Ok Listen up: THIS IS A WARNING

If you like Dean AT ALL:

DO NOT READ THIS!! AND IF YOU READ IT ANYWAY, DON'T COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT I HATE DEAN, lol.

Anyway, now thats out of the way....

This is a spoof on the season finale - in my opinion every one's doing drama fics, come on folks! its SUMMER, so i decided to change it and lets just say something very different happens in the bedroom and i'm not gonna give any hints on who is Rory's night in shining armor...COUGH bible boy COUGH...read on if you were not happy with dean cheating on his wife...and give nice suggestions...this is for fun...after the first chapter its 100% fluff. ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE VERY REALISTIC...

Theresa

{Rory's thoughts}

[Backround happenings]

( SPOILER--Bible Boy's Thoughts)


"Dean"

"Yeah"

"Lindsey"

"It's not working with Lindsey!"

"Dean this is wrong - its adultry! You need to get divorced first! And even then I don't we could work this out. That kiss today was wrong! It was a mistake! I'm sorry but your still married and I can't do this! We have been over for a long time, and i was really upset about Jess. I'm sorry but I only like you as a friend and I'm been killing myself because I can't believe I kissed you today!

[THEY HEAR A KNOCK ON THE DOOR]

"You better get that"

"Yeah"

"I'm just gonna go out the back door"

"Ok"

{I can't believe he has the nerve! He's married! What was i thinking?? I don't even like him!} Rory thinks while walking to the door.

Meanwhile outside...

(Ok, breathe even though you haven't seen her since junior year, and happen to be madly in love with her doesn't mean you should be this friggin nervous!) The spawn of Satan thought to himself as the door opened...

(OMG she looks so hot...all I want to do is kiss her and touch her and take off her-) Tristan thought until his Mary interupted him.

{Hottie...blond hair...blue eyes...military hat - WAIT} Rory thought as the mystery person's identity finally came to her.

"TRISTAN?!?!?!"

"Hey mare"

[Tristan embraced her in a hug and started making small circles in her back]

{OMG he looks so hot...and has such a nice body yumm...NO BAddd Rory. You can't think like that! He tormented you in high school...although you secretly liked it...Stop it! You cannot think that he is Spawn of Satan...The evil one...bible boy...and the hottest guy i've ever seen. RORY! You cannot think he's hot. I can't help it! Stop acting like you've fallen for him! But you already have...} As Rory's subconscious was eating her alive Tristan couldn't stop staring at how much more beautiful she'd become and ( I hope she's not with Bagboy anymore. }

Rory finally worked up enough courage to say nicely, 'What are you doing here?' but her subconscious had very different plans for her, "Would you like to come in?"

"I'd love to"

A/N: I know its short but I want to know if you want me to continue and since school's almost over I will have a lot of time to write. If you like it so far drop me a line and lets just says the next parts that I have planned are full of Trory goodness now that Dean's out of my story, FOREVER...hehehe i'm evil. And i already have the next chapter written so as long as you like it i'll post the next one whenever i get reviews...

Theresa

P.S. on the reviews be nice its only my second try at a fic...so try not to be terribly mean...lol