Terra: You are doing a second chapter why?
Demon: Cause people liked the first one!
Terra: Silverelfstar said you scare her!
Demon: So she said it was cool! And that it wasn't a flame! Flames are for burning babies!
Terra: Don't you mean dead babies?
Demon: Does it really matter?
Terra: You're sick minded!
Demon: (bows) Why thank you!
Terra: That was an insult!
Demon: Your point being! Know what just shut up! I need to start this damn chapter!
Chapter 2 ... Let's Conga!
It's a beautiful warm night on a randomly tropical island, thousands of miles away from Domino City, and no one knows why they are there cause if they ask I'll beat them with my Whopping Shovel and stick them in a randomly chosen song from the sixties! They are all somewhat drunk ... no not Mokuba and Noah, they're just really high on fruit punch at the moment ... and are singing and dancing and Pegasus is being stocked by my evil, bitchy, grade 8 French teacher Mrs. Crandle! And everyone is wearing hoola dancing skirts with those bloody coconut bras ... and for some messed up reason the guys are too! And so it starts ...
Mai: (starts to sing while doing the conga ...)
Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer.
Tea: (takes over with the singing, getting Mai pissed off)
Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do the conga beat
(Tea and Mai start a highly aggressive bitch slapping contest... fight)
Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Duke and Ryou: (take over the singing and are for some reason doing the Macarena and not the conga...)
Everybody gather 'round now
let your body feel the heat.
Don't you worry if you can't dance
let the music move your feet.
It's the rhythm of the island
and like sugarcane, so sweet.
If you want to do the conga
you've got to listen to the beat.
Serenity: (pushes the guys out of the way and continues the song ...)
Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do the conga beat
(Mai and Tea finally stop slapping each other and join Serenity for this
part)
Feel the fire of desire
as you dance the night away.
'Cos tonight we're gonna party
till we see the break of day.
Better get yourself together
and hold on to what you got.
Once the music hits your system
there's no way you're gonna stop.
Marik, Malik, Bakura, Seto and Bandit Keith: (they take over since Mai and Tea are slapping each other again and Serenity and Tristan have suddenly disappeared)
Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do the conga beat
(Everyone turns to see Pegasus running for dear life as he screams out the last bit of the song while being chased by Mrs. Crandle)
Pegasus: (screaming out the words while running like flipping hell from my teacher)
Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it,
do the conga
Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do the conga beat
Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga!
Pegasus disappears in the distance, still screaming, while everyone falls asleep on the spot and Mokuba and Noah decide to stick live Hermit Crabs down everyone's skirt and Serenity and Tristan still haven't returned and that stupid cow got spiked on the moon while trying to jump over it and well you get the point!
End
Terra: That made no sense at all!
Demon: What do you think I can come up with in the middle of the night!
Terra: Just get the reviewer to give you titles of songs and then write something worth reading!
Demon: Go piss yourself! Wait don't do that ... I forgot ... you share my damn body!
Wakka: Review please! Hmmm... when can I go home?
Demon: Never ...
Wakka: Oooohhhh! (holds onto his ear and sucks his thumb)
Demon: Ignore that please and review ... please ... I need a life...