Terra: Hopefully today is better than last time!
Demon: Don't worry! Today's target is Seto Kaiba!
Yami: (running circles around Demon in a lion suit) ROAR!!
Terra: How did you get him out of the teddy bear suit?
Demon: That reminds me... we have two more hospital bills.
Terra: For whom may I ask?
Demon: Yugi's Grampa and Odion!
Yami: ROAR!! (still running around on all fours)
Demon: (in a stupid baby like voice) That's right Yami! We're going to make Seto's day a living hell! (gently petting Yami on the head)
Demon: Though this might end up having a lifetime effect on him!
Terra: Let's start this thing already!
In the kitchen of Seto's Really Big-Ass Mansion ...
Seto: Why did all my servants have to disappear now! (searching for a cookbook on a shelf) This one looks goods ...
Pulls out a book titled "Cooking With a Demon" – By Demon-FireWolf.
Demon: How the hell did that get there?
Squeaky: ... (Whistling)
Demon: Damn you!
Seto: (flipping through pages) Well since it's breakfast, I guess I'll have pancakes! (Finds page) Hmmmm ... "Possum Pancakes" ... (reads the first few lines) Texas! I'm not going to go to Texas to get my possums! I'll just get them from the best and cheapest place in the world ... E-Bay!
Demon: But that takes all the fun out of it!
Doorbell: Pizza!
Seto: What the ... Doorbell: Pizza! Pizza!
Seto: Can someone get that ... oh wait ...
Doorbell: Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
Seto: I'm coming! I'm coming! Why the hell is my doorbell saying pizza?
5 long "Pizza" ringing mintues later!
Doorbell: God dammit! When I say "Pizza!" you bloody answer the door! PIZZA!!!
Seto: Don't make me disassemble you with a hammer!
Doorbell: Pizza! Dammit! PIZZA!
Seto: (opens door) Hello? May I not help you!
Demon: Hello Seto!
Seto: Oh no! It's you! (slams door shut but Demon is already inside!)
Demon: Wait! I have some good news for you!
Seto: Don't wanna hear it! (tries to push Demon through the closed door)
Demon: (pushing backwards) Ow! I found your real father!
Seto: (stops pushing Demon and steps back ... a lot) You what?
Demon: (falling back) Whoa! (Hits the ground hard!) I found your father! ... Ow...
Seto: Really?
Terra: Really?
Demon: Yes! No! Would you like to meet him?
Seto: Yes! Bring me to him! Now!
Terra: But you just said ...
Demon: Shut up n' watch!
Seto and Demon go outside.
Demon: Ok. Your father has told me not to visually reveal where he lives to you so you must go in there! (points at a nearby garbage can)
Seto: Oh hell no! Ain't no way in hell's name I'm going in there!
Demon: Look I put air holes in the lid so get in!
Seto: Fine! (climbs in) Hey! There are a bunch of dead babies in here!
Demon: Hehe! Too bad! (slams down the lid and bolts it shut)
Terra: Sicko!
Demon: What?
Just then a bunch of overly hyper Leprecons appear out of nowhere!
Leprecons: Where'z our gold?
Demon: Help me and I'll give you your gold!
Leprecons: Really?
Demon: Yes!
Leprecons: Really? Really?
Demon: Yes! Yes!
Leprecons: Really? Really? Really?
Demon: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Leprecons: For honest and for true!
Terra: God! How many times must I hear that line!
Demon: For the love of the 7 hells ... YES!!! Now go pick up that garbage can and fallow me! (Leprecons pick up the can and rabidly jump behind Demon.)
20 long Leprecon Foaming at the Mouth minutes later...
Demon: Toss him.
Leprecons: (looking at the steep, steep, very bumpy, steep, bumpy, steep, steep hill) But why? Demon: (stupid voice) Please! (big chibi eyes on a non-chibi body)
Leprecons: Sure! Just never do that again! (Tosses the garbage can over the edge) Where's our gold?
Demon: Yugi has it! (runs off)
Leprecons: What's a Yugi?
