(Wow…It's been a LONG time! But I suddenly had the urge…you guys should see some of my new fics!)
Buri: *a look of dawning comprehension on her face* You know, Alanna and Numair are in the same age group, and Neal and Daine are in the same age group. Why don't you just stop the fighting and jealousy and have Alanna go with Numair and Neal go with Daine and Kel go with Dom?!
Kel: What about you and Thayet?
Neal: Omigosh! Don't do it! *Grabs Thayet's arm* I don't care how desperate we all are, I will not sit here and watch the queen of my country resort to that!
Thayet: Don't worry, that part of my life was a long time ago--
Buri: Don't say it!
Dom: What's going on here?
Alanna: I knew there was something freaky going on when me and Liam found you!
Thayet: Don't you speak like that to me, Alanna--
Daine: QUIET! How did this suddenly happen? I thought we were friends…
Numair: Well, yes, but that was before Buri hinted that we should make definite couples--
Alanna: AND I firmly believe that she's right. Numair, sweetie, come over here--
Daine: Numair, if you lift one FOOT I will--
Dom: STOP IT! This is so annoying!
Host: CAT FIGHT! Bring on the quicksand! *He snaps his fingers and the quicksand pit appears. There is a suspicious rippling under the surface and a bubble suddenly arises from underneath. Daine and Alanna tumble in. Alanna has her coconut sword out*
Daine: EEK! Something touched my foot--
Alanna: You're going down, you statutory freak!
Numair: That was uncalled for!
Daine: No, really, something's grabbing my foot!
Mysterious voice: STOP!
All: *in mystical, awed voices* Raoul!
Host: Wow…Raoul. You have no idea how badly they wanted you here.
Alanna: Ok Raoul, you have to fence with me! *Sinks more in the quicksand, brandishing her coconut sword*
Dom: Raoul, please, I'm your best sergeant…Get me off this gods forsaken island!
Thayet: But NOT before you make him give me a better kiss! We were playing spin the coconut and--
Numair: Be quiet! Raoul, you NEED to help me reach this seed, you see, it's only found here and I think it contains the cure to Fencer's Foot, so--
Kel: Yea, but you still need to teach me how to ward off unwanted older men, Raoul, it's disgusting!
Neal: And PLEASE knock some sense into her…
Buri: Do you hate me, Raoul?
Host: See what I mean? *They form a line in front of Raoul as he rubs his temples*
Daine: RAOUL! Me and Alanna are stuck in quicksand, and SOMEONE IS GRABBING MY FOOT!
Raoul: Fine, fine. *Grabs Alanna and Daine. Pulls them out of the pit. A hand is still holding on to Daine's foot. Raoul grabs the hand and pulls. It is Jon*
Alanna: *to host* I though you said they were off the show! All this time they've been under the sand? They could have died!
Raoul: Who's they? I only see Jon.
Thayet: GEORGE IS DOWN THERE TOO!
Raoul: Oh *his stomach growls. He walks into the woods looking for food*
Jon: Alanna! I love you! *they hug*
Thayet: *crouching next to the pit* George? GEORGE!
Jon: *Examines his innocence rock. Throws it at Thayet*
Thayet: George! GEOR--*is unconscious*
Dom: *from far away* Hey Raoul! Raoul, guess what!! ME AND KEL ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!
(A/n: wow…complete randomness…Whatever. Review please!)