This is a story about pink flamingos...yeah...we don't own any of these characters, or anyone else from The Lord of the Rings. Except the flamingos!!! huggles one it may be pink, but it's cute, and we DO own them! Enjoy!
Aragorn,drunk as hell, runs around in his backyard screaming "I am insane with anger!" Legolas pops out of the bushes and tackles Aragorn crying, "AH! The flamingos of doom are after me!" "What, what do you mean?" Aragon said blinking a bit, "What flamingos?""They're mad I tell you! They popped out off their sticks and now they're after me!!!" said Legalos as he squeezed his arms tightly around Aragorn. A few seconds later, a small plastic pink flamingo swayed across the grass and flopped pathetically towards them. "You see?! They're possessed or something!"
Aragorn raised an eyebrow. "Riiight, I think you've been drinking too much." He said, somewhat sober again. "They are kinda cute though..."
"......CUTE?! You think they're cute eh?...hey, you're kinda cute...," Legalos said as he wiped a few tears from his eyes, "Don't you think so?"
"Yeah...." Aragorn said reaching up and whiping a few tears away from Legalos's eyes. "You're kinda...wait...NO!!!" Aragorn quickly said then shoved hm off, stood up and ran inside, hiding under his computer desk.
Legalos falls into a puddle of mud, now crossing his arms and pouting. He looks up to see a plastic pink flamingo looking him right in the face. "AH NO!!!!," he screamed as he grabbed a shovel and beat the horrid plastic bird until there was nothing left but mud and the wire it stood on. He then looked up to see a gigantic formation of plastic pink flamingos staring straight at him with little beady black eyes. "What do you want from meeee!" he yelled at the plastic pinions of death as he clumsilly ran and jumped in the pool.
Aragorn huddled beneath the small desk remembering the time when he once thought that he was gay and Arwin forced him to go to threapy and everytime he thought about a man in a wrong way they'd tazer him. Shudering the memory of he crawled out from beneath the desk, stood up and walked into the kitchen. He walked over to the frige and opened the door. He looked down and he saw a plastic soft-pink flamingo sitting on a carton of eggs. "...PANCAKES!!!! I'll make some pancakes." He said closing the frige door not thinking that you had to have eggs for pancakes. He walked over to the cabnets and got out the bowl, the mixture, the milk, (while carefully avoiding the plastic momma flamingo) and the other stuff. Remembering that the receipe called for 3 eggs, he walked back over to the frige and opened it then stared in sheer horror at the momma flamingo and quitely said " Pizza...that sounds good." And he shut the door and walked to the phone to order a pizza.
Now in the pool, Legalos took off his shirt and pants-revealing black boxers with 'The Lord of the Rings' written all over them in gold writing. He swam around a bit and told himself, "Well, I'm sure glad flamingos can't swim..." Just then, a small kiddie pink intertube floated to him. There, sitting on the tube, was a plastic pink flamingio, legs crossed, with a cocoanut drink in its well...wings.
Legalos fell back in the water floating in shock as the flamingo said in a squeaky little voice that reminded him of plastic, "But sure we can Legalos! Sure we can!" The plastic pink flamingo threw its cocoanut drink in the pool and swam after very slowly. The only part on his body Legalos could move was his eyes, so he looked around the sidewalk of the pool and saw nothing but plastic pink flamingos, still on their sticks and looking directly at him.