(a/n: well this is a funny idea that would NOT leave my head! And I PROMISE I will update The Noble and the Thief soon…and maybe some other unfinished stories. I have a tendency to do that lately…just start lost of stories and not continue…oh well, writing THIS one will be fun…)
Host (me): hello everyone! We're starting a new idea here…it's almost like Survivor…with a twist! The contestants are forced to tell the truth for whatever we ask during the competitions. Lies are punished severely….*cackles evilly* Now, the contestants are:
Alanna of Pirates Swoop and Olau
Jonathan of Conte
George Cooper of Pirates Swoop
Thayet of Conte
Buriram Tourakom
Daine Sarrasri
Numair Salmalin
Keladry of Mindelan
Nealan of Queenscove
Domitan of Masbolle
Now, I will RANDOMLY pick the teams. (really, I will, out of a hat) here it goes.
Team one:
Nealan of Queenscove
Keladry of Mindelan
Alanna of Pirates Swoop and Olau
Numair Salmalin
Thayet of Conte
Team two:
Jonathan of Conte
George Cooper of Pirates Swoop
Buriram Tourakom
Daine Sarrasri
Domitan of Masbolle
So those are the teams…
Buri: Hey! Why isn't Raoul here??
Host: Because he was always honest. Like about how he wanted to beat up Ralon. And when he had that talk with Kel--
Kel: Please don't bring that up *blushes*
Host: Right. Anyway, he doesn't have to be schooled in morals.
Neal and Dom: And why us? We don't really lie.
Host: BECAUSE I thought it would be fun to put you all in the spotlight. Happy???
Everyone *meekly* yes….
Host: *panting* good. Now, has anyone realized where we were?
Numair: We're on an uncharted, tropical island within two hundred miles from Tortall's coast. I know…I checked…
Host: Correct. Now, I can show you where the teams can set up their SEPARATE camps.
Jon and George: *groan, looking longingly at Alanna*
George: WHAT?? She's MINE, JON!!! *Tries to punch Jon* *Fails*
Thayet: *looking at Alanna* I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WASN'T YOUR MAN!!! *tries to slap her* *fails*
Daine: *Attempting to whisper inconspicuously into Numair's ear* I'll turn into a bird and fly to your camp tonight…"
Host: oh NO you don't! Sorry, people, but there will be NO intimacy until AFTER the first round!
Dom: What happens in these rounds anyway?
Host: *Takes a deep breath* In each round, every member from each team will be brought in front of everyone else, and made to answer a question. If someone on the opposite side can prove them wrong, then the liar's team loses a point. After each competition, the losing team votes on one person to be…punished! The only rule is that anything I say is a rule IS A RULE! Any questions?
Kel: Um…Do we get to do anything else besides answer questions?
Host: Of course you do. In between competitions, games will be held. The winner from each team will receive one innocence award. That means that they can freely lie ONCE during a competition for each innocence award that they have.
Alanna: Can we go now?
Host: *Nods and brings team one to an island oasis with a small waterfall, tropical trees, and perfect natural shelter. Team two is brought to a cleared tropical woodland with four huts set up around a fire pit.* Two people from your team have to sleep in the same hut
Team two: *All look hesitantly around*
Host: Fine. Buri and George.
Alanna and Jon: *laugh*
Host: Okay…everyone come to the beach for the first competition! *Everyone assembles there* Team one, send up your first victim…Contestant. *Thayet stumbles forward, trips on her skirt, and falls into the sand. She stands* Okay, Thayet. Have you ever committed a drunken act that you regret?
Thayet: Um…No. Nope.
Buri: Nu-uh! I remember that time, at your fathers palace, when you drank too much and kissed Artenial!
Jon and Alanna: *Laugh*
Host: Sorry, Thayet, YOU HAVE A LYING PROBLEM! Team two? *George walks forward, but trips on his big nose. He stands* Alright, George…Did you EVER, in any of the time that you loved Alanna before you were married, cheat on her?
George: *blushes* Once…ONLY ONCE! *crowd mutters in outrage. Alanna and Jon exchange looks* I mean, I was drunk, and Rispah--
Daine: Ew. That's just wrong.
Host: Sit down George. I only WISH that was a lie. Team one? *Kel walks forward, trips on her glaive, and stands* Alright… It has now become clear to me we have some coordination issues. Anyway, Kel, have you ever slept with anybody?
Kel: *blushes but quickly puts on a Yamani mask* No, of course not!
Dom: Now, Kel, come on, I wasn't-- *Is cut off by Numair's magic*
Host: Okay, Kel, with no one to testify against you, I guess you must be telling the truth. Team two? *Jon walks forward, almost trips, and stands upright* King Jonathan? DO YOU LOVE ALANNA?
Jon: *mumbles* come on now, Host. You aren't really going to make me answer that in front of my wife?
Host: If you love her, it shouldn't be a problem.
Jon: Oh, it's still a problem! You see, Alanna is pretty quick and fairly deadly with a sword, and--
Host: Answer
Jon: oh, Gods, I LOVE YOU ALANNA! *Attempts to run to her, but is restrained by Host.
Host: Sit down, Jon. There's a good King…
*Slowly they go through Daine, who lied about actually LIKING Perin. Neal, who admits that he's not REALLY marrying Yuki. Alanna, who admits that Thom was gay. Dom, who admits that he's loved Kel for years,. Numair, who admits that he had an affair with Varice in Carthak during the peace treaties. And finally Buri, who cracked under the pressure and lied about being anti-social. That lost it for Team two.*
*Team Two, in their huts*
George: Curse you, Jon. I hate it that you are capable of stealing my wife. I don't like you anymore.
Jon: I never liked you.
Dom: Shut UP! Now we have to vote on who gets punished!
George: I say Jon. Because I don't like him.
Jon: SO? At least I didn't sleep with my COUSIN!!!
Daine: Despite the fact that you REALLY disturb me, George, I think it should be Buri because she's anti-social!!
Buri: Well you had feelings for someone OTHER THAN NUMAIR!
Daine: Who cares? JON HAD FEELINGS FOR DELIA!
Jon: Mithros! WHY DO YOU BRING THAT UP?
Dom: Daine and Buri are the ones who lied…
Daine and Buri: SO?? GEORGE SLEPT WITH RISPAH!
George: BUT JON STOLE ALANNA AND LIKED DELIA!
Dom: Why do I bother….
(A/n: soo…it's time for you to press the review button, and vote one who gets punished! (and how!!) please also give me some feedback. This is my first time writing this kind of story!)