Rolling Down the Hill!
Seto: What ... ow ...the ... ow ... hell ... double ow ... is ... oow ... going ... triple ow ... on ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sign: You!
Seto: AHHHHHH!! (still rolling)
Sign: Should!
Seto: AHHHHHHHHH! (still rolling ... wait ... he hit a bump)
Sign: Have!
Seto: ... (Deep breathe) (he's rolling again)
Sign: Bought!
Seto: AHHHHHH!! (OOOH! Lookie! A cliff!)
Sign: A!
Seto: zzz ...zzz ...zzz (what a pretty star!)
Sign: Squirrel!
Squeaky: Hehehe!
Just then the garbage can went over the cliff.
Demon: Are you trying to kill him?
Squeaky: Yup!
Demon: No! Bad mouse! You're not supposed to try to kill my targets! No human tasting Cheese for you!
Squeaky: Dammit!
The garbage can hits the ground and side bursts open. Seto crawls out and sees the fallowing: the Teletubbies dancing around a overly large bowl of Tubby Custard!, Mokuba and Noah tying Bones to a really big firework, Ryou and Tea (still wearing the same outfits as last time) together doing the tango, Yami in a loin suit chasing Yugi in a teddy bear suit and Joey, Tristan, Odion, and Grampa M. are playing Twister in a bunch of Nazi outfits!
Seto: Where am I?
Demon: (floating around in mid air) We are close ...
Seto: What's with the Disney World gear ... where were you?
Demon: Nowhere important (finishes cotton candy) Now move!
Seto: Where to?
Demon: ... (points to a cottage out in the distance)
3 hours of walking ... kinda ...
Seto: I have been walking for hours and haven't gotten anywhere!
Demon: (just standing there) Get off the Hamster Wheel!
Seto: Oh right! (gets off) Sorry!
20 Minutes later ...
Demon: We're here!
Seto: You're kidding right?
Seto stares blankly at the Ginger Bread House with its gum drop shingles and it's candy cane lamps and all that good stuff that makes those friggin dentists bloody rich!
Demon: Ok Seto! Are you ready? Seto! Seto? Seto!! Cut that out!
Seto: (stops gnawing on the candy cane post) Sorry!
Demon: Just open the door!
Seto turns the caramel apple door knob. The door swings open and a bright light shines in Seto's eyes. When it dies down he sees his father ...
Pegasus: Hello Kaiba-boy! Welcome home son!
Seto: (in a high pitched girly voice) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Demon: Seto, say hello to your father, not... (in a high pitched girly voice) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Squeaky: This is wrong!
Terra: For once I agree with you mouse!
Squeaky: I'm a mouse?
Terra: (hits head) Idiot!
Seto: No! You can't be my father!
Pegasus: But I am! (hugs Seto)
Demon: I have the legal proof right here! (holds up birth documents)
Seto: (grabs papers and quickly reads over them!) No! No! NOOOOOOOO!
Pegasus: Don't worry Sonnie-boy! Wait! Here Yami! Come boy!
Seto: Yami? What's he doing here?
Yami: (runs in, still wearing the lion suit and pounces on Seto) ROAR!!!
Pegasus: This is your pet lion!
Seto: (trying to push Yami off him but Yami keeps on jumping back on!) But he's my enemy!
Yami: ROAR!!! (jumping on Seto's stomach)
Pegasus: I know! Let's spend some father and son time together!
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOO ... OW ... OOOOOOOOOO ... OW!
To be continued!
Demon: Don't worry! You'll find out what happens to Seto later on!
Terra: Where did you get those documents? Demon: All I did was hack into Seto's birth records and changed a few things! That simple!
Squeaky: Squirrels taste good!
Demon: Ok then!
Wakka: Review please! Hmmm ... why am I in this suit?
Demon: You don't like it? (Stares at Wakka dressed up like the Tooth Fairy)
Wakka: No ... well yes! And this dress makes my ass look big!
Terra: Can we please target him!
Demon: NO!!