A/N Ha! I fixed my problem. Well, most of it. I still have no page
breaks, and this weird centimeter long line under the words on the far left
of the screen. It's weird but I'm cool with it.
This is the chapter we've all been waiting for! The actual sleep over!
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(Begin Chapter Three)
Peach loaded the bags of party supplies into Samus's room. She looked around. "It's actually kind of pretty in here."
Samus banged in. "Yep. Got everything ready?"
Zelda came in with a bag filled with cups and some food. "Yes, almost."
Nana was in the corner of the room, setting up her sleeping bag. She turned around (I've decided she shall talk) and said, "We can't shake off Gannondorf and Captain Falcon. They were sneaking around earlier today, hoping to hear what we're doing." She snorted. "Hentais!"
Zelda locked the door. "Well, they can't get in unless they break down the door."
Samus muttered under her breath, "Huh, I wouldn't put it past them."
(Later)
Peach, Samus, Nana and Zelda were chilling out, eating and talking. Zelda told a story about when she was younger, Link had slipped into the castle to see her, about how he stole past the guards and such. It wasn't a funny story to her, but it made the other girls laugh. She knew it was because he needed to see her because of the sake of Hyrule, but they didn't know that.
They were sharing stories and memories when Peach startled them.
"Look at this!" squealed Peach, and she dug around in her bag. "I found the most kawaii picture!"
Nana, Samus, and Zelda peered at the picture.
"Isn't it sooo funny!" laughed Peach. "I took that while we were on vacation at the motel."
It was a picture of Zelda scolding DK and Bowser in the hall, and the naughty pair trying to slip away. Both turtle and ape looked shamefaced. (It's in my other ficcy, Get to Know Each Other.)
Zelda grinned. "I remember that, it was because they were attacking Young Link and his friends at the pool."
Samus nodded. "I believe we all heard the racket."
Peach was about to pull out another photo when a heavy clunk sounded from outside the door.
"What was that?" asked Nana curiously. Quietly, the girls crept to the door. Samus slowly unlocked the door and quickly shoved it.
Grunts came from behind the door. Samus jostled the door roughly, then kicked out at it. The door flew open.
Captain Falcon and Gannondorf were trying to break open the door. Looking at up at the girls, Captain Falcon weakly said, "Er, you look lovely tonight, girls."
A pair of space boots, two pairs of heels and one pair of climbing boots slammed into the racer's and conqueror's face. They were out like a light.
"Need any help?"
Roy, Marth and Link were standing in the next room's doorway. The trio looked all sweaty from fencing.
Link smiled at Zelda, his crimson face happy. "'Ello, Zelda."
Roy whipped his sword around causally. "So, shall we get red of these hentais?"
Peach smiled. "No, we can!" She whipped out a frying pan.
Zelda grabbed the pan. "No! You can't do that!"
Samus shrugged. "Why not?"
Marth added, "It's not like they don't deserve it."
Zelda looked at the pair of caught perverts. "I've got a better idea."
(On the roof of the Smasher's mansion)
"This is a great idea, Zelda," said Peach with admiration. "I mean, really."
Zelda and Link were tying up the unconscious Gannondorf, while Marth and Roy worked on senseless Captain Falcon.
"Okay. We tied them up in the rope, that part's done. Samus, you wrap them in your energy beam, while I got Din's fire to get them from afar. Peach, you float out there and repeatedly hit them over the head with assorted sports equipment and cooking materials. Nana, you hurl ice blocks at them until you decide they've had enough."
Nana grinned evilly.
"Marth, Link, Roy, you just throw things at them. Everybody ready?" Zelda looked around at the Smashers.
The group nodded.
Samus wrapped the pair in her energy beam, and chucked them far off the roof, about eight yards away from the mansion. Zelda put her hands close together, and a ball of Din's fire formed, and Zelda concentrated.
The ball floated swiftly towards the pair. Zelda detonated the fire. It blew up in the pervert's faces, injuring them. She sent four more balls of Din's Fire at the pair, and was satisfied.
