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If thou makes it bigger thou makes it better
Aragorn arrived at the study that he'd been summoned to.
Elladan, (the still mourning) Elrohir, Legolas, Arwen, Frodo, Sam and Lindir were already there all of them were looking puzzled.
Pippin walked through the door.
"Presenting," he said dramatically, "the Master of Mayhem, the Prince of Pranks, the King of Chaos, Meriadoc Brandybuck!"
"What's with all the names?" someone asked.
"That's what he wants us to call him now," said Pippin, simply.
Merry strode into the room looking very smug about him self.
"You are the chosen ones!" he began.
Arwen was trying not to laugh, Aragorn, Legolas and Lindir grinned broadly, Frodo and Sam rolled their eyes and even Elladan and Elrohir managed to crack a smile.
"Of the Fellowship of Rule Breakers!" Merry continued pompously.
"The... what?" Legolas asked.
"The Fellowship of Rule Breakers! You know, like the Fellowship of the Ring, except that didn't work and this one has one more member. This one doesn't specialise in destroying evil magic rings, it specialises in annoying the heck out of Elrond!"
"I don't need much more convincing!" said Elrohir, the memories of Suzie flooding back. He stood up.
Arwen too, rose to her feet. "Well, we can't have another Fellowship which is boys only."
Aragorn and Elladan stood up, after Arwen and Elrohir's lead. Elladan was slightly afraid what his twin would do to their father if he wasn't accompanied.
Frodo and Sam had the same idea except for Merry and Pippin. So they stood up.
Lindir still hadn't forgiven Elrond for the 'kidnapping' of his bouncy ball.
"I'm in!" he said, rising to his feet.
Everyone now looked at Legolas. He had his arms folded and a disapproving look was on his face.
Aragorn bent down and whispered something in Legolas's ear, which sounded suspiciously like blackmail.
"OK!" cried Legolas shrilly, jumping to his feet. "I'll do it, I'll do it!"
"Perfect!" said Merry. "Pippin and I have already formulated a plan. All we need to do now is figure out what each of us is going to do!"
"So," said Arwen, "What's the plan?"
"Legolas, are you in position?"
"Check!"
"Lindir, what about you?"
"Check!"
"Frodo, Sam?"
"Check!"
"Check!"
"Good! Over and out!" said Merry as he put down his walkie-talkie. "The four watchers are in position."
Pippin turned to look at him. "Good, Aragorn's just gone off to find Elrond."
As if on cue, Aragorn's voice came through the walkie-talkie. "Subject sighted. Operation Distract the Idiot about to commence."
"Good work, number five. Now keep him away from the main courtyard at all costs, Aragorn."
Merry continued, "Ok everyone, we're about to begin. The Four Watchers, stop anyone from coming anywhere near the courtyard. Arwen, wait for my signal. Over and Out and everybody... good luck!"
Merry, Pippin, Elladan and Elrohir walked forward as one and tipped the boxes up and white powder flooded into the stone fountain, situated right in the middle of the courtyard.
When the boxes had been emptied they quickly cleared the area. Merry picked up the walkie-talkie.
"Arwen," he said into the device. "LET HER RIP!!!"
Arwen tutted to her self.
"This is a prank not a Bay-Blade match!"
She was in Rivendell's main boiler room. She located the fountain control and twisted it from 'Gentle Flow' to 'Monsoon'.
The boiler started to shake as though it was about to explode and she fled the small room immediately.
Meanwhile out side, Lindir was just about to 'explain' to a very large and angry dwarf why he wasn't allowed to go into the courtyard when he heard screams echoing from the fountain and cheers coming from the walkie-talkie strapped to his belt.
"Right," he said slowly to the dwarf, "I think you can go in now!"
With that he ducked past him and sped off toward the arranged meeting place.
"Merry," he gasped into the walkie-talkie, "there's a very mean looking dwarf coming your way."
"Don't worry," came the reply, "we're out of his way and I'm sure he's nothing to what Elrond's going to be like when he sees what we've done!"
"ARAGORN! LEAVE ME ALONE!" shrieked the distressed elf lord.
"But my lord..."
"DON'T 'BUT MY LORD ME!" mimicked Elrond and he pushed passed the ranger and headed toward the courtyard.
