Kitty Kaper

By: KC

(Originally written for Ghost's Anime Kitties)

Chapter Two is here! I'm writing so fast on this fic! I'm so proud of me. . Okay, quick recap of last chapter: I gave each of me bishie a kitty to take care of for a while. The kitties can talk amongst themselves, and I'm the only non-kitty who understands them. Got it? Good! On with the fic!

– Chapter Two: Hair Trouble

Seto looked down at the kitty squirming to get out of his arms. "I don't like cats."

The kitty in his arms looked up at him. "I don't like you much either, so we're even."

The kitty in Yami's arms laughed. "That wasn't very nice, SetoKitty."

"He can't understand me. None of these guys can. So who cares what I say?"

"We do." The kitty in Marik's arms (MarikKitty) jumped to the ground.

"We do?" BakuraKitty joined his companion.

"Sure," MarikKitty replied. "We have to listen to him."

KenshinKitty and YamiKitty laughed. "You can say that again!"

SetoKitty jumped to the ground and sulked. "Shut up."

"Make me," YamiKitty sassed.

"Oh, I will!" SetoKitty took a flying leap up towards Yami's arms. He overcompensated and landed in Yami's hair instead.

"AAGH!" Yami dropped YamiKitty (who streaked under the table VashKitty had been underneath earlier) and used his now-free hands to attempt to remove SetoKitty from his hair. "Dammit, Seto, get your cat offa my head!"

"He's not my cat." Seto replied in a "Not-My-Problem" tone.

"I don't care if he's your cat or not, KC put you in charge of him, now GET HIM OFF MY HEAD!!!" SetoKitty had discovered Yami's blond streaks and was now yanking contentedly on one with his teeth.

Kurama sighed and walked over to Yami. "You know, it's a lot easier to remove a cat from your hair if you can see what you're doing."

"Don't tell me that," Yami grumbled.

KuramaKitty, who was sitting on Kurama's head, swatted SetoKitty's nose. "You're a jerk, you know that?"

"Coming from you, that's a compliment," SetoKitty shot back.

"Actually, KuramaKitty is quite nice." KenshinKitty put his two bits in the conversation.

"Shut up," SetoKitty snarled.

Kurama disengaged SetoKitty from Yami's hair and held him out to Seto. "Take him."

"No," Seto said simply.

"Maybe you didn't hear me correctly," Kurama continued, somewhat more forcibly than before. "I said 'take him'."

"And I said 'no'."

Kurama was out of patience. "Take him or I'll shove him down your shirt." (AN: Whoa! Major OOC alert! ...it is a good line, tho...)

"No!" SetoKitty yelped as if stung. KuramaKitty giggled. SetoKitty in Seto's shirt…That would certainly be a spectacle.

"I don't believe you," Seto said, without much conviction in his voice.

Kurama gave a slight grin that sent shivers up and down Seto's spine. "Try me."

"Please don't," SetoKitty whimpered.

Seto sighed. "Oh, fine." He took Seto Kitty. This was definitely not one of his better days.

Oh, short chapter. u.u Oh well! The next one will definitely be longer! I hope you're enjoying this as much as I am! Stay tuned for Chapter Three! n.n