The Evil Vet
By Dragon's Damnation
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Inuyasha.
This is a one-shot. No more chapters! This is it. And it's short! Thanks for reading.
Characters:
Inuyasha as The Patient
Kagome as The Owner
Souta as The Person Who Happens To Be There
Kikyo as The Veterinarian
Miroku as The Counter Person
Sango as The Other Counter Person Who Types on The Computer and Smiles Retartedly At You
Kirara as The Spazzo Cat
Here we go, another insanity fresh from my idiotic mind!
Also, this is a vet office where you have to stay in the waiting room while they check on your pet. Heh. Perfect setting...
Kagome and Souta Higureshi walked into the building carrying a large carrying crate in which they had stuffed everyone's favorite hanyou inside. When the door shut, the bells on it jingled and a large cat came out of nowhere and attacked it.
"Okay, Souta, stay away from Spazzo Kitty, it probably has rabies."
"Oh damn."
"No, that's what beavers live in."
"Lemme out of this box!"
The two ignored him and walked up to the counter.
"Inuyasha for Dr. Kikyo."
The man looked up. "Ah okay. Just sign here."
She signed the form and Miroku grabbed her hands. "By any chance, would you bear my child?"
A boomerang came from nowhere. "Sorry, he hit his head on the fireplace as a baby," said the woman at the computer who was grinning stupidly at her.
"Riight..."
"Inuyasha, please go to room 6D."
Kagome shoved the crate into the room as the vet came in. "Hi, I'm going to be looking at your dog, Inuyasha. Is he due for any shots?"
"Yes, a distemper!"
"Alright. Please go back to the waiting room."
Kagome went back into the room and sat beside her brother. Suddenly, a loud yelp came from one of the rooms.
A few minutes later, more was heard...
"KAGOME, I'M BEING VIOLATED!!!!!!!"
A few minutes later....
"KAGOME, I'M REALLY BEING VIOLATED!!!!!!!!!"
A few minutes later....
"KAGOME, I'M NOT BEING VIOLATED ANYMORE, I'M BEING MOLESTED!!!!!!"
A few minutes later....
"KAGOME, I'M REALLY GETTING MOLESTED NOW!!!!!!!"
A few minutes later....
"KAGOME, I'M NOT BEING MOLESTED ANYMORE, I'M BEING WRONGED!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome sighed and stood up. She headed towards the entrance to the hall, which had the check up rooms.
"KAGOME, THE VET IS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!!!!!"
Kagome sweat dropped and walked up to the door. "Inuyasha, you're fine. She'll take good care of you."
"TELL THAT TO ME WHEN YOU WALK IN, STUPID!!!"
Kagome sighed, "Inuyasha, sit!" With that, she walked back into the room.
A while later, they all stood at the counter, paying for the visit. Kikyo pushed Inuyasha's crate out over to them. "I gave him a distemper, a nail trimming, and I had him neutered."
"Okay, thanks."
Inuyasha whimpered from inside his crate. "I was violated," He said, barely above a whisper.
By Dragon's Damnation
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Inuyasha.
This is a one-shot. No more chapters! This is it. And it's short! Thanks for reading.
Characters:
Inuyasha as The Patient
Kagome as The Owner
Souta as The Person Who Happens To Be There
Kikyo as The Veterinarian
Miroku as The Counter Person
Sango as The Other Counter Person Who Types on The Computer and Smiles Retartedly At You
Kirara as The Spazzo Cat
Here we go, another insanity fresh from my idiotic mind!
Also, this is a vet office where you have to stay in the waiting room while they check on your pet. Heh. Perfect setting...
Kagome and Souta Higureshi walked into the building carrying a large carrying crate in which they had stuffed everyone's favorite hanyou inside. When the door shut, the bells on it jingled and a large cat came out of nowhere and attacked it.
"Okay, Souta, stay away from Spazzo Kitty, it probably has rabies."
"Oh damn."
"No, that's what beavers live in."
"Lemme out of this box!"
The two ignored him and walked up to the counter.
"Inuyasha for Dr. Kikyo."
The man looked up. "Ah okay. Just sign here."
She signed the form and Miroku grabbed her hands. "By any chance, would you bear my child?"
A boomerang came from nowhere. "Sorry, he hit his head on the fireplace as a baby," said the woman at the computer who was grinning stupidly at her.
"Riight..."
"Inuyasha, please go to room 6D."
Kagome shoved the crate into the room as the vet came in. "Hi, I'm going to be looking at your dog, Inuyasha. Is he due for any shots?"
"Yes, a distemper!"
"Alright. Please go back to the waiting room."
Kagome went back into the room and sat beside her brother. Suddenly, a loud yelp came from one of the rooms.
A few minutes later, more was heard...
"KAGOME, I'M BEING VIOLATED!!!!!!!"
A few minutes later....
"KAGOME, I'M REALLY BEING VIOLATED!!!!!!!!!"
A few minutes later....
"KAGOME, I'M NOT BEING VIOLATED ANYMORE, I'M BEING MOLESTED!!!!!!"
A few minutes later....
"KAGOME, I'M REALLY GETTING MOLESTED NOW!!!!!!!"
A few minutes later....
"KAGOME, I'M NOT BEING MOLESTED ANYMORE, I'M BEING WRONGED!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome sighed and stood up. She headed towards the entrance to the hall, which had the check up rooms.
"KAGOME, THE VET IS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!!!!!"
Kagome sweat dropped and walked up to the door. "Inuyasha, you're fine. She'll take good care of you."
"TELL THAT TO ME WHEN YOU WALK IN, STUPID!!!"
Kagome sighed, "Inuyasha, sit!" With that, she walked back into the room.
A while later, they all stood at the counter, paying for the visit. Kikyo pushed Inuyasha's crate out over to them. "I gave him a distemper, a nail trimming, and I had him neutered."
"Okay, thanks."
Inuyasha whimpered from inside his crate. "I was violated," He said, barely above a whisper.