Aragorn let out a few swear words in elvish and ran after him.
Suddenly his walkie-talkie crackled and Pippin's voice said, "OK, the operation is completed! Meet on the tallest tower in five."
Aragorn sighed and turned tail. He sped down the hall and up some very steep steps.
Elrond arrived in the court yard.........................
At first he thought it had snowed. Then it dawned on him that they were not snow flakes that had landed on his head........they were bubbles! The Fellowship of Rule Breakers had used enough soap suds to last the Rivendell laundrette a decade. (The boxes had been '30% extra free' Jumbo Sized!)
It was five feet deep in some places, and even the large dwarf was struggling to keep his head out of the deadly sea of suds.
Elrond screamed. He screamed and he screamed and he screamed. He was so busy screaming that he didn't notice that the bubbles were up to his neck and rising.
He only realised this in fact, when he couldn't scream any more because every time he did he got a mouth full of fluffy, white, foam.
"Yep," said Legolas starring at Elrond through his binoculars, "we got him good."
"Give me those!" said Elrohir as he snatched them away from Legolas,
"Ha!" he cried, "In your face you spider killer!"
"Murderer!" joined in Elladan.
"Kidnaper!" yelled Lindir.
"Really bad Father!" spat Arwen.
"Evil elf lord!" cried Aragorn.
"You're really annoying, up tight, and you have atrocious table manners!" screamed Pippin leaning right over the side of the balcony.
After giving Pippin an exasperated look, Merry turned to the others,
"Brilliant job everyone! We couldn't have done it without you. All ten of us............. Hang on! WHERE'S SAM?!"
"We must have left him behind!" exclaimed Frodo, "And he can't swim!" He sped down the steps and out of sight.
Sam was discovered holding onto the wooded door from the boiler room, which *had* exploded, ten minutes later.
"So," said Pippin as Aragorn and Legolas waded out to the drenched hobbit, "The fountain's going to be on the 'Monsoon' setting for quite some time, I believe!"
A.N. Thanks again to all our wonderful reviewers. We appreciate your support! Next Chapter coming very soon. Sweetdeath04
& Thorney
If thou makes it bigger thou makes it better
Aragorn arrived at the study that he'd been summoned to.
Elladan, (the still mourning) Elrohir, Legolas, Arwen, Frodo, Sam and Lindir were already there all of them were looking puzzled.
Pippin walked through the door.
"Presenting," he said dramatically, "the Master of Mayhem, the Prince of Pranks, the King of Chaos, Meriadoc Brandybuck!"
"What's with all the names?" someone asked.
"That's what he wants us to call him now," said Pippin, simply.
Merry strode into the room looking very smug about him self.
"You are the chosen ones!" he began.
Arwen was trying not to laugh, Aragorn, Legolas and Lindir grinned broadly, Frodo and Sam rolled their eyes and even Elladan and Elrohir managed to crack a smile.
"Of the Fellowship of Rule Breakers!" Merry continued pompously.
"The... what?" Legolas asked.
"The Fellowship of Rule Breakers! You know, like the Fellowship of the Ring, except that didn't work and this one has one more member. This one doesn't specialise in destroying evil magic rings, it specialises in annoying the heck out of Elrond!"
"I don't need much more convincing!" said Elrohir, the memories of Suzie flooding back. He stood up.
Arwen too, rose to her feet. "Well, we can't have another Fellowship which is boys only."
Aragorn and Elladan stood up, after Arwen and Elrohir's lead. Elladan was slightly afraid what his twin would do to their father if he wasn't accompanied.
Frodo and Sam had the same idea except for Merry and Pippin. So they stood up.
Lindir still hadn't forgiven Elrond for the 'kidnapping' of his bouncy ball.
"I'm in!" he said, rising to his feet.
Everyone now looked at Legolas. He had his arms folded and a disapproving look was on his face.
Aragorn bent down and whispered something in Legolas's ear, which sounded suspiciously like blackmail.
"OK!" cried Legolas shrilly, jumping to his feet. "I'll do it, I'll do it!"
"Perfect!" said Merry. "Pippin and I have already formulated a plan. All we need to do now is figure out what each of us is going to do!"
"So," said Arwen, "What's the plan?"
