Ah yes, another pointless fic of silliness. (grin) and of course, I don't
own any of the X-men characters.
Toad was riding with Lance to school. He sneezed, turning to the side just in time. Then he heard a scream and a crash. Poor Kelly's car had gotten slimed, and he hit a telephone pole.
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Tabitha sneezed, Principal Kelly screamed. It took 3 hours to remove his office door from the wall.
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Xavier sneezed, Kelly started flopping around on the ground like a dying fish.
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Fred sneezed, and lost his balance. Kelly screamed, and had to go to the hospital for broken bones.
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Wolverine grumbled. The school just had to call when he was the only one there. He walked into the school. He sneezed, then cussed about the dang surgery to remove that chip. Kelly just lay on the ground holding his rear, where Wolverine's claws had slashed it.
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Jean sneezed, and blasted poor Kelly into the swimming pool.
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Hank walked into the school, with the imager on. He sneezed, and covered Principal Kelly in blue fur.
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Kurt sneezed, and accidentally ported into Principal Kelly's shower. They both screamed. Kurt teleported away, while Kelly leaped out the bathroom window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
Toad was riding with Lance to school. He sneezed, turning to the side just in time. Then he heard a scream and a crash. Poor Kelly's car had gotten slimed, and he hit a telephone pole.
- - - - - - - -
Tabitha sneezed, Principal Kelly screamed. It took 3 hours to remove his office door from the wall.
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Xavier sneezed, Kelly started flopping around on the ground like a dying fish.
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Fred sneezed, and lost his balance. Kelly screamed, and had to go to the hospital for broken bones.
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Wolverine grumbled. The school just had to call when he was the only one there. He walked into the school. He sneezed, then cussed about the dang surgery to remove that chip. Kelly just lay on the ground holding his rear, where Wolverine's claws had slashed it.
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Jean sneezed, and blasted poor Kelly into the swimming pool.
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Hank walked into the school, with the imager on. He sneezed, and covered Principal Kelly in blue fur.
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Kurt sneezed, and accidentally ported into Principal Kelly's shower. They both screamed. Kurt teleported away, while Kelly leaped out the bathroom window and got arrested for indecent exposure.