Samus, for fun, wriggled the beam, making energy zap the unfortunate Smashers. She laughed and did it again.
By now, they were awake, and were staring fearfully at the group of Smashers. Their predicament didn't look good.
Peach gracefully lifted herself in the air, and floated next to the pair, and thrashed the pair with a gold club, yelling, "Hentai! Stupid- cursed-" and on and on.
Link widened his eyes. "Where did she learn that language?"
A guilty cough came from Nana.
After beating upon the duo, Peach whapped them to sum it all up with the tennis racket and nodded. "Hmph!" The princess floated back.
Nana tossed an ice chunk in the air and whacked it with her mallet. It flew out into the air, and scored a hit on Gannondorf's face. "Yes!" crowed Nana. She flipped another one in the air, and clouted the ice block. It sailed through the air and thwacked Captain Falcon on in the jaw.
This continued for several hours. None of the Smashers besides Gannondorf and Captain Falcon complained.
Marth, Roy and Link had their fun pitching rocks and pieces of brick at the pair.
After six hours total of whacking, throwing, and burning the duo, Peach said, "We're done- bring 'em in, Samus!"
" Y'think their in one piece?" muttered Zelda out of the corner of her mouth to Link.
It didn't seem like it. When Samus reeled them in, she "accidentally" dropped them, then stamped on them with her boots. "Oops."
The two were like roasted chicken that were hacked at, bruised, and charred at the same time. Zelda kicked them. "Let's drag them to their rooms."
The seven characters kicked, rolled, and shoved them to their rooms, and kicked, rolled, and shoved them onto the carpet.
Zelda hugged Link. "Well that was a nice little gathering."
He blushed. "Er, yeah."
Peach whacked Link upside the head with her tennis racket and watched him slump to the floor. "Come on, Zelda."
Zelda glared at Peach. "You really didn't need to do that."
Roy and Marth supported the Hero of Time between them. "It's okay, you guys- er, girls- go on with your thing, have fun."
(At Samus's room a half an hour later)
The girls were watching a movie in Samus's room when they heard a dull THUMP. Of course, no one else felt it because the guys were at the gamecube tournament, but even Jigglypuff was there. No one knew what gender it was. It varied with Pokemon.
Every guy was supposed to be there, but the girls were excused because all them had beaten the boys at the last one.
"What... oh, it better not be those two again!" snarled Peach. She stamped to the door and opened it. Zelda put the DVD player on pause, and looked at Peach. "Nope, they won't be back for a while."
Peach stood there stunned. Then she screamed.
When Peach screams, it is high-pitched, and very loud.
Samus bounded with speed over to Peach and clapped a hand over her mouth. Then saw what made her scream.
It was ghosts!
They were two, huge, things, all silvery, making the girls unsure of what was underneath. The two both groaned, a deep, moaning noise.
Peach fainted on the spot.
Samus, however, leapt at the two- and went right through.
"What the-!" yelled Samus. She attempted to punch one of them, the bigger one.
Her hand went right through. She stared. The ghost whapped her across the face. Samus slammed against the wall.
Nana attempted the hurl ice cubes at the smaller one- and was blown back into the room.
"Enough of this!" yelled Zelda. She transformed into the Sheik and ran at one of them- and disappeared in a puff of smoke! One of the ghosts swiped at the air- and got air!
The ghost growled in surprise, and they both ran.
Samus struggled up. "What... was that?"
Sheik/Zelda peered at the footprints left by the ghosts. "Ghosts don't leave footprints. They must've been Smashers!"
Nana weakly climbed out on all fours out of the room. "What? Who?"
Samus didn't agree. "But I went right through them."
Zelda shook her head. "Illusion. They probably ducked and you went through the hologram they must of made."
Samus punched the wall. "Who were they? Argghh!"
Sheik transformed back into Zelda, and examined the footprints. "A pair of claws and monkey prints. Bowser and DK!"
Nana stared down the hallway. "I'm going to KILL them!"
Zelda had another idea. "Actually, maybe this'll work. Listen..."
