[ZIM]
Well, well, well, what have we here?
The Dib human, huh?
Ooh, I'm really scared! (sarcastic)
So you're the one who spies on me, ha, ha, ha
You're joking, you're joking
I can't believe my eyes
You're joking me, you gotta be
This can't be the one who spies
He's young, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split my Squeedilly Spooch now (A/N: I don't
know how to spell it so keep reading.)
If I don't die laughing first
When I, Zim, say
There's doom close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm Invader Zim
And if you aren't shaking
There's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time
You spy withen my home
[GIR]
Ohhh
[ZIM]
Ohhh
[COMPUTER]
Ohhh
[ZIM]
Ohhh
[COMPUTER]
Ohhh, he's Invader Zim
[ZIM]
If I'm feeling angry
And there's nothing much to do
I might go down the trash can
And work on bringing Earth some doom
[GIR]
Ohhh
[ZIM]
Oh, yeah
[GIR]
Ohhh
[ZIM]
Ohhh
[GIR]
Ohhh
[ZIM & COMPUTER]
Oh, yeah, I'm/he's Invader Zim
[DIB]
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The Swollen Eyeball is expecting me
Zim, come to your senses
[ZIM]
You're joking, you're joking
I can't believe my ears (Um, where are they?)
GIR shut this human up!
I'm burning in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really aren't much
And now, without your permission
I'm gonna do my stuff
[DIB]
What are you going to do?
[ZIM]
I'm gonna bring you to your doom
Oh, the sound of exploding bombs
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a destroying Invader from Irk
And I really don't fight fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine
[DIB]
Zim, release me fast or you will have to
Answer to this heinous act
[ZIM]
By Irk, this is something
You put me in a spin (?)
You aren't comprehending
The position
That you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Invader Zim
And you ain't going nowhere

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