Hiei, Rubber Duckies, and Oatmeal.
Prologue
"SQUEEKA, SQUEEKA!!!" a rubber duck squeaked, "SQUEEKA, SQUEEKA!!!"
"Humph" A demon called Hiei sneered, "pathetic humans and their... bath
toys."
He sped off to go to some unknown place. Then, A few hours later...
"SQUEEKA, SQUEEKA!!! SQUEEKA, SQUEEKA!!!" The duck squeaked again. A little
boy picked up the duck (squeezed) and ran off. The brat dropped his "new"
toy in a river, and the duck floated into some toxic waste. It just so
happened that an oatmeal factory-worker had just been fired. But he wanted
revenge, so he took 3 barrels of oatmeal and dumped into the river. Some of
the flakes, being mutated by the toxic waste, attached itself to the toy.
The toy grew, its eyes turned red, its "squeaker" turned into a "roarer."
The wings grew mobile and free, to fly. It had one mission, to eat pie.
And to kill Yusuke Urameshi. By enlisting the help of Hiei.
