yes I know the Muffin Man! Who lives on Drury Lane?
Yami: Well she's married to the Muffin Man! (points at Tea)
Demon: The MUFFIN MAN!
Ryou and Malik: Poor Muffin Man!
Tea: Hey!
Terra: We're a little off topic here! Screw whoever bribed him! Let's just get on with the hell making already!
Demon: Ok! Ok! Hmm ... it is becoming quite boring ...
Demon: (pulls out cell phone) Dial Wakka!
Ryou, Yami, Malik and Tea: Who?
Somewhere not so Far Far Away!
Wakka: (answers banana phone) Ello?
Demon: Wakka it's your Master calling ...
Wakka: You're not my Master yah!
Demon: Quiet Wakka or I'll unleash the Rabidly Tropical Fruit Chipmunks on you!
Terra: Oh, you're nice!
Wakka: Yes ma'am!
Demon: (deep deep deep ass voice!) Unleash the T-Unit!
Wakka: Jeez! Things must really be going bad to unleash the T-Unit yah!
Demon: Just do it Wakka!
Wakka: Yes ma'am! Right away ma'am! (eats the banana phone)
Back in Malik's room...
Ryou: What's T-Unit?
Demon: You'll see! Now Yami it isn't that bad now is it!
Yami: (in an ultra adorable teddy bear suit) Hey your right... wow!
Demon: Here, eat this! (hands Yami a small package!)
Yami: (takes it) What is it?
Demon: Just eat it!
Yami: (eats the package! Paper n' all!) (Stupid ass voice that sounds like he has been on helium for an hour) WOW! LOOKIE AT ALL PRETTY COLOURS! OOOOH! (falls on the ground and starts turning around in circles) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEE!
Terra: Why did you do that?
Demon: Need him for next Chapter! Although I also need in a lion suit ... Joey and Tristan will change him!
Just then the lights go out! When they turn back on there's a fighting arena in the center of the room. In the center of the arena in Joey dressed up in a Happy Bunny suit.
Joey: Ladies and mentally challenged gentlemen!
Malik & Ryou: HEY!!! o
Yami: (still spinning) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!
Joey: In this corner I bring you, standing at 136 pounds, the mentally insane lunatic who loves sending peoples' minds to the Shadow Realm ... Malik!
Malik appears in a corner suddenly wearing a pink tu-tu (or however the hell you spell it)!
Malik: How did I get here? I want my Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Joey: And in this corner you have the oddly enough been pulled out of Demon's closet ...
Demon: How the hell!
Joey: The four little bastards that make hell look cozy ... (drum roll) T- Unit!
A bright light flashes in a different corner of the room to reveal the ... (yet another drum roll) the Teletubbies!!!
Malik, Ryou & Tea: O.o ... Holy Shit ... o.O
Teletubbies: (Run up to Malik and hug him) BIG HUG!!
Malik: NOOOOOO!!! I'm melting! I'm melting! (melt's into the ground)
Demon: What the hell!
Terra: Quick think of something! We can't end it like this!!!!
Demon: Yo! Teletubbies! Attack them! (points at Ryou and Tea) Teletubbies: Big hug! (chases after Tea and Ryou)
Ryou & Tea: OH SHIT!!! (runs away)
Demon: (yells after the Teletubbies) Stick them in the same closet together!
Terra: That's just wrong!
Demon: What idea were you getting?
Terra: Never mind! What about Yami?
Demon: We need him!
Joey: Can I go home now?
Demon: No! I just got a new Whopping Shovel that I've been dying to try lately!
Joey: NOOOOOOOO! (runs away)
The next day in Demon's room!
Terra: Well that didn't work out as planned!
Demon: True! But it sure was hells funny!
Terra: Where did you get Rabidly Tropical Fruit Chipmunks?
Demon: E-Bay!
Terra: For the love of ...
Kevin: Batman!!!
Demon & Terra: How the hell?
Kevin: So what did you gain today!
Demon: Another midget in a teddy bear suit, but this time hyper, another busted Whopping Shovel, and another big ass hospital bill! Plus a few laughs. How the hell did you get it my mind??
Yami: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! Review please!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!
Demon: (slams head on desk) God!! Can someone give me caller id for the voices in my head!
Terra: God! You should have released the Rabid Flying Monkeys!
Demon: Shut up! Anyways I have question to ask all of you! When I get to Bandit Keith I am planning to torment his little buddies too! But I only know Bones' name! Can you tell the other two names in the reviews please! Also you know that ninja acting guy that wants to marry Mai, I need his name also! Cause I'm going ta torment her too!
Terra: Hells bells! You don't even know your victims' names!
Demon: Shut up! Tell me Terra what are the names then?
Ryou: Excuse me! Ms. Demon Lady Person Thingy! Who are you talking to??
Demon: Oh Ryou there you are! We'll settle this later Terra! So are you ready to cause some damage!
Ryou: No! Not really! (squeezing a stress ball!)
Terra: Can't we just do this ourselves???
Demon: It's more fun this way! So live with it!
