Yes, It is us again! yes, I say us because me and meh sis are writing this! AND WE ARE TWINS! muahahaha! (ahem) anywho...yes well, enjoy chappie 2!
Chapter 2: PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!
After ordering his pizza he walked into the living room to sit down. There in his special leather recliner sat the momma pink plastic flamingo. Snarling angerly Aragorn spun around and ran to the armory to get his sword. Perched on his personal sword was a baby pink plastic flamingo and sitting next to it was the momma pink plastic flamingo. "This is insane!" he screamed, and stormed out of the rooom.
Legalos, still floating in the pool and not able to move, was scared shitless. He saw nothing but pink as the pink flamingo got right in his face and stared straight into his eyes. Those little beady black eyes, staring, waiting, watching...(Scary huh? Legalos thought so...) All of a sudden he brought himself out of his shock and grabbed the flamingo of hell by its neck, and held it under the water. The flamingo splashed and splashed trying to get back up. He forgot that plastic can't drown, so he wrung its plastic little neck until it stopped squirming. Suddenly, all of the plastic pink flamingos surrounding the pool jumped on Legalos and started pecking him with their plastic beaks.
Suddenly the doorbell rang. He walked to the door muttering about the pink flamingo. He looked around for the pizza dude but he saw no one. "I'm down here." Said a familiar voice. Aragorn looked down to find Pippin looking up at him, holding a pizza box.
"Do I know you from somewhere?" He said as he pulled out his wallet
"Yeah..." Pippin said handing him the pizza box, "Maybe..." Aragorn could see inside the car down the driveway a little bit. All he could see was the top of someone's head. Pippin looked back behind him and yelled, "Mary! Don't take your foot off the brake!"
Aragorn handed him the money and went back inside just as the car started to roll down the driveway.
"No tip?" Pippin sneered as he ran back to the car yelling at Mary for letting go of the brake, and chasing the car.
Aragorn sat the pizza box down on the table, grabbed a piece of pizza, and went out the back door and in the backyard to get Legalos. "Legalos pizza's here!" He blinked for a minute staring at the now pink swimming pool. "Oh my god, its pink...hey it's kinda cute," he thought for a minute whith his hand on his chin, then yelled to Legalos, "LEGALOS! PIZZA!"
Standing in the shallow end of the pool, still in his boxers, (AND covered in plastic pecking pink flamingos), was Legalos. All Legalos heard was he word 'Pizza' and screamed, "PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA!" He packed a mean punch to all of those damn flamingos and shoved them off of him in a maximum of 10 seconds. He was in the house before the plastic pinions were able to regroup. He and Aragorn walked into the kitchen, got a slice of pizza, and went to the living room to eat and watch 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King'. A little bit throught the movie, Aragorn got up to go get another slice of pizza. He looked at the pizza box in terror. There, sitting on top of it, was the momma flamingo on a carton of eggs. Legalos was right behind him, but he didn't see the momma flamingo; all he was worried about was the pizza.
The plastic pink momma flamingo pecked at Legalos's had; he drew his hand back. Glaring at the plastic pink momma flamingo, he quickly grabbed the pizza box from under her and ran to his room. Aragorn, standing there wondering what the hell just went on, glared at the plastic bird of death. He shook his fist at the plastic pink momma flamingo and said, "Curse you for being...alive!" The plastic pink momma flamingo just squaked a bit and one of the eggs in the carton hatched, revealing a REAL pink flamingo.
Legalos slammed the door to his room, locked the door, plopped himself and the pizza down on the bed, and opened the pizza box.
In the kitchen, looking in awe at the little flamingo hatchling, (and wondering how the hell that was possible), Aragorn heard an extremely loud scream.
What will happen next? What was that horrid scream Aragorn heard? What will happen if the plastic pink momma flamingo keeps hatching REAL baby pink flamingos? Find out in chapter 3: Pink Chicks and Bubble Baths. hehe ok, well review and tell us whatcha think!