(End Chapter Three)
A/N (Ducks objects hurled at Shadowsong) Sorry! I know! Cliffy! Don't hurt me...
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This is the chapter we've all been waiting for! The actual sleep over!
Read and review!
(Begin Chapter Three)
Peach loaded the bags of party supplies into Samus's room. She looked around. "It's actually kind of pretty in here."
Samus banged in. "Yep. Got everything ready?"
Zelda came in with a bag filled with cups and some food. "Yes, almost."
Nana was in the corner of the room, setting up her sleeping bag. She turned around (I've decided she shall talk) and said, "We can't shake off Gannondorf and Captain Falcon. They were sneaking around earlier today, hoping to hear what we're doing." She snorted. "Hentais!"
Zelda locked the door. "Well, they can't get in unless they break down the door."
Samus muttered under her breath, "Huh, I wouldn't put it past them."
(Later)
Peach, Samus, Nana and Zelda were chilling out, eating and talking. Zelda told a story about when she was younger, Link had slipped into the castle to see her, about how he stole past the guards and such. It wasn't a funny story to her, but it made the other girls laugh. She knew it was because he needed to see her because of the sake of Hyrule, but they didn't know that.
They were sharing stories and memories when Peach startled them.
"Look at this!" squealed Peach, and she dug around in her bag. "I found the most kawaii picture!"
Nana, Samus, and Zelda peered at the picture.
"Isn't it sooo funny!" laughed Peach. "I took that while we were on vacation at the motel."
It was a picture of Zelda scolding DK and Bowser in the hall, and the naughty pair trying to slip away. Both turtle and ape looked shamefaced. (It's in my other ficcy, Get to Know Each Other.)
Zelda grinned. "I remember that, it was because they were attacking Young Link and his friends at the pool."
Samus nodded. "I believe we all heard the racket."
Peach was about to pull out another photo when a heavy clunk sounded from outside the door.
"What was that?" asked Nana curiously. Quietly, the girls crept to the door. Samus slowly unlocked the door and quickly shoved it.
Grunts came from behind the door. Samus jostled the door roughly, then kicked out at it. The door flew open.
Captain Falcon and Gannondorf were trying to break open the door. Looking at up at the girls, Captain Falcon weakly said, "Er, you look lovely tonight, girls."
A pair of space boots, two pairs of heels and one pair of climbing boots slammed into the racer's and conqueror's face. They were out like a light.
"Need any help?"
Roy, Marth and Link were standing in the next room's doorway. The trio looked all sweaty from fencing.
Link smiled at Zelda, his crimson face happy. "'Ello, Zelda."
Roy whipped his sword around causally. "So, shall we get red of these hentais?"
Peach smiled. "No, we can!" She whipped out a frying pan.
Zelda grabbed the pan. "No! You can't do that!"
Samus shrugged. "Why not?"
Marth added, "It's not like they don't deserve it."
Zelda looked at the pair of caught perverts. "I've got a better idea."
(On the roof of the Smasher's mansion)
"This is a great idea, Zelda," said Peach with admiration. "I mean, really."
Zelda and Link were tying up the unconscious Gannondorf, while Marth and Roy worked on senseless Captain Falcon.
"Okay. We tied them up in the rope, that part's done. Samus, you wrap them in your energy beam, while I got Din's fire to get them from afar. Peach, you float out there and repeatedly hit them over the head with assorted sports equipment and cooking materials. Nana, you hurl ice blocks at them until you decide they've had enough."
Nana grinned evilly.
"Marth, Link, Roy, you just throw things at them. Everybody ready?" Zelda looked around at the Smashers.
The group nodded.
Samus wrapped the pair in her energy beam, and chucked them far off the roof, about eight yards away from the mansion. Zelda put her hands close together, and a ball of Din's fire formed, and Zelda concentrated.
The ball floated swiftly towards the pair. Zelda detonated the fire. It blew up in the pervert's faces, injuring them. She sent four more balls of Din's Fire at the pair, and was satisfied.
Samus, for fun, wriggled the beam, making energy zap the unfortunate Smashers. She laughed and did it again.