Demon: Ok Ryou! Today's target is ... (drum roll) Malik! (a/n: I'm talking about the one with the freaky hair style! The ugly one! You know hmmm ... the one with the veins popping out of his face!!! That One!)
Ryou: Oh God no!
Demon: What?
Ryou: Can't we target someone else?
Demon: No ... why?
Ryou: Crap! (runs fingers through hair)
Demon: Whatever! Ok sheep-boy, lets go!
Terra: Yum! Sheep!
Demon: Don't eat him!
Terra: I not going to eat him ... yet!
Demon: I heard that!
Ryou: Hello?
Demon: Sorry! Let's go!
In Malik's room ...
Malik: Let's see! How will I get rid of the Pharaoh? I know! I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea in a box! And I'll put that box in another box! Then I'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives! (evil laugh) I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! (whacks poison bomb into a planter! Bang! Plant dies! Malik stares down at the dead plant for a few moments) Or to save on postage I'll poison him with this! (Holds up bottle full of poison!) Feel the power Kevin!
Kevin: Ooow! I feel it!
Malik: Feel the pow ... how the hell did you get into my room?
Kevin: I don' know! (gives Malik back the bottle. Grabs Trix cereal of the desk) Silly Malik! Trix is for kids! (Runs off)
Malik: God, I need some food! (goes to kitchen and takes some baby food out of the cupboard!) Yummy! (takes off lid and eats it!)
Terra: Oh my God!
Demon: Shut up! Or he'll hear you! Oh ... wait ...
Terra: Demon, you can be a real idiot!
Demon: Shut up!
Malik goes back to his room.
???: (deep voice) Hello Malik!
Malik: Who the hell are you???
???: I am Ra!
Malik: What?!?! No you're not!
Ra: Yes I am!
Malik: No you're not!
Ra: Then what am I?
Malik: You're a God variety six-foot-tall talking chicken!
Ra: Yeah, so?
Malik: You can't be a God, ... right?
Ra: And why not!
Terra: How is this making his life a living hell?
Demon: Shut up and watch!
Ra: O.k.! Do you really want to know who I am?
Malik: Yes!
Terra: No!
A bright, very very bright bright light shines in Malik's eyes and when it dies down he sees a beautifully screwed up Tea wearing a cape, a one-sided shirt and a thong!
Malik: Holy shit! My eyes! They're burning! Mommy! Mommy!
Terra: How the hell!
Demon: Spiked her drink and told her if she did this that she can go on a date with Yami!
Terra: Does he know about this?
Demon: Nope!
Tea: Malik, get up and stop crying!
Malik: (curled up in a corner whimpering and wiping his tears away) Make me!
Tea: Would you like to talk to someone who cares?
Malik: (nodes head) Yes please.
Tea: Oh someone who cares, please come out!
Ryou: Hell no!
Tea: Malik go lie down on your bed please and wait for us!
Malik: OoO ... (eyes widen)
Tea: o Get that thought out of your head right this moment! Ryou get over here now!
Malik: (crawls over to his bed) ... What idea did she think I was thinking? My eyes only widened because I remembered I'm missing Funny Bunny right now!
Ryou: No! You made me look like one of those blasted fairies from Sleeping Beauty!
Tea: No I didn't! Demon did!
Terra: Why ...
Demon: Don't know ...
Ryou: Fine! (Walks miserably into Malik's room wearing a big ass pink dress and a big pink gay-ass pointy hat and sits at the end of the bed) What's wrong Malik?
Malik: What's wrong? What's wrong! I'll tell you what's wrong! Your outfit is total wrong! And it makes your ass look big!
Ryou: Shut up!
Demon: Holy shit! This is taking too damn long!!!
Demon: Ok! Show's over! Time for some real hell!
Ryou: Wait! This wasn't part of the plan!
Demon: I don't care! I'm in charge now!
Terra: You've been in charge since the beginning! Let me take charge!
Demon transforms into Terra who is a foot and a half taller, has dark gray fur and red hair and eyes!
Ryou, Malik and Tea: Demon?!?!?!?!
Terra: Wrongo! I'm Terra and I'm taking over for awhile! And ...
Kevin: (drum roll) I am Batman!
Terra: No you're not!
Kevin: Yes I am!
Terra: For the love of ... look odd person from Demon's class, some old geezer is eating Trix cereal!
Kevin: What!? Batman will stop him! (flies off)
Terra: You have weird classmates!
Demon: Don't we all? Bright light ... burning ... ow!
Terra: What's wrong with you?
Demon: Mental note ... don't stare into the sun!
Terra: Idiot!
Malik: (runs up to Terra like a little kid and clutches her leg!) Mommy! Mommy! Don't leave me mommy!
Terra: What!? Get the hell off me! And I'm not your mommy!
Tea and Ryou: O-O; ...
Yami: Malik! I am your father!
Terra, Ryou and Tea: O.o
Malik: Really?
Yami: Yes!
Malik: Really! Really!
Yami: Yes! Yes!
Malik: Really! Really! Really!
Yami: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Malik: For honest and for true?
Yami: No ...
Malik: But you just said ...
Yami: I lied ...
Malik: Then why did you ...
Yami: I was bribed!
