The Love Shack

Hey, I have finally had time to make me a fanfic that I can call my own ok, in this story, the characters in it will be the following:, Ki, Haku, Puff, Mo, Shika, Kuri, and myself (Ishi)!!!! Also various people from Dragon Knights, FAKE, Gravitation, Rurouni Kenshin, Shaman King, Demon Diary, Yu Yu Hakusho, DragonBall Z, X/1999, Saiyuki, and Yu Gi Oh! The plot here is that our pal Rath has been having problems with his love life (weirdness if I ever saw it) and is debating whether to be gay or straight. Which will he choose? The good or the gay side of the duster! But it won't be easy, for him; little does he know that Kharl wants him, and that he is secretly being video taped by 2 shonen-ai freaks! And what happens when a new evil, er, should I say homophobic mom comes to NY to restrict any kind of gay acts, thus, leading to the final battle between the good and the gay!? Stick around for fun, laughs, yaoi and Shonen-ai, and a ton of crazy stuff that doesn't make sense, in a world where nothing is what it seems!!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these people! Or any of the anime and/or manga that they come from. I have great respect for anime and/or manga writers! I don't own my friends either if anyone would like to know.

Ch. 1 the starting point

The half demon fell on his feet just catching his balance, as his opponent's head fell to the ground, splattering the green grass with blood (ewwww). It had been a fine, peaceful and utterly BORING morning for Rath until a rather annoying demon approached him.

(Flashback)

Rath: I'm bored. Anonymous Demon: Me too, hey, we have a lot in common you and I!

Rath: Hn..... Go away before I kill you.

Anonymous Demon: Ha, kill me? Have you seen my size?

Rath looked up at the demon standing next to him, it was about 5 feet taller than he, and had smelly breath.

Rath: So?

Anonymous Demon: So I'd like to see you try, little man!

Meanwhile sitting behind a rather big rock....

Ki: Give me the binoculars now!

Ishi: No wait, I think they's starting to fight!

Ki: Ya getting it all on tape?

Ishi: Yup! Wonder if this is what he wants...

Ki: Of course it is! Rath, sweating, and using his sexy muscles!!!

Ishi:...........

Ki: What?

Anyways.........

Rath: Die!!!!

(End flashback)

Rath had been thinking a lot about things lately. It had been a while since the Dragon Lord had summoned the knights back to the castle, considering things have been pretty quiet lately in the demon realm. This had given Rath time to reflect on himself. And, to be blunt (cuz I don't wanna get all mushy), he needed some loving! Sweet, sweet loving!!!

Rath: Hm....no I don't!

Voice-inside-head: Yes you do!

Rath: No!!!!!

Rune: No what?

Rath: Hey how the hell did you get here?

Rune: That bus over there.

Rune points to a bus at the side of a dirt road now pouring out travelers, and tourists to see the jungle (yes, Rath lives in the jungle).

Rath: blush Oh...

Meanwhile, back by the rock....

Ki: Oooh! Is that Rune I see?

Ishi: Yup it is. Turns camera that's on zoom to tourists Aw crap! They're gonna ruin the fun!

Ki: We better report out, Kharl wants only footage of Rath, Rath naked, Rath jacking off, Rath bathing, Rath having sexual relations, Rath.....

Ishi: Basically Rath doing just about anything kinky!

Here's my fun!!! Yay, the first Chapter is up! I will write more soon! I hope others besides me think that it's happy, fun stuff! Please, please review me! I won't put up more 'til I got's me three reviews!!! It doesn't matter if they're good or bad! And remember, Subaru loves you!