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Remember, Animals are thys Best Friend
Elladan and Elrohir had only been in Rivendell ten minutes when they was a knock on their door.
Elladan sighed. "Come in!"
Merry and Pippin pushed the door open.
"Hallo!"
"Hi Merry, Pippin, long time no see," said Elrohir, "I noticed that Fathers robes look somewhat different today." He said with a smirk, "I take it that was your doing?"
"Naturally," said Merry, "so have you brought anything back from your travels that might be of interest to us?"
A look of suspicion crossed the twin's faces.
"Do you know?" asked Elladan sharply.
"Arwen told us," said Pippin, "Anyway, Elrohir we have a business opportunity for you."
Pippin strode down the corridor carrying a large cardboard box.
"You got her then?" asked Merry as Pippin approached.
"Yep," said Pippin grinning, "Merry, I'd like you to meet Suzie!"
Merry gingerly lifted the top off the box and peered in.
"Hi ya, Suzie!"
There was a loud hiss and Merry quickly replaced the lid with a small gasp.
"Viscous little thing, isn't she?" he remarked rubbing his bitten fingers.
Elrond had got his tailors to make him some new robes at top speed but they weren't as grand or as well made or even as nice as his old ones.
But none of that mattered now he was about to have a nice warm relaxing bath. It was the 29th of September, Frodo and Bilbo's birthday, and the party was just over. He opened the door into his bathroom and twisted the taps on so hot water poured into the tub.
Then out of the corner of his eye he thought he saw something...........huge..........black..........hairy..............and with eight legs scuttling around the floor.
Without thinking about what he was doing he turned around..........................
Meanwhile Bilbo was returning from his party. He was completely unaware of all the stuff that had been happening over the last few days in Imladris, (He'd been asleep during all of them and he didn't listen to the elves gossip!).
I was at that point he heard a high-pitched, girlish scream coming from Elrond's quarters.
"EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!" and then a loud thump.
"Goodness! What in Middle Earth was that?" said Bilbo plodding forward into Elrond's room.
Elrond was in the bathroom standing on top of the toilet, a baseball bat clasped between his hands and a huge tarantula was sprawled out on the floor. Squished.
"SUZIE!" Elrohir pushed his way passed Bilbo followed by his brother. "You Monster!" he screamed at his father, "You've killed her, my Suzie! She's dead! Because of you!" he pointed a finger at Elrond tears running down his face.
At this point he tried to snatch the baseball bat out of his dad's hands to use against him but Aragorn pulled him back. Elrohir fell to the ground in a sobbing heap
Arwen crouched down beside her sibling and attempted to consol him.
Elrond was watching from the toilet still trembling.
Arachnophobia. He was ashamed of it.
Merry and Pippin were watching from behind Aragorn.
"Pip," whispered Merry, "please tell me you didn't tell Elrohir that Suzie would be safe."
"He knew the risks." said Pippin a tear in his eye, whether it was from grief or mirth Merry didn't know, "besides, I said we would try to try to get her home safely."
Bilbo muttered his condolences to Elrohir and left for his chambers.
"That was the best birthday present ever!" he laughed when he got there.
That night, Elrond looked out his bedroom window, into the gardens and saw Elrohir, Elladan, Arwen, Aragorn, Pippin, Merry, Lindir, Frodo, Sam and Bilbo dressed in black morning wear, standing beside a tiny grave, complete with a tiny headstone which read,
'Suzie, beloved Spider and Friend. MURDERED! 29th of September. R.I.P. (Rest in Pieces).
"The whole world's gone mad!" exclaimed Elrond, before turning to his bed. That night his dreams were haunted with giant spiders.
A.N. We too, give our condolences to Elrohir. Even though sweetdeath04 has Arachnophobia. Next chapter will be up before the summer, once we think of another prank.
Remember, Animals are thys Best Friend
Elladan and Elrohir had only been in Rivendell ten minutes when they was a knock on their door.
Elladan sighed. "Come in!"
Merry and Pippin pushed the door open.
"Hallo!"
"Hi Merry, Pippin, long time no see," said Elrohir, "I noticed that Fathers robes look somewhat different today." He said with a smirk, "I take it that was your doing?"
"Naturally," said Merry, "so have you brought anything back from your travels that might be of interest to us?"
A look of suspicion crossed the twin's faces.
"Do you know?" asked Elladan sharply.
"Arwen told us," said Pippin, "Anyway, Elrohir we have a business opportunity for you."
Pippin strode down the corridor carrying a large cardboard box.
"You got her then?" asked Merry as Pippin approached.
"Yep," said Pippin grinning, "Merry, I'd like you to meet Suzie!"
Merry gingerly lifted the top off the box and peered in.
"Hi ya, Suzie!"
There was a loud hiss and Merry quickly replaced the lid with a small gasp.
"Viscous little thing, isn't she?" he remarked rubbing his bitten fingers.
Elrond had got his tailors to make him some new robes at top speed but they weren't as grand or as well made or even as nice as his old ones.
But none of that mattered now he was about to have a nice warm relaxing bath. It was the 29th of September, Frodo and Bilbo's birthday, and the party was just over. He opened the door into his bathroom and twisted the taps on so hot water poured into the tub.
Then out of the corner of his eye he thought he saw something...........huge..........black..........hairy..............and with eight legs scuttling around the floor.
Without thinking about what he was doing he turned around..........................
Meanwhile Bilbo was returning from his party. He was completely unaware of all the stuff that had been happening over the last few days in Imladris, (He'd been asleep during all of them and he didn't listen to the elves gossip!).
I was at that point he heard a high-pitched, girlish scream coming from Elrond's quarters.
"EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!" and then a loud thump.
"Goodness! What in Middle Earth was that?" said Bilbo plodding forward into Elrond's room.
Elrond was in the bathroom standing on top of the toilet, a baseball bat clasped between his hands and a huge tarantula was sprawled out on the floor. Squished.
"SUZIE!" Elrohir pushed his way passed Bilbo followed by his brother. "You Monster!" he screamed at his father, "You've killed her, my Suzie! She's dead! Because of you!" he pointed a finger at Elrond tears running down his face.
At this point he tried to snatch the baseball bat out of his dad's hands to use against him but Aragorn pulled him back. Elrohir fell to the ground in a sobbing heap
Arwen crouched down beside her sibling and attempted to consol him.
Elrond was watching from the toilet still trembling.
Arachnophobia. He was ashamed of it.
Merry and Pippin were watching from behind Aragorn.
"Pip," whispered Merry, "please tell me you didn't tell Elrohir that Suzie would be safe."
"He knew the risks." said Pippin a tear in his eye, whether it was from grief or mirth Merry didn't know, "besides, I said we would try to try to get her home safely."
Bilbo muttered his condolences to Elrohir and left for his chambers.
"That was the best birthday present ever!" he laughed when he got there.
That night, Elrond looked out his bedroom window, into the gardens and saw Elrohir, Elladan, Arwen, Aragorn, Pippin, Merry, Lindir, Frodo, Sam and Bilbo dressed in black morning wear, standing beside a tiny grave, complete with a tiny headstone which read,
'Suzie, beloved Spider and Friend. MURDERED! 29th of September. R.I.P. (Rest in Pieces).
"The whole world's gone mad!" exclaimed Elrond, before turning to his bed. That night his dreams were haunted with giant spiders.
A.N. We too, give our condolences to Elrohir. Even though sweetdeath04 has Arachnophobia. Next chapter will be up before the summer, once we think of another prank.