Malik: #o# (Tear!)
Ryou: What were you bribed with?
Yami: A lolli pop.
Ryou, Tea, Terra and Malik: O.o Ok then...
Terra: You gave him a lolli pop?
Demon: (wakes up) Gave who a whaty what?
Terra: You bribed Yami with a lolli pop!
Demon: What?! No I didn't!
Terra transforms back over to Demon!
Demon: Malik get off my leg!
Malik: AHHHHH!!! Evil Lady!
Yami: Who are you?
Ryou: You don't know Demon!
Yami: No! Wait! So you were the one that put Yugi in that teddy bear suit!
Demon: Yep!
Yami: Did you know there was supper crazy glue in that suit!?
Demon: Yep! Put it in there my self! Tell me, who bribed you?
Yami: Do you know the Muffin Man?
Demon: The Muffin Man?
Yami: The Muffin Man!
Demon: Yes I know the Muffin Man! Who lives on Drury Lane?
Yami: Well she's married to the Muffin Man! (points at Tea)
Demon: The MUFFIN MAN!
Ryou and Malik: Poor Muffin Man!
Tea: Hey!
Terra: We're a little off topic here! Screw whoever bribed him! Let's just get on with the hell making already!
Demon: Ok! Ok! Hmm ... it is becoming quite boring ...
Demon: (pulls out cell phone) Dial Wakka!
Ryou, Yami, Malik and Tea: Who?
Somewhere not so Far Far Away!
Wakka: (answers banana phone) Ello?
Demon: Wakka it's your Master calling ...
Wakka: You're not my Master yah!
Demon: Quiet Wakka or I'll unleash the Rabidly Tropical Fruit Chipmunks on you!
Terra: Oh, you're nice!
Wakka: Yes ma'am!
Demon: (deep deep deep ass voice!) Unleash the T-Unit!
Wakka: Jeez! Things must really be going bad to unleash the T-Unit yah!
Demon: Just do it Wakka!
Wakka: Yes ma'am! Right away ma'am! (eats the banana phone)
Back in Malik's room...
Ryou: What's T-Unit?
Demon: You'll see! Now Yami it isn't that bad now is it!
Yami: (in an ultra adorable teddy bear suit) Hey your right... wow!
Demon: Here, eat this! (hands Yami a small package!)
Yami: (takes it) What is it?
Demon: Just eat it!
Yami: (eats the package! Paper n' all!) (Stupid ass voice that sounds like he has been on helium for an hour) WOW! LOOKIE AT ALL PRETTY COLOURS! OOOOH! (falls on the ground and starts turning around in circles) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEE!
Terra: Why did you do that?
Demon: Need him for next Chapter! Although I also need in a lion suit ... Joey and Tristan will change him!
Just then the lights go out! When they turn back on there's a fighting arena in the center of the room. In the center of the arena in Joey dressed up in a Happy Bunny suit.
Joey: Ladies and mentally challenged gentlemen!
Malik & Ryou: HEY!!! o
Yami: (still spinning) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!
Joey: In this corner I bring you, standing at 136 pounds, the mentally insane lunatic who loves sending peoples' minds to the Shadow Realm ... Malik!
Malik appears in a corner suddenly wearing a pink tu-tu (or however the hell you spell it)!
Malik: How did I get here? I want my Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Joey: And in this corner you have the oddly enough been pulled out of Demon's closet ...
Demon: How the hell!
Joey: The four little bastards that make hell look cozy ... (drum roll) T- Unit!
A bright light flashes in a different corner of the room to reveal the ... (yet another drum roll) the Teletubbies!!!
Malik, Ryou & Tea: O.o ... Holy Shit ... o.O
Teletubbies: (Run up to Malik and hug him) BIG HUG!!
Malik: NOOOOOO!!! I'm melting! I'm melting! (melt's into the ground)
Demon: What the hell!
Terra: Quick think of something! We can't end it like this!!!!
Demon: Yo! Teletubbies! Attack them! (points at Ryou and Tea) Teletubbies: Big hug! (chases after Tea and Ryou)
Ryou & Tea: OH SHIT!!! (runs away)
Demon: (yells after the Teletubbies) Stick them in the same closet together!
Terra: That's just wrong!
Demon: What idea were you getting?
Terra: Never mind! What about Yami?
Demon: We need him!
Joey: Can I go home now?
Demon: No! I just got a new Whopping Shovel that I've been dying to try lately!
Joey: NOOOOOOOO! (runs away)
The next day in Demon's room!
Terra: Well that didn't work out as planned!
Demon: True! But it sure was hells funny!
Terra: Where did you get Rabidly Tropical Fruit Chipmunks?
Demon: E-Bay!
Terra: For the love of ...
Kevin: Batman!!!
Demon & Terra: How the hell?
Kevin: So what did you gain today!
Demon: Another midget in a teddy bear suit, but this time hyper, another busted Whopping Shovel, and another big ass hospital bill! Plus a few laughs. How the hell did you get it my mind??
Yami: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! Review please!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!
Demon: (slams head on desk) God!! Can someone give me caller id for the voices in my head!