A/N: Ok. Due to Popular request, I'm back. And Mandy's here helping. So.here we go.

Disclaimer: If I owned LOTR, would I REALLY be
here.and wouldn't my name be Jasmine Tolkien?
Hey.that has a nice ring to it. Uh, anyway,
right. I don't even own Me.I DO however own the
pen I'm chewing on.

Chapter 4: Remember , think of them in their underwear.

Jasmine's POV

Ok, I admit.I was staring, but Hey so were they, so we cancel each other out.

Wait, they WERE staring. OH NO! "Ugh." I whispered to Amanda " I hate being stared at" "Just remember to imagine them in their underwear" Amanda whispered back, before slapping herself in the forehead. "No Bad, BAD" she muttered.

My eyes, naturally, went to Legolas. Amanda clapped her hand on my eyes. "Dirty!" she hissed. The Elves looked very confused, but Arwen came forward and led us to Elrond.

Amanda took her hand off my eyes when we got there, trusting to the fact that Elrond in his underwear would repulse me. It did. "Holy Mother of Cheese!" I shouted before clapping my hands over my eyes.

Amanda's POV

I giggled under my breath. Jasmine was making a fool of herself.as usual.

"Please forgive Lauriëlotë, She has trouble seeing sometimes." I said sweetly. Jasmine kicked me and straightened up. "My apologies Lord Elrond, I had something in my eye" Jasmine said just as sweetly.

Elrond looked downright confused, but comprehension dawned on his face, and he was ugly and impassive once again.

"You are welcome in Rivendell. You have arrived just in time for our Council, you will sit in on it, as representatives for Lotlorien" Elrond said seriously.

Jasmine and I glanced at each other, and jumped up and down happily. Arwen led us away, and sat us at a table faaaaar from everyone else.

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Sorry it's so short but I wrote it on the way to the hospital. I'll write more later today. Adios!