a/n I really love this story.

"OMG Draco dont die!! Noes!" cried Serenity falling on her knees besides Dracos body, her emerald sapphire eyes filling with silver crystal tears. I must use my Magfia powers to bring Draco back to life!, she tought. "Acorda Cobra Porca" she chanted. The heart shapped stone around her neck glowed (a/n its a magia stone) "Im alive! Im alive!" Draco screamed opening his eyes. "So Illl kill you again" said Voldemort with a cruel laugh that made everyone freeze in terror. "Noes!" cried Serenity, her golden hair cascading in curls around her beautiful face. Nedviulle whimpered hiding under a table. "Not SO fast, Voldemort!!" said a voice from the shadowy corner of the dungeon. Voldemort faced the person talking, his red snake like eyes fixed on her violet ones. "Catty Bitchy" he drawled "we meet again." On the corner was a girl of about seventeen with purple hair with ebony streaks, a dragon shaped tatto on her back, a sword (a/n like in Rurouni Kenshin! ) on her waist, she had a belly button piercing and high helled leather boots. Her tight shirt said "Punkz Rockerz". "Dude, you are way out of your game here" Catty said pushing Snape, who had tried to shut her up, aside roughly. "Go back to teh Shadow!" "Mwahahahaha! You cant possibly beat me again, Catty, not like sixteen years ago. After all it was you not Harry Potter who nearly destroyed" said Voldemort, suddendly looking less confidant. "Dats right dude. And if u dont run back to your mamma right now, u gonna get schooledz!" said Catty making everyone impressed with her attittude. "Ill be back, Catty Bitchy, you wont see the last of me" said Voldemort disappearing in a puff of smoke "And Ill get my daughter to cum with me too" And he was gone. All the boys screamed and several girls fainted. Snape tried to calm his students "Children, children please let us sit down and sing our school hymn" he pleaded. Meanwhile, Catty looked very pleased with herself and no one dared to approach her except Serenity. "Who are you?" she asked "Ma names Bitchy. Catty Bitchy, and Im a transfeer student from Drumstrang." "Im a transfer student too, we can be like, OMG, best friends!!" said Serenity excited. "Sure dude" said Catty chewing on her bubble gum. Later, Serenity was in Dracos private common room thinking "Am I really Voldemorts daughter?" while he licked her ears and unbottened her blouse. Draco got inside her and pumped her fast, up and down. Then he stopped and Serenity started crying. "Whats the matter, love?" asked Draco who was naked (a/n Wouldnt you like to see that, i knows i would lolz). "I dont know if Im really Voldemorts daughter or noes! I thought I knew who my father was!" "Well Im here so you dont have to care about that OK?" Draco said and kissed with his gorgeous and sensual mouth, their tongues dancing inside their mouths. But Serenity was not so sure. Meanwhile, Snap and Catty were in the Headmasters officve "So Severus, I understand that Miss Bitchy here has saved Miss Shipman and Mister Malfoy from Voldemort?" said Dumbledore chewing on a lemon drop. "Yes, Headmaster, Miss Bitchy has saved the wizarding world yet again" said Snape, although he didnt like Bitchy right now because of their past together (a/N no,no you dirty pervets shes much older than she looks shes half an elf and half a dragon.) "Harry Potter was just a cover up, dude" said Catty swigging her katana with dragon symbols on her left hand. "Im the really fucking gurl who lived" she added looking bitter. "Now, now, theres non need for that kind of language, Miss Bitchy. We all know how deeply you are comminted to the fight against Voldemort" said Dumbledore taking a sip of his lemon tea. "Miss Bitchy here likes to prove herself, Headmaster" said Snape snarckily. "Why dont ya shut yer mouth, you greasy clown." Catty said, menacing. Dumbledore looked very surprised that someone would dare to talk back to the Potions Master. I suppose shes got attittude, he tought. Snape bit his jaw until blood flowed the carpet. He had to go to the infirmary. "Im in love with Serenity, Nedville" said Hairy, blushing. "Wow" Nedville said, but he was jealous and he wanted to kill Harry, for he was in love with the captivating beautiful Serenity too. Also, Ron was almost expelled and was very humiliated.

A/N: Quick chappie!! I promise the next will be much bigger and do you like catty shes so cool so vote with who she will be paired Nedville (NOT!! LOLOLOZ) Snap (WOOHOO) Voldamort (if you vote on this ill flame you creepy preverts) Lupin (he will arrive in the next chappie) VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111 !!!!!!!! Also nedville and hairy will have gay sexx and would you like to be put as one of the characters maybe serenitys cousin, legolas gurl? Couse i can put you, ya know. I love leggy too, i will marry him. So is voldamort really seeres father?? What is the past in cattys life? Wait and seeeee...... Next chappie nedville does something mean and also has gay sexxxx!!