"Legolas, are you in position?"
"Check!"
"Lindir, what about you?"
"Check!"
"Frodo, Sam?"
"Check!"
"Check!"
"Good! Over and out!" said Merry as he put down his walkie-talkie. "The four watchers are in position."
Pippin turned to look at him. "Good, Aragorn's just gone off to find Elrond."
As if on cue, Aragorn's voice came through the walkie-talkie. "Subject sighted. Operation Distract the Idiot about to commence."
"Good work, number five. Now keep him away from the main courtyard at all costs, Aragorn."
Merry continued, "Ok everyone, we're about to begin. The Four Watchers, stop anyone from coming anywhere near the courtyard. Arwen, wait for my signal. Over and Out and everybody... good luck!"
Merry, Pippin, Elladan and Elrohir walked forward as one and tipped the boxes up and white powder flooded into the stone fountain, situated right in the middle of the courtyard.
When the boxes had been emptied they quickly cleared the area. Merry picked up the walkie-talkie.
"Arwen," he said into the device. "LET HER RIP!!!"
Arwen tutted to her self.
"This is a prank not a Bay-Blade match!"
She was in Rivendell's main boiler room. She located the fountain control and twisted it from 'Gentle Flow' to 'Monsoon'.
The boiler started to shake as though it was about to explode and she fled the small room immediately.
Meanwhile out side, Lindir was just about to 'explain' to a very large and angry dwarf why he wasn't allowed to go into the courtyard when he heard screams echoing from the fountain and cheers coming from the walkie-talkie strapped to his belt.
"Right," he said slowly to the dwarf, "I think you can go in now!"
With that he ducked past him and sped off toward the arranged meeting place.
"Merry," he gasped into the walkie-talkie, "there's a very mean looking dwarf coming your way."
"Don't worry," came the reply, "we're out of his way and I'm sure he's nothing to what Elrond's going to be like when he sees what we've done!"
"ARAGORN! LEAVE ME ALONE!" shrieked the distressed elf lord.
"But my lord..."
"DON'T 'BUT MY LORD ME!" mimicked Elrond and he pushed passed the ranger and headed toward the courtyard.
Aragorn let out a few swear words in elvish and ran after him.
Suddenly his walkie-talkie crackled and Pippin's voice said, "OK, the operation is completed! Meet on the tallest tower in five."
Aragorn sighed and turned tail. He sped down the hall and up some very steep steps.
Elrond arrived in the court yard.........................
At first he thought it had snowed. Then it dawned on him that they were not snow flakes that had landed on his head........they were bubbles! The Fellowship of Rule Breakers had used enough soap suds to last the Rivendell laundrette a decade. (The boxes had been '30% extra free' Jumbo Sized!)
It was five feet deep in some places, and even the large dwarf was struggling to keep his head out of the deadly sea of suds.
Elrond screamed. He screamed and he screamed and he screamed. He was so busy screaming that he didn't notice that the bubbles were up to his neck and rising.
He only realised this in fact, when he couldn't scream any more because every time he did he got a mouth full of fluffy, white, foam.
"Yep," said Legolas starring at Elrond through his binoculars, "we got him good."
"Give me those!" said Elrohir as he snatched them away from Legolas,
"Ha!" he cried, "In your face you spider killer!"
"Murderer!" joined in Elladan.
"Kidnaper!" yelled Lindir.
"Really bad Father!" spat Arwen.
"Evil elf lord!" cried Aragorn.
"You're really annoying, up tight, and you have atrocious table manners!" screamed Pippin leaning right over the side of the balcony.
After giving Pippin an exasperated look, Merry turned to the others,
"Brilliant job everyone! We couldn't have done it without you. All ten of us............. Hang on! WHERE'S SAM?!"
"We must have left him behind!" exclaimed Frodo, "And he can't swim!" He sped down the steps and out of sight.
Sam was discovered holding onto the wooded door from the boiler room, which *had* exploded, ten minutes later.
"So," said Pippin as Aragorn and Legolas waded out to the drenched hobbit, "The fountain's going to be on the 'Monsoon' setting for quite some time, I believe!"
A.N. Thanks again to all our wonderful reviewers. We appreciate your support! Next Chapter coming very soon. Sweetdeath04
& Thorney