By now, they were awake, and were staring fearfully at the group of Smashers. Their predicament didn't look good.
Peach gracefully lifted herself in the air, and floated next to the pair, and thrashed the pair with a gold club, yelling, "Hentai! Stupid- cursed-" and on and on.
Link widened his eyes. "Where did she learn that language?"
A guilty cough came from Nana.
After beating upon the duo, Peach whapped them to sum it all up with the tennis racket and nodded. "Hmph!" The princess floated back.
Nana tossed an ice chunk in the air and whacked it with her mallet. It flew out into the air, and scored a hit on Gannondorf's face. "Yes!" crowed Nana. She flipped another one in the air, and clouted the ice block. It sailed through the air and thwacked Captain Falcon on in the jaw.
This continued for several hours. None of the Smashers besides Gannondorf and Captain Falcon complained.
Marth, Roy and Link had their fun pitching rocks and pieces of brick at the pair.
After six hours total of whacking, throwing, and burning the duo, Peach said, "We're done- bring 'em in, Samus!"
" Y'think their in one piece?" muttered Zelda out of the corner of her mouth to Link.
It didn't seem like it. When Samus reeled them in, she "accidentally" dropped them, then stamped on them with her boots. "Oops."
The two were like roasted chicken that were hacked at, bruised, and charred at the same time. Zelda kicked them. "Let's drag them to their rooms."
The seven characters kicked, rolled, and shoved them to their rooms, and kicked, rolled, and shoved them onto the carpet.
Zelda hugged Link. "Well that was a nice little gathering."
He blushed. "Er, yeah."
Peach whacked Link upside the head with her tennis racket and watched him slump to the floor. "Come on, Zelda."
Zelda glared at Peach. "You really didn't need to do that."
Roy and Marth supported the Hero of Time between them. "It's okay, you guys- er, girls- go on with your thing, have fun."
(At Samus's room a half an hour later)
The girls were watching a movie in Samus's room when they heard a dull THUMP. Of course, no one else felt it because the guys were at the gamecube tournament, but even Jigglypuff was there. No one knew what gender it was. It varied with Pokemon.
Every guy was supposed to be there, but the girls were excused because all them had beaten the boys at the last one.
"What... oh, it better not be those two again!" snarled Peach. She stamped to the door and opened it. Zelda put the DVD player on pause, and looked at Peach. "Nope, they won't be back for a while."
Peach stood there stunned. Then she screamed.
When Peach screams, it is high-pitched, and very loud.
Samus bounded with speed over to Peach and clapped a hand over her mouth. Then saw what made her scream.
It was ghosts!
They were two, huge, things, all silvery, making the girls unsure of what was underneath. The two both groaned, a deep, moaning noise.
Peach fainted on the spot.
Samus, however, leapt at the two- and went right through.
"What the-!" yelled Samus. She attempted to punch one of them, the bigger one.
Her hand went right through. She stared. The ghost whapped her across the face. Samus slammed against the wall.
Nana attempted the hurl ice cubes at the smaller one- and was blown back into the room.
"Enough of this!" yelled Zelda. She transformed into the Sheik and ran at one of them- and disappeared in a puff of smoke! One of the ghosts swiped at the air- and got air!
The ghost growled in surprise, and they both ran.
Samus struggled up. "What... was that?"
Sheik/Zelda peered at the footprints left by the ghosts. "Ghosts don't leave footprints. They must've been Smashers!"
Nana weakly climbed out on all fours out of the room. "What? Who?"
Samus didn't agree. "But I went right through them."
Zelda shook her head. "Illusion. They probably ducked and you went through the hologram they must of made."
Samus punched the wall. "Who were they? Argghh!"
Sheik transformed back into Zelda, and examined the footprints. "A pair of claws and monkey prints. Bowser and DK!"
Nana stared down the hallway. "I'm going to KILL them!"
Zelda had another idea. "Actually, maybe this'll work. Listen..."
(End Chapter Three)
A/N (Ducks objects hurled at Shadowsong) Sorry! I know! Cliffy! Don't hurt me...
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