Jingle and the Hamsters from Mars

(Parody of David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust)

Verse 1

Oh, yeah !

Jingle plays guitar

Charming Ham he's wheelin' freely

With the Hamsters from Mars

He played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special Ham

He and his brilliant band.

Jingle really sings

Dashing eyes and puffy hairdo

Looking like the king

He could win them by smiling

Never leave them to hang

He's one cool Daddy-O Man

He and his brilliant band.

Chorus (Part 1)

So where were the Hamsters ?

Did they simply slip his mind ?

Just the dear lights to guide us

He's the King from East to West

And we all know he's the best !

Oh !

Verse 2

Jingle's quite a guy

Charming Ham he's wheelin' freely

With the Hamsters from Mars

He does it natch

With God-given bass

He takes it all too far

But boy, can he play guitar !

Chorus (Part 2)

He's in love with his Ego

Visions of grandeur slipped into his mind

Like a Hamster Messiah

When they snitched about his fans

He had a real change of plans

Oh, yeah !

Jingle played...guitar !

By: Elizabeth Berndt

